So the so called MDs are so high on their drugs and like to help out the big pharma thugs, that they are classified as allopaths now. Not sure who made that up, but it came about somehow. And what does allopathic doctors when abbreviated make? ADs, as in the cash they try and rake.
This pill will help you.
What I say is true.
There is no cure.
Don't you love its allure?
Bah, that is just a fad.
Never work at your pad.
Try this fancy pill.
You will no longer feel ill.
At least you won't feel like you are.
You may now feel like a drunk at a bar.
But that is just the side effects of it.
Don't worry about that shit.
You will be A OK!
Just listen to what I say.
Take this fancy pill and live.
Trust in everything I give.
Smoke, sit on your ass and take the pill.
You may want to have an up to date will.
But that is just in case.
Hey, only 1/100,000 die after the pill explodes their face.
But don't worry about that.
No need to get off your extra fat.
Just eat the GMO and take this pill.
Go ahead, have you fill.
This pill has been approved by the FDA.
That makes it golden, so cough up your pay.
That thing from overseas has not been proven one bit.
So listen to me and don't buy into it.
It was made up by a quack.
My fancy pill may give you a heart attack,
But it has been proven to work.
Bah, not just by some rich big pharma jerk.
A few billion off of this pill,
That helps you from being ill,
Is just a small price to pay,
For helping you have a brighter day.
So trust in me.
Forget the stuff outside of North America's shore.
Cuba's advancement in medicine over us is just lore.
Pffft to big pharma and their crap. Pffft to moronic doctors who believe the shit they are shoveling across the map. ABX and the like can come in handy. But all the other crap they feed you like candy? Yeah, friggin right. Change your diet, exercise and kill each parasite. Bingo! Fixed and no need for their stupid lingo. Of course there are more drastic things too. But guess what? Can be fixed without 50 pills going up your ass at your zoo. I am now done with today's sass. Big pharma and their crap can kiss my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.