Wednesday, June 24, 2015

The Sick Want To Click!

So with equal rights making the rounds everywhere, as well it should to most at their lair, one more wants to join the club. Animals better watch out the next time you get a belly rub. Know what I'm getting at? It is sickening to the cat. Read an article that seemed legit. I hope though it was written by a twit.

Equal rights for all.
Everyone should stand tall.
No matter the sex or orientation.
"All" now gives some elation.

Zoophiles want to come out.
Them and their trout.
Or maybe horse and such.
They love animals umm much.

They think it is no big deal.
They should be allowed to cop a feel.
Or do more than that.
Have you caught on to the cat?

They want to hump a goat.
They want to do it in a trench coat.
They want animals galore,
Going all humpity hump at their shore.

It's no big deal at all.
Hump animals, short, fat and tall.
Let's make equals rights to such a thing.
It would make an easy spring fling.

Are some humans that sick?
That slow on the uptick?
Yeah let's let animal humpers join in.
Equal rights for the win.

It's only illegal in three-quarters of the states.
The other quarter humans can have animal mates.
Rednecks aren't the only ones.
What happens if an animal gets the runs?

Ewww, erase that thought.
Nasty by a whole friggin lot.
Grossed out yet?
Have a thing for your pet?

Coming soon to a TV near you,
Zoophiles at the zoo.
Zoophiles and their lover.
I'm too old for this shit starring Danny Glover.

I think all are too old for that.
Nastier than stepping in scat.
Humans are as creepy as can be.
Keep your human parts away from me.

I guess equal rights for all can go a bit far. Cover the zoophiles in tar. Then toss them out in the weather and let them get covered in feather by feather. The cat is all for equal rights for each species and such. But going all man loving a horse is a bit much. Know any zoophiles at your sea? I hope they are far away from thee. Creepy zoophiles get no equal rights from me or a singing bass. They can stay far away from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

108 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    We need to chat
    Suza's ready to win
    At your bin
    Did she do her trick
    And beat me with her Number One stick?

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    1. No blue you are some slick
      sliding in with the #1 click

      good morning, how are you Blue
      it is I that fool named True..

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    2. If you're a fool
      I'm uncool
      But slick I am
      As the Cat calls it a copy paste scam
      Haha!
      Just typing real quick
      Sliding in with the #1 click

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    3. lol a scam it is
      With your copy and paste biz
      But on in you go
      As the streak does grow

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    4. Another new comment I see!!!
      R just surprised the heck out of me!

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    5. Sickos in the place to be?
      At the kitty cat sea?

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    6. Sickos they are
      With R on par

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  2. Maybe Blue is asleep
    So Suza can slowly creep…

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    1. Two gorgeous women trying to beat Blue at his shoe
      No can do
      Who is number one?

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    2. Good Morning Suza..

      and thanks Blue...
      number one can be fun
      two are better when they come undone..haha

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    3. Maybe tomorrow I'll be late
      Ignoring my phone waking up at eight...

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    4. Blue wasn't a snoring
      Or putting in humper free flooring

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    5. They fell for my plan
      Tried to beat the blue man

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    6. Didn't work
      As they did lurk

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  3. Replies
    1. haha - I think there is something wrong my page would not refresh, so now I am number three under the cat's rhyming sea..

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    2. Two gorgeous women trying to beat Blue at his shoe
      No can do
      Who is number one?

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    3. One, two, three
      As #1 flies free

      Kiss ass blue
      With one shoe

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    4. Gotta know which ones to kiss
      Making you hiss

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    5. Get your bliss
      Without a miss

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  4. Hi Blue and True
    It's busy at Cat's zoo

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    1. Busy as can be
      As I sleep with glee

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    2. In the place to be?
      Not at your neighbor's house
      Snoring like a mouse?

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    3. Or with a goat
      On your neighbors boat

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  5. Number 12 in a beautiful row
    As Suza and True tried to steal the Blue guy show
    Say it ain't so!
    Well, hello!

    Cat, some say I'm an animal too
    Should I watch my um... back at my zoo
    Or maybe something else like a wick
    Should I beat them with a stick?
    Those sick ass bastards humping a cat
    I don't think that's normal at your hat
    Yikes and then some
    How could anyone be so dumb?
    Anyway, your blue friend has got to go
    And snore away at his show
    As if you didn't know

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    1. If you are an animal at your sea
      Run fast and climb a tree
      Te weirdos like to stick it
      With their loving fit

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    2. Run I will
      Then I'll end up in some hospital
      And I'll send them the bill

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    3. Or just sue
      And be rich forever at your zoo

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  6. Creepy zoophiles get no equal rights
    Out of their mind taking lots of big bites
    Animals not liking it one bit
    Their own kind is a big hit
    They stamp their rights with big fights

    Hank

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    1. Well said indeed
      Stuff them all in a trunk and through them in the river at every feed

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    2. Am lurking, Blue
      but not all the time, though!

      Hank

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    3. Need to lurk faster
      To move on past her

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    4. Lurking he is
      Doing the Hank biz

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  7. Well that's a desire
    That I can't comprehend
    Puts a whole new twist
    On man's best friend

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    1. Yeah, so out to lunch
      The whole friggin bunch

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  8. That is sick. It's where we are headed, folks, with every wall that crumbles.

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    1. I've been thinking this for the last five years. Next up, pedophilia. There is no end.

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    2. Yep, have to have equal rights for all
      Even the morons and sickos need to stand tall
      Pffft says the cat
      Let them get eaten by a rat

      If that comes to be
      Shoot the pedophilia nuts and throw them in the sea

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    3. If you look at history, that kind of behavior has decreased in modern times, not increased.

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    4. Or hidden more at least
      Nature of the beast

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  9. If they can't say yes and understand it
    Then wanting to have sex with them is sick sh*t;
    It's not where real equality inevitably goes,
    But a wrong that truly blows.

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    1. Sick shit it is in every way
      So wrong at the end of the day

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  10. I grew up in a fairly rural area of PA. Every year when the PA farm show came to the big city of Harrisburg there was always someone who got arrested for boinking a sheep or goat. I guess when all those animals get all gussied up in their finest it's just too much for some folks to handle and those urges take over. Let's just hope the pervs go for the blue ribbon winners to make it worth their time in the slammer!

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    1. damn, that is as nasty as can be
      How can that give anyone any glee?
      Maybe they saw the blue
      And though the winners had blue balls too?

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    1. Let's try this again..

      All I can say is that is sooooooo wrong...
      and now off I go so long...

      have a good day at your bay

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    2. Wrong in every way
      Couldn't believe when I saw it at play

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  12. As pervs come and go
    This is their lowest show
    Of them I care not to think
    They're scum like an old junkyard sink

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    1. Crush them in a car
      Leave the door ajar
      So the animal can jump out
      And listen to their final shout

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  13. There are some sick people out there!

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    1. Sick puppies everywhere
      Trying to justify it at their lair

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  14. Someday, the sickos will pay.
    That's all I'm going to say.

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  15. Sick is the only word to describe them

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    1. The only nice word
      As they are aburd

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  16. That sure is a sick sick deal. Hope there aren't any of those Zoophiles around here. If so, they will find themselves shot down dead.

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    1. Serve them right to
      Flush them all down the loo

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  17. Such people are only looking for attention. If they really believe they deserve equal rights then I've got a pile of manure to sell them that is pure gold.

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    1. My bridge I want to sell is better though
      Just so you know

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  18. Is zoophile a real thing?? That's disgusting!!!! Watch out, cat, you just opened yourself up for all those zoophiles to find you through google!!! Hahahaha

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    1. Yep, a real thing
      With it's ring
      We'll see what nuts come to pass
      From my little zoophile sass

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  19. Equal rights are getting lots of competition from equal wrongs!

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  20. I didn't know it had a name.
    Those people should be put to shame.
    How gross is that?
    Very...I agree with you, cat!

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    1. Yep, has a name
      Oh so lame
      Nasty as can be
      At every sea

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  21. That's as sick as they get
    Getting off on petting a pet?
    And yet
    Many do, I fear.
    I mean, so I hear
    From my "pet" deer.

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    1. Yeah many seem to
      From dog to deer at the zoo

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  22. One size fits all
    Equals one size - too small.

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    1. Small in many a way
      Stupid iq at their bay

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  23. Oh my gosh, an image I don't want to think about
    sad it is legal in so many states
    just scary to think there are people out there
    that enjoy this type of fate

    betty

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    1. Yeah scary indeed
      Those sickos and their deed

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  24. I do not personally know any zoophiles, and I'm pretty pleased if this can remain this way.

    I'm not a rum drinker, more of a bourbon one, so if it's all right with you, I'll get drunk all summer on bourbon.

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    1. Hey that works for you
      Drink away at your zoo
      And avoid these nuts
      That like animal butts

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  25. Yuck. Ok, the whole zoophile thing can't be included in the equal rights stuff. An animal can't give consent no matter what those weirdos say.

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    1. Exactly the way
      Animals have no say

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  26. step aside Butch. (Rifle Sound) Scream (Butch)... you okay? (MW).. naw man,i'm pretty f*cking far from okay - I guess this is how the animals must feel.

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    1. haha pretty much the size of it
      Every little bit

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    1. Weird as can be
      With the sicko spree

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  28. I don't know what to write
    Gives me terrible fright
    Glad I'm not a goat or a sheep
    Is there a weapon to make them sleep -

    like forever?!

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    1. Maybe chop off their umm wick
      That may do it some slick

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  29. I am sick of all these equal rights
    when people who abuse animals set their sights
    on thinking they can get away with this.
    Only some freaks would think this is bliss
    to harm an animal in this manner.
    I say "let them go to jail
    and meet Big Bubba who will not fail
    to make that nut his new pet.
    That freak won't be able to sit for a week, I bet.

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    1. That is exactly what should be done
      Lock them away with Big Bubba where they'll never see the sun

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  30. orlin N cassie

    we wood comment bout zoophilez....but we iz two bizee hurlin sew we will see ewe two morrow

    ♥♥

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    1. lol bury that hairball
      Or at least don't get it on the wall

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  31. That is just plain disgusting. I've always been an animal lover, but the thought of anyone wanting to, um, "love" an animal like THAT is sickening, and makes the human the REAL "animal."

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    1. Yep, humans are the real animal in this case
      As with the sicko crap they embrace

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  32. Zoophiles are sick!!!! That's all I'm going to say about this.

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  33. Keep your human parts away indeed/that is such a nasty deed/have you no shame, the cat asks?/fancy a bit of fun, take your other half to the park! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. And let them step in shit
      As they are already full of it

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  34. I think after reading that I have to switch my chose libation,
    I need something much stronger to wipe those from my imagination.
    Susan Says

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    1. lol have to get some rum
      And the imagination will dumb

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  35. You're right.... humans can be pretty damn creepy.

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  36. I'm all for equal rights
    don't want any fights!

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  37. Legal in 3/4 of the states you say?
    Let me know where, so I can be sure to stay far away.
    Gross!

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    1. lol gotta love the law
      Sure has many a flaw

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  38. Well, if it can be done the sicko zoophiles with make it legal.

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