Friday, June 12, 2015

Your Design Isn't Fine!

So the cat was hopping here and there the other day when he cam across some video that he hit play. I think I lost a few IQ points as I listened to it. Let's just say it was full of more than spit.

Humans are designed to eat meat!
Nope, not even as a treat.
The cat will skip the meat,
As that is just the same old beat.

Design is more fun.
Let's give it a run.
You were designed?
Hmmm I hope all the papers were signed.

Did they start with the toe?
Damned if I know.
Designed in a barn?
Maybe made out of yarn?

Were we all designed the same?
Damn, that would just be lame.
Maybe there was a hiccup in the machine.
Some got designed mean.

At least the designer can draw.
Bad drawing should be against the law.
Coming out like Bigfoot wouldn't be grand
No wonder he hides across the land.

No fun baby making is had.
That is just a fad.
You weren't made in back of a cab.
Nope, you were designed in a lab.

Hmm which is worse?
Hey, it beats a hearse.
You can even update your design,
If your design isn't fine.

The plastic is there.
Even some fake hair.
We can add to it.
Or some other umm spit.

I designed this post.
Damn, I'm a designing host.
Maybe I'll get that gig.
Make a human in need of a bad wig.

Designed like a store.
Designed and nothing more.
Sex is just a myth.
Design a human to be with.

Pfffft such idiots out there trying to push their crap. Do they even think before they flap? I guess the answer to that is a big fat no. Morons think what works for one works for all high and low. Their design obviously has a bad case of gas. I am done being a designing little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. No.# 4 in a row
      Another lucky throw!

      Hank

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    2. Four in a row
      At the Kitty Cat Show
      From coast to coast
      Don'tmean to boast
      In the place to be
      At your sea

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    3. Boasting away
      On display
      4 in a row
      Away Hank shall go

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    4. Back on top
      Hank's streak did stop

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    1. I am a one of a kind design
      and not created in some lab
      I walk the line, I walk the line
      and who knows what is on the slab
      you can keep your plastic parts
      I'll just leave you with sparkly farts...haha

      ok, humor me I had to say it...

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    2. Good morning Truedessa,Ma'am
      Thanks for your company again!

      Hank

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    3. haha the sparkly farts work
      Can be a magic perk

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    4. Did Hank call her Ma'am? :p
      Hotdamn!
      I mean,,, I see
      In the place to be

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    5. lol there you go
      Hot damning on the show

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    6. Is Hank a cowboy too
      At his rhyming shoe?

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    7. haha who knows
      How that goes

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  3. I hear the twilight zone music, doo doo doo dah and the book 1984. That was some vid. lol

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    1. lol 1984 is coming to pass
      All over the mass

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  4. "Were we all designed the same?"
    Except perhaps with different names
    Drawn by a designer
    In whatever manner
    Clamoring in different ways for fame

    Hank

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    1. Some drew bad
      Some glad
      Some this
      Some can't miss

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  5. Whoever designed mine
    Should pay a heavy fine.
    I just keep getting sicker,
    And their heads keep getting thicker.

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    1. Track them down
      And beat them with their thick head crown

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  6. Design
    I do opine
    And end up fine
    Do you carry a sign
    When you dine
    Do you drink wine
    Or beer from a stein
    Just walk the line
    And Design

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    1. Walk the line
      Or jump it like a feline
      Easy as can be
      Stick their design spree

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  7. We are all unique. Like my Daddy used to say, "When they made you Deb, they broke the mold and threw it away".

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    1. lol zit loving and all
      There at your hall

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  8. Too bad it was all done in permanent ink
    I'd like to edit some details with a smile and a wink.

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    1. lol I'd like some edits too
      Need a good eraser at our zoo

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  9. The Cat doesn't eat meat???
    That's quite the feat!
    I design with yarn almost every day
    Computer design is fun, too, at my bay!

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    1. The cat eats it from Pat
      In no time flat

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  10. Well, I think we all design our lives one way or another
    hopefully in such a way that we would please our mother.
    LOL!

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    1. lol but if we don't please
      At least we can have fun with the breeze

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  11. Humans like to have others agree with them so they use vague terms to bring everyone under their umbrella. Pathetic really.

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    1. Yep, pathetic as can be
      Always needing others to agree

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  12. Someday people will be designed and then maybe we'll all be so alike we'll learn how to get along but it will be a boring world.
    Susan Says

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    1. Yep, boring as can be
      Design us like robots from sea to sea

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  13. Design, I can't even draw a straight line.
    Go with the flow? It's more fun to say no.
    We're all alike, that's a fright!
    More like me, the world would flee!

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    1. Alike would be scary
      Especially if all are hairy

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  14. By design? Um, no thanks. We had much more fun "designing" our kids the old-fashioned way. It would be a sorry world if everyone were exactly like everybody else. Cookie cutters should only be used for making cookies.

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    1. The old fashion way is more fun
      Cookie cutters should be tossed out with the cookie bun

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  15. Sometime I think some folks need a do-over!

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    1. Some sure do
      Flush them down the loo

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  16. Design infers talent, which I have little of--glad you let me hang out here, Pat!

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    1. lol you may have talent in this or that
      All have some where they are at

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  17. I have to agree with Brian, that some folks do need a do over. But then we can't all be designed. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Nope, can't indeed
      As some crap takes seed

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  18. Its kind of sad how they design sometimes
    and what they choose to do
    I'm glad I was designed the old fashion way
    and wasn't the product of something new

    betty

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    1. Yeah, mix and match
      Creating the perfect batch

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  19. Everytime i want to take the time to redesign,
    I decide that it's better to just be fine.
    I'd rather sleep, cook or eat,
    Maybe someday I'll get off my feet.

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    1. Yeah sometimes time is factor
      But beats getting run over by a tractor

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  20. If you were designed like me
    You'd say, Scooby Doooweeeee
    If I were designed like you
    I'd still have my blue suede shoe

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  21. I could design a kitchen
    but there would be a lot of bitch'n.
    so I am just fine
    without creating any design.
    I would like to see
    if I could create something new, of course, for a fee
    but that kid would probably have 3 eyes
    and wings from flies.

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    1. haha super powers
      Could jump off towers
      And fly away
      Night or day

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  22. I don't eat meat. :D

    I wouldn't want to be designed like everyone else.

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    1. Yeah suck indeed
      All the same from feed to feed

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  23. I'd rather be me
    than designed by a flea!

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  24. Sex is a myth? ? I challenge that!! Lol although I would like to design a few key people for my life. Hahaha

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    1. haha good luck with that
      Not a myth that goes splat

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  25. I'd like to see the blueprints for making a human!

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    1. Be interesting to see
      Hanging from a tree

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  26. Great poem Pat, can always count on you for something interesting to read.
    Yvonne.

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  27. orlin N cassie....faaaaaaaaaaaaa...we iz surprized we even getted heer still on fryday....de food serviss gurl said her saw a robot once that scared de be jezuz outta her; it waz that kinda....reel....we say ....uh...knot in R houz.....♥♥

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    1. lol no robots allowed
      They are just a crowd

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    1. Divine it can be
      When found at your sea

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  29. Design with edit would be fun,
    so everyone could change at run.

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    1. Be interesting to see
      What all came to be

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    1. I haven't eaten meat for almost two decades now, natural selection hasn't gotten me yet.

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    2. Still kicking
      With the veggie picking

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  31. Whoever designed me should get a medal. I'm freakin awesome ;)

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    1. lmao great way to look at it
      As you are a hit

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  32. Some days I think
    A redesign is sorely needed
    Other days I say
    Nah, I've succeeded!

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    1. Depends on the day
      And what's at play

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  33. When they were passing out design, I thought they said behind. I said, No thanks and now I have a flat ass.
    Not sure what that has to do with anything!!

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    1. lol well a flat ass beats a huge one
      Like a humpty dumpty type of run

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