Monday, July 27, 2015

A Big Production With A Big Reduction!

So the cat has been working on this a while. The biggest thing we ever done when turning the YouTube dial. It was fun to do. May do more than a few. It even has commercials at our zoo. Pat had to get in there too.



The first ever episode of Whose Hairball Is It Anyway, starring Orlin the savannah cat, Cassie the tabby cat, and Mini Me the puppet who longs for no hand up his ass. With your host, Boney.

Activities played are, Stuff from a Drawer, Let's Make A Litter and Play That Movie.

Look for big prizes, big money, big death on some other show. But watch ours while you search for that.

Cassie and I play along,
With that Boney ding dong.
Mini Me comes out to play.
Has a hand up his ass that he likes to say.

We put on a show.
The budget is low, low, low.
Hey, we can't afford a set.
Plus, I'm not a take direction pet.

Pat wants to add dogs to the next one.
Not sure I want the butt sniffing fun.
Guests can come from far and wide.
Hell, may even turn the book tide.

With commercials for the books,
Could help if I get looks.
Or maybe some will skip.
Hope it is a fun trip.

It is a FULL episode though.
So longer than normal at my show.
And no hairballs actually are seen.
But Whose Hairball is it Anyway isn't so clean.

Watch it at your sea? What did you think of the production by me? If you can call a bare bones production that. Hey, works for the cat. Hopefully I can get a few thousand views on this one. That would sure be fun. Mainly to try and sell books from the looks. A cat has to eat to get gas. So feed my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

81 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Yesterday Suza came in at 7.01
      Today Hank strode in at 7.02
      Field wide open for all the fun
      In the absence of Blue!

      Hank

      Delete
    2. Blue is off working
      So open to all who are lurking

      Delete
    3. Been awhile since I noticed Hank was #1

      begin the days of fun

      Delete
    4. Hank may get a streak
      As Blue is up the creek

      Delete
    5. Been a bit crowded in the recent past
      Many days Blue especially held on fast
      Hank still keeps lurking
      And with lots of hoping
      Luck comes in at odd times and it does

      Hank

      Delete
    6. Lurking can work
      Can be a perk

      Delete
    7. Blue is up the creek taking a break
      Might as well get bitten by a snake

      Delete
    8. That may hurt
      Blood may spurt

      Delete
  2. That was funny! Hope he finds his ass someday. I think I'm Dazed and Confused now...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha not sure he'll find his ass
      But he'll whine about it with no class

      Delete
  3. "A Big Production With A Big Reduction!
    Actors are big time with Boney all action
    Yes, whose hairball?
    Can be any one at all
    Costs brought down for good reasons

    Hank

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Brought on down
      As this isn't tinsel town lol

      Delete
  4. Replies
    1. lol don't like the Ultron voice
      Not something in which to rejoice

      Delete
  5. WOW, that was some 'buy my books' production! The cats were the true stars, but those jingles were quite good, excellent! And Boney needs to drop any idea of modeling, especially swimsuits! Halloween costumes - he's a star but no, never, ever on the beach! :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. The cats always like to be the stars at our sea
      The jingles were fun to be used by me
      And yeah, Boney better stay away
      From any beach by any bay

      Delete
  6. Hey, if those folks unwrapping toys and putting on nail polish are YouTube sensations I think Boney is gonna sell some books! Love the catchy tunes.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha Boney selling books would be grand
      Can't say I'd not like his helping hand

      Delete
  7. My, oh my! Where to begin.
    Parts made me cringe and parts made me grin!
    Do I get a prize for watching til the end?
    Yes, I really did, much to my chagrin!
    Best part was Cassie flipping you the bird
    in two different parts while saying her sassy words.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha Boney wasn't the best?
      Didn't like his mankini fest? hahaha
      Cassie is as sassy as ever
      Thanks for watching the whole endeavor

      Delete
  8. I know I'm supposed to comment on the show, but I loved the commercials. That "buy my books" song is a great anthem for any author in search of shameless promotion. And we should know, as we always are.

    MUST... BUY... BOOKS.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha yeah, I'm not above shameless promotion here
      Even using the cat's rhyming rear
      Could spread buy my books around
      Make some dough letting others use its sound haha

      Delete
  9. Opening night, what a blast
    You just want it to last and last
    Celebs drive up in chauffered cars
    Drinking in their back-seat bars
    The production is a mammoth thrill
    As on Red Carpet big shots mill
    The pitch was grand, it captured looks
    It danced to music, BUY THE BOOKS

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha now that would be fun
      A mammoth thrill when done
      With loads of cash
      Away we'd dash
      Buy the books
      With many looks

      Delete
  10. Y'all sure went all out...and up too!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That we did at our sea
      Could make some flee

      Delete
  11. Boney is not afraid to dress up for the beach or would that be dress down? Funny video.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Maybe it's a little of both
      Either way, he has no growth

      Delete
  12. Great video and I just enjoyed seeing the kitties. Well done. That bony guy needs a good meal. Take care.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol that he sure does indeed
      We don't feed him at out feed

      Delete
  13. omg, you are so clever! this is awesome sauce. I want to meet these (soon-to-be famous!) cats!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha they'd run under the bed
      And hide their head

      Delete
  14. That is quite a feat
    I want a front row seat!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha a studio audience at our sea
      That would be scary to the cat to come to be

      Delete
  15. Didn't watch it all but just a bit at the beginning
    The cats were cute in their role
    The skeleton is a bit freaky looking
    at least he didn't drool!

    must have taken a bit to put this together
    when do you ever sleep
    seems like you are always writing or working on something
    and everything you do with it is neat

    betty

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah, took a while to do this one
      Biggest one I've ever done
      Lots to do
      At my zoo

      Delete
  16. This is funny!! ANd I love Cassie:))

    ReplyDelete
  17. How do you DO this?? Clever. I'd vote for Orlin.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Footage, voice overs, songs and more
      Added them all to my shore

      Delete
  18. I think it's a very nice production. Made me laugh. Your cats are priceless. The tabby looks so much like my tabby.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Glad it turned out well
      Was fun to do where we dwell

      Delete
  19. orlin N cassie...we haz GOT two werk on gettin de volume fixed on thiz dee vizz.....we just watched yur furst.... silent film....tho we gotta say,

    9) yur cat tower rocks &

    R ) wear waz ya headed round 8:54 marker....when ya waz waitin at de door ~~~~~

    ♥♥♥

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. No sound sure does suck
      We were looking for a place to avoid the flashy box and duck

      Delete
  20. I liked the narrator, Mr. Boney. Hope you sold some books.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Have to check and see
      If any came from my book tree

      Delete
  21. haha - Ok, this was rather compelling...as I tried to figure out where you'd go next. The kitties are precious as always..the commercial strategically placed..buy my books..buy my books..ok now I can't get that out of my head
    thanks a lot cat for that..I see a new Max Blizzard book..I can't wait to read it..

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha, go anywhere at my sea.
      The idea popped in and I gave it a spree
      Buy my books had to be done
      Hopefully book 2 shall be fun

      Delete
  22. I'd love to see Boney, selling the books at the beach! Great time/season to meet the readers face to face, esp. with cool song and cats! Show at the beach will make you rich! :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol Boney at the beach would be a sight
      A show there would be interesting to take flight
      But Pat can't walk on the beach
      His back would crap out and cause him to go all cursing speech lol

      Delete
  23. LOL. My husband asked what the hell I was watching. You're very difficult to explain so I just had him watch. Hope you get a million views.
    Susan Says

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol I make it difficult to explain
      That sure works for my lane

      Delete
  24. I'm impressed, my no-budget friend
    But now we need one for the other end
    No, not that end, you silly cat
    A clean scene to share at my mat

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. A clean scene you say
      Hmmm the cat can't get there at his bay

      Delete
  25. Now that is inventive and a great way to sell your books. I love the music you chose for the background to your bookselling. No it appears that Mini-Me is an Ass man and it seems Boney is a breast man from what he had in between his teeth. The scary thing is that Boney has that bathing suit that no man should own.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. hahaha Boney has it
      Can show every bit
      Got it as a joke
      May as well us it for a poke

      Delete
  26. That was a really fun video! It was nice to put a voice with the faces here. Boney is a great host and would be a welcome Halloween decoration at my house ;) I do feel sorry for the kitties seeing Pat let it all hang out and stinking up the place each morning. Nothing wrong with a little self promotion. The commercials were a fun touch to the video!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Poor cats have to live through it all
      The commercials were fun to add at my hall

      Delete
  27. Loved the commercials
    Great tunes and words
    Cassie and Orlin
    Put up with the nerds

    Boney made me laugh
    With that lime-green mankini
    He might pick up a Miss Boney
    In a yellow polka-dot bikini

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha you never know
      Could have mating Boney's on the go

      Delete
  28. You've outdone yourself with today's show
    And Boney's looking for a blow?
    Looks like he's more endowed than
    The men I know.
    I hope Mini Me can grow an ass
    To give a path for gas to pass.
    Applause to you
    A job well done!
    For all of us, you're tons of fun.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha Boney is bigger you say
      Damn, where you been looking at your bay? lol
      Mini Me needs that ass
      Not so sure on the gas

      Delete
  29. loving the catchy tune at the end. And what a shame to be in love with furniture that just doesn't love you back.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol poor furniture gives no loving
      Even when push comes to shoving

      Delete
  30. in love with the furniture
    that doesn't love him back
    great line from the feline
    next time more cat shots
    and less of the skeleton rut
    he's spooky though funny :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. haha the host needs time
      To get in his chime

      Delete
  31. You sure do have fun making your video. Very Nice job Pat

    ReplyDelete