Thursday, July 30, 2015

A Little Bad At Our Pad!

The cat was asked a while ago to do a rhyme that was all about a bad cat chime. You know, the things cats do that are not liked by you. That is as easy as can be. But just so you know, there is nothing bad about me. I hear those sighs and I just roll my eyes.

A bad cat trip,
Is about to come due.
I'll let it rip,
Hopefully cats don't curse my zoo.

Bad task number one,
Hair up a human nose.
To do that is fun,
As there she blows.

Bad task number two,
Can get a bit smelly.
Let a crap come due,
Right in front of their telly.

Bad task number three,
Can also concern the TV.
But also a Christmas tree,
Everything is knocked over by a kitty.

Bad task number four,
Sure can get things done.
Let the liter take the tour,
Spread it around so it's stepped on by everyone.

Bad task number five,
If a human won't wake.
Run, jump and dive,
And a scratch you can make.

Bad task number six,
Is oh so easy to all.
Watch them tumble like a ton of bricks,
As you trip them when they go down the hall.

Bad task number seven,
Is sure a yummy one.
Cats can easily be in heaven,
Chewing on food from chicken to bun.

Bad task number eight,
Sure is a doozy,
This one they all hate,
And some even get woozy.

What is it you ask?
It could wake the dead.
With the final bad cat task,
You just pee on their head in bed.

I think I got most. Any more you know at your coast? Thankfully we have never had to do the final one to Pat. He would not take that. We'd get locked away in a closet at our bay. That would just be rude. So in other ways we give him attitude. If cats don't like that I spilled the beans to human screens, take it up with the singing bass. He egged on my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

81 comments:

  1. Nipping at toes
    Over the sheets
    Makes me jump
    The attack of the feet(s)

    Playing at night
    While I try to sleep
    They like games in the dark
    As around they do creep

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    1. haha and meowing as they play
      Like it were the middle of the day

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  2. Love of cats comes with ease,
    Even though they make me sneeze.
    Still, they're naught but love that's gone all furry,
    Just the sight of 'em makes me purry!

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    1. Purry at the sight
      Sure wouldn't make them take flight

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  3. Hate stepping on litter.
    What about furballs on the carpet and toys scattered up and down the stairs?

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    1. Those two are good ones too
      As they happen at many a zoo

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  4. Cats give me giant, itchy hives.
    But they have 9 lives.
    I wouldn't even live one.
    I would scratch and be dead and done.

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    1. Damn, that would suck
      Sure have to pass the buck

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  5. haha - bad task number nine
    they are tricksters on the move
    they sneak up on you from behind
    upsetting your daily groove...

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    1. That they surely will
      And they'll do it for a thrill

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  6. I've experienced all of those
    except the last one, which would cause woes!

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    1. Yeah, the last one has been done at the other sea
      Oh so very nasty

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  7. "A Little Bad At Our Pad!"
    A lot of those done by cats
    Smell and scratch
    Jump and snatch
    But purring make nice pets

    Hank

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    1. Purring as if nothing happened at all
      Then they take off down the hall

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  8. Cats and their weird habits, like sneaking up on things and people.

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    1. Yep, up they will sneak
      And then land you in shit creek

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  9. When we move into our own place again (hopefully soon), the kids and I are considering a pet. It's narrowed down to a pup, a kitty, an iguana (egads) or a hamster. I'm rooting for the pup or the cat. Bad habits be daggoned. :)

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    1. haha why not get a pup and a cat?
      Could keep each other company where they are at

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    2. well, now you've got me thinking... :)

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    3. Two for one
      Best buds they'd be under your sun

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  10. Cat is always in my face
    What's the matter with her home base
    She meows and meows and wants attention
    Does she think this is a cat convention?

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    1. haha yep, in your face they can be
      As are the two many a time at my sea

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  11. I can relate to all of these bad things, especially the little trail of cat litter the cats leave behind them. Then they purr and snuggle against you, and all is forgiven.

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    1. haha yep, that is all they need to do
      The litter is blah though at ones zoo

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  12. Never had a cat so not sure all they do
    but wouldn't be fond of the do
    that they leave behind to step in
    if that happened often, it would get quite thin

    betty

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    1. haha hairballs can come and go
      As up they shall flow

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  13. Thank COD, that no one has peed on the peeps head in the bed. They had better not!!!! But we do scatter the litter with great glee.

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    1. Yeah that is not nice at all
      Litter can sure get scattered down the hall

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  14. Oh my, I do have to agee, misdelivered peeMail is not a good thing!

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      Worse than umm spit

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  15. I just have rats and they don't do anything bad. lol

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    1. lol nothing at all
      There at your hall

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  16. Cats sure have a mind of their own. Never get on their bad side

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    1. You'll have no arm
      As they'll cause harm

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  17. To pee on your head
    Is a trick with much Ewww
    And I hope that has never
    Been done to you.

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    1. I've tramped in dog pee
      And a hairball or three
      Been crapped on too
      But that one has yet to come due lol

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  18. Cats are so independent and just don't seem to require much human interaction.

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    1. Not unless they want it
      Then they'll throw a fit

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  19. Cats are so independent and just don't seem to require much human interaction.

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  20. You peed on Pat's head in his sleep? Well, that's not very nice, cat!! I'm surprised Pat doesn't have an OCD fit with you knocking things over at his place. Lol

    Love, Jax on her honeymoon basking in the Florida sun. I missed the blogoshpere and had go say hi!!

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    1. lol no, that cat or cassie has never done that
      Or they may go splat lol
      Bah, Pat can pick them back up with ease
      Hopefully you have a nice breeze

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  21. My son's cat, Scuba, could do no wrong, until it peed on son's head.. That's when a trip to vet and snip-snip.

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    1. haha the snip snip had to be done
      After that kind of fun

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  22. Oh dear, I had no idea a cat would do that. On the head, and in bed. But cats make me sneeze so a distance I must keep. Still, I always get caught wasting time watching them prance and dance on FB videos.

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    1. FB videos can sure waste some time
      As they trot around in their prime

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  23. Cats have a mind of their own. We had just stained our deck. Yesterday, I caught Bootsy using the rail as a scratching post. It was bad enough he left paw prints in the wet stain, but to scratch it all up? Bad cat!

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    1. haha wants to make it his own at your sea
      At least on it he doesn't pee

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  24. Bad task at the Cox household: scratching up the carpet trying to open doors.

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    1. haha no carpet here
      So they can do that I fear

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  25. Always think cats are special lol

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  26. When you own cats and dogs, cats are relative saints. Unless you are the dogs. When my 16-year-old female walks between my dogs, they part like the Red Sea for Moses. No one talks to the paw.

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    1. haha cats rule in the end
      Sending the dogs around the bend

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  27. Using my leg as a scratch post is not fun.
    I let out a holler in that early morning sun.
    Walking on the computer keys is something they do
    all 5 cats like to do that at my zoo.
    they also purr around my legs, on the stairs-so full of charm
    but i know they really mean to do me harm:)

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    1. Yeah, no harm most times
      Just a few little crimes
      Walking across the keyboard they try
      But usually over it they fly

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  28. orlin N cassie

    hairballz...hairballz with chunx oh food in em like kibble....in de hall, ta be squished with bare feetz

    hurlin...hurlin coz ya wanna hurl then knot tellin anyone ya hurled til itz solid az concreet

    toyz...playin ONLEE at 3;13 in de AM...with like trax ball toyz

    whinin...whinin at de pantree door coz we want fed, then we get fed N we due knot
    wanna eat

    foodz...we like..whitefish two day...then bye two morrow it haz bee come poisonuz
    N it setz in de dish til iz rock solid

    ♥♥♥

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    1. hahaha the food thing we do
      One day we like, the next not at our zoo
      Picky as can be
      Pat doesn't like that at our sea

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  29. Mischief makers my kitties were
    But then I'd melt when they'd purr
    Always had to help me sew and knit
    They thought my answering machine was me
    And they'd pull it to the floor with glee
    Loved to play on pull-string lights
    Pretending to be lightning kites
    How I miss my fun kitties now
    Can't wait to get more to wrinkle my brow

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    1. haha the answering machine they wanted to destroy
      Using it as a toy
      That must have been fun to see
      Wrinkle a brow is always fun as they fly free

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  30. I don't like the last item, the final bad task...bad, bad, bad......

    Enjoy your summer ~

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    1. haha yep, bad in every way
      At any bay

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  31. Ha, now I know why I don't have cats!
    Happy to enjoy them at someone else's mats!

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    1. A good way to be
      If not wanting a cat spree

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  32. I never saw a cat not mess with the Christmas tree

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    1. Yeah, the trees are fair game
      They don't remain tame

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  33. Cats can be real assholes at times. Then again, my dogs can too!

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    1. All animals can when they want to be
      Leaving messes from sea to sea

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  34. The one thing I don't like about cats is when they lick their ass and then come up and want to touch you with their nose

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    1. haha dogs do it too
      There at their zoo

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