Wednesday, July 8, 2015

A Little Share By The Pair!

The cat will help you once more there at your shore. The cat will show you how to share. What? I am always willing to share a little cat hair.


See? Sharing is easy.
Not at all cheesy.
Big enough for all,
Here at our hall.


Cassie shares a yawn.
It had to be after dawn.
Look at that big yap.
Warning, it may be a trap.


I share a little space.
See, a little bit you can embrace.
I left some on the far side.
Go ahead, take it with pride.


A shared a mat too.
With a puffy ball at my zoo.
 Hey, it is sharing.
I am very caring.


I let Cassie stick her nose in.
That is sure a sharing win.
But that was all.
I shared a little at my hall.


I shared time with this.
I even pretended to miss.
It seemed to like that.
Pffft, thought it could beat the cat.


Cassie sharing another yawn.
She is such a sharing pawn.
That is all she will share.
So sharers beware.


I'll share with you though.
No need to sit low.
An ass cheek can fit.
I like sharing a bit.


I would share with you,
But you'd get stuck like glue.
So by not sharing I'm sharing life.
I'm preventing you strife.


Oops, you caught me.
Not sharing the mat at my sea.
The puffy ball has gone.
Damn, sharing was all a con.

And there you go. Now you can share high and low. Or maybe left and right. Share day or night. If you share like me you may get nasty looks directed at thee. But oh well. I'm sure you can handle being told to go to hell. The cat will now share some gas from his little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

101 comments:

  1. I can't believe I beat Blue, and all people lol

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    1. You didn't beat Blue
      Blue wasn't here at the kitty shoe

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    2. Blue was hammering
      Or off stammering

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    3. Hammering till late at night
      With a hammer
      From the slammer
      That can't be right
      50% down
      Making me feel
      Like a closet clown

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    4. 50% to go
      Then you can rest at your show

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  2. Hello to all
    Hope today all have a nice day:)

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  3. Hello to all
    Hope today all have a nice day:)

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  4. That pair
    Really know how to share
    You could take them to a fair
    And win a prize for how they care

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    1. lol there they'd hiss and spit
      So they may not win it

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  5. No cat fights when one hogs those cute little cylinder play things? That's what I want to see 'cause you know that's quite a site!

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    1. It's more of a "I'll annoy you until you give it up" thing
      Not much fur over those tends to fling

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  6. Good thing they get along. Otherwise the fur would fly.
    Do they share their cat food with you?

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    1. Yep, like at the other sea
      There the fur flies free
      Sure they'd share
      But no thanks at my lair

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  7. Ha, nothing knows how to relax as much as a cat
    we could learn a few lessons at our own mat
    but if humans relaxed as much they would get fat
    and their feet would get very very flat!

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    1. lol yep, that is true
      Humans already are a lazy crew
      If they went the way of a cat
      They'd have tons of fat

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  8. Cassie likes to yawn. Good you can share and not hate one another

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    1. Good they get along indeed
      So much easier at my feed

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  9. Cassie is a beauty.
    Orlin is a cutie.
    Thanks for sharing them today
    there at your bay!

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    1. Have to share here and there
      Or they'll get upset at our lair lol

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  10. The picture of them together in their house
    was a really cute one
    they look like they might enjoy each other
    and like to have fun

    Glad to hear they might like to share
    never happened here with the dog
    he was known to be a bit
    of a bed hog

    betty

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    1. lol their version of share
      Still doesn't fit me at our lair
      They get along most times though
      But can make the other eat crow

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  11. Cats crawl into the smallest place
    Leaving very little space
    They peek and hide with eyes so wide
    Like water in a rolling tide
    Cassie yawns and Orlin plays
    It's how the cats do spend the days

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    1. Yeah, they can get anywhere
      Sometimes stuck as they stare
      But have little a care
      Living with flair

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  12. Thanks for sharing, cat. You're just so generous!! I'll take the yellow thing to give to Mushy. Thanks! !!

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    1. lol will she chase it round and round?
      That would sure astound

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    2. She probably would love it!! And break a few things in the process... haha

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    3. haha that be fun to watch indeed
      As around and around she went at your feed

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  13. MOL! Sharing is NOT optional around here!

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    1. lol you have to share
      Geez, how rude at your lair

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  14. "A Little Share By The Pair!"
    It is all but a private affair
    Pussy with a yawn
    Sharing the jaunts
    Enjoying life together with a dare

    Hank

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    1. That they do
      Yawning through and through

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  15. Sharing is often not on the table for cats, they leave you defenceless when they crawl up in your space, all up in your face. But hey cats rule. Nice photos!

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    1. Yeah cats rule the day
      Have to have it their way

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  16. They share, they care
    All components are there
    They'll avoid common cat spats
    That make most friendships fall flat

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    1. They'll have one or two
      Just to set terms at their zoo

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  17. I'd rather avoid the gas...but love the kitty pictures.

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    1. Yeah good to avoid
      As it fills the void

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  18. Your cats are so cute! My cats don't share, they steal from each other. lol

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    1. lol stealing is more fun
      Get caught, just run

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  19. Cats really do have the right idea of how to make life the best,
    All they do is play, nap and find different places to take a rest.
    Susan Says

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    1. Yep, easy as can be
      Have the life at many a sea

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  20. It would be a little tough to share the space in that "tree." Tight quarters!

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    1. Yeah, be hard to do
      Not much space for two

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  21. aw, I love sharing, coiling kitties! So cute. And the pic of Orlin in the green thing reminds me of every time my cats would attack me growing up. Always with that little face, lol.

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    1. lol yeah, like what is your issue
      Just go mend your wound with a tissue

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  22. Like the cats' play and share
    the puffy ball at your fair.

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    1. Puffy balls all around
      May have a gutter sound

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  23. Very compelling reasons to get a cat. I love all of the pictures!

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    1. They are sure fun
      As around they run

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  24. I'm with mail4rosey, Cat!
    I need to get one at my mat
    Or two or three
    My, what a photo spree!

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    1. lol go full blown
      Let 3 try and take the thrown

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  25. nice... sharing a yawn and the place on the cat tree with a good friend is not a bad thing at all - ha

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  26. I have a dog and not a single cat
    Although the little dog has been known to wear many a hat.
    Being a sharer is one one he is known for
    He likes to hog everything here at my door.

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    1. haha a dog who's a hog
      Can he hop like a frog?

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  27. orlin N cassie....manee thanx for sharin sum brain powerz frum yesterdayz post for kinda sorta two dayz post coz now we can tell de food gurl wear ta find profanity granny in book form..... HOORAY !!! ♥♥♥

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    1. No problem at all
      Hopefully she finds it easy at her hall

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  28. Cats do love to play
    unless they are sleeping every moment of the day:)
    I love your pictures, they are quite cute
    are they noisy, or mostly mute?
    our newest cat meows all day long
    meowing to us is his favourite song.
    He is now # 6-1 doggie and 5 cats-it's our zoo.
    I wouldn't want it any other way, that is true!

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    1. Cassie isn't very loud
      But Orlin can draw a crowd
      That is a bunch indeed
      There at your feed

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  29. thanks for sharing the pics
    those two are certainly a hit
    as least they shared no spit

    my mom's cat's do not share
    they will even take your chair
    yours are an adorable pair

    Cassie thanks for sharing that yawn
    as now I am yawning..at my lawn..

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    1. Yawn away
      For a good sleep at your bay
      haha stealing every which way
      A good game to play

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  30. My in-laws got a kitten recently. The other day, some of their relatives were there and the cat jumped up and stole my seat on the couch.

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    1. lol the cat owns all
      Stealing away at every hall

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  31. Ha. The condo photo is a hoot.

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    1. He fits right in
      Staring out of his tiny bin

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  32. Looks like we buy cat accessories from the same place--some of the same towers and toys in your pics are ever present here. All hail cat hair!

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    1. Good ones to have too
      As they keep them busy at our zoo

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  33. My Daughter has a cat so when I feel the urge for a cat, I go visit

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  34. For a cat it isn't easy to share. Then you go and have a pair. Sharing the condo is nice, but it comes at a price. Though cat hair is always so easy to share...

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    1. Cat hair can be shared with ease
      Do that as away they breeze

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  35. Maybe your cats can teach my dogs how to share. Those little bastards take everything for themselves. My girl boxer brings me a toy as a gift every morning when she wakes me up, but refuses to let me take it out of her mouth. Pft!

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    1. hahaha hey, it's the though that counts
      Even if the non gift giving amounts

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  36. Loved the not sharing the hole picture. Too cute!

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  37. My favourite posts
    Are the kitties galore
    Now I can't stop yawning
    After Cassie did snore

    Orlin look so cosy
    Curled up in his tree
    Wish I had a spot like that
    For observation glee

    He looks a different colour
    In picture Number 3
    Maybe he's a chameleon
    Or a spy in 3-D

    Wish my body
    Could stretch like that
    Amazing the flexibility
    Of the lovely, noble cat

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    1. He can stretch away
      And jump and play
      He does change colors too
      Maybe is part chameleon at our zoo

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  38. I love the pics, so cute!
    Caring & sharing is good.
    Don't you have 3 cats now?

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    1. Nope, just two
      Still at our zoo

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    2. Why did I think you got a third cat? lol
      My imagination running wild :)

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    3. That it must be
      There at your sea

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  39. Too cute! Orlin has the most beautiful markings I've ever seen on a cat!

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    1. He'll like that
      Ego boost to the cat

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