Wednesday, July 15, 2015

A Little Trot With The I Do Not!

The cat watches humans lie all the time. They do it on a dime. Not sure why they would stand on a dime, but we will go with it for this rhyme. Is there a plot to the I do not?

I do not drive fast.
Like that will last.
You may still go the speed,
But if it says 100mph, that is fast indeed.

I do not eat that,
Unless you are Pat,
You just might.
So many things in one food to another take flight.

I do not walk.
Umm, you want people to gawk?
Do you stand in place and never move?
That has to be one tough groove.

I do not work.
Now that may be a perk.
But unless you sit all day,
Something work wise comes your way.

I do not drink.
Umm, you'd be dead I think.
May not drink liquor at your sea,
But a drinking sure comes to thee.

I do not quit.
Maybe not in a fit.
But if you succeed and are done,
Quitting is now given a run.

I do not read.
What's that at your feed?
You read the stop sign?
Whoops, lied again to the feline.

I do not kill.
Was that an ant hill?
Now you are a killer.
Poor ants became shoe filler.

I do not wait.
Hmm, got an important date?
I do not care.
But you wait every day at your lair.

I do not lie.
Whoops, care for another try?
I don't think that will fly.
Come now, don't cry.

Did the cat trip you up today?  Any more to add to my bay? Such liars humans are far and wide. Do you even know you lied? I am through with my do not sass from my ever so lying little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

95 comments:

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    1. Back once more
      For an encore

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    2. With all the rain, a toad
      In my garden has showed!
      Better than on the road
      Because then he'd feel a heavy load!

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    3. Good he is in a quiet place
      Not squashed at a fast pace

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    4. Without a doubt
      It will shout

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  2. I do not do windows
    Well, yes I do
    But only when my six butlers
    Have gone to the zoo

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    1. Damn, you have six
      Do any perform tricks

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    2. Number 5 and Number 6
      Do stupendous tricks galore
      But nothing, unfortunately
      From Numbers 1 through 4

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    3. Well at least you have two
      That can amuse you

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  3. Lying becomes a habit for some. When I taught school, I reached the point where even the little white lie was no a good idea. It is important to be honest.

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    1. Honest can go a long way
      But sometimes a lie needs to come into play

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  4. I loved the way you rhymed it.. keep it up!

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  5. You have to know what you're about
    And give it one big "howdy" shout
    Some waste the day with "I do not's"
    On top of your I's you put the dots.

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    1. Howdy shout you say
      Cowboy now at every bay?
      Howdy Doody all ready to go
      With his i's in the know

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  6. Dang, and here I prided myself on only tellin' little white lies.

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    1. Can still play
      Just have to watch the wording at your bay

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  7. I always tell people I don't get sick.

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    1. That is a good way to be
      Unless it comes back to haunt thee

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  8. I only drink tea!
    What's that in your pee?
    Yup, keep drinking that diet Coke;
    You'll surely croak.

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    1. Let them have that shit
      Rather drink cat spit

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  9. I'm on Bora building stuff
    I like bills... can't get enough
    I am number one
    Mondays are such fun
    I never lie
    I am the fly
    I am rich and young
    I can sing a beautiful sung

    Well, there you go
    Blue being human on your show

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    1. Wow, you let them flow
      The lies can grow
      Did your nose grow bigger?
      Can you bounce around like Tigger

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    2. I let them flow
      At the Kitty Cat Show

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    3. Out they come
      Sticking like gum

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    4. Sticking like um... sap
      As I take a nap

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    5. Sap of a tree
      Sticking to thee

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  10. I have never went 100 MPH in my life, well.... maybe in my dreams. Now.... who are you calling a liar. I am going to get Rosey after you and then you will be sorry.

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    1. haha send her after me
      She isn't so scary with a 666 at my sea

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  11. Have to watch our words around here as the cat can turn them around on us

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    1. That the cat will
      Just for a thrill

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  12. There comes a time when a lie is just needed for one reason or another.

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    1. Yep, has to be said
      To avoid such dread

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  13. I guess most people like about everything at some time,
    Guess we can all be excused for not being perfect all the time.

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    1. Yep, a lie will shine through
      Many a time at every zoo

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  14. There are lots of things we say that are definitely not to be taken literally, I agree. :)

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    1. haha yep, have to read between the lines
      Or get yapped at by felines

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  15. I don't work in the traditional sense other people work when they leave the house and work 9 to 5. But I still work. I'm an author. ;) Some of those may not be lies...just not elaborated correctly...like the drinking one.

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    1. Yeah, that is true
      Some need to elaborate a bit more at their zoo

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  16. Dogs do not lie and are better than cats. Speeding, they won't run out of gas; you can bet your lying, little, rhyming ass.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/

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    1. haha dog can't lie because they like all
      Sniffing each but that's down every hall

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  17. I do not wage war/and there you go with your warships that roar/I do not covet/but that does not stop you from trying to rob it/the cat is right, the cat is wise/humans like nothing better than telling lies! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. They let the lies fly
      Will do so until they die

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  18. the life of a cat,
    is definitely where it's at,
    even dogs have to go on a run,
    or else they will go through life not having fun,
    but cats can lounge, lay and sleep,
    never a worry, never gives a BEEP.

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      They just say bleep it

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  19. I love cats. Dogs may be loyal, but cats tell you how it is.

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    1. Cats won't let you get off easy
      Dogs can be all kinds of cheesy

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  20. Never knew that cats never lie! I still love my dog though

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    1. lol they may lie
      But they'll give honesty a try

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  21. I'm not into pets (Odd one out) But, the husband loves cats. I never liked anything but dolls LOL

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    1. Those creepy dolls with the eyes that stare?
      The cat would eat them at our lair lol

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  22. The minute I would I do not about something
    I am sure that I would then do it
    It is probably better to be honest and not lie
    it might keep one out of s@@t.

    betty

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    1. haha but a lie can keep one out of shit too
      Depends on which needs to come due

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  23. "A Little Trot With The I Do Not!"
    Liars on the whole a pathetic lot
    The Cats seem honest
    Basking in the obvious
    Others are just as happy and hot

    Hank

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    1. Obvious the cat can do
      Which is missed by more than a few

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  24. That's why the humans often step in do-do!

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    1. Step in it a lot
      As they trot and plot

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  25. So true
    I do
    Drink and drive
    Without chocolate drinks, I could not thrive
    To drive my car
    Or hit the bar.

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    1. See, the cat knew it
      Every little bit

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  26. My cat can be sneaky and a little bit cheeky!

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  27. Humans do lie about quite a lot of things!

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  28. orlin N cassie

    thiz iz why it payz ta bee a cat coz we CAN lie & like whooz gonna prove other wise...show uz de purrson who can understand "cat speech" N we will eat a burd...
    noe lyin !!! ....ore...iz....we ~~~~~ ♥♥

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    1. haha don't think you'll have to eat a burd
      As they can't understand a word

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  29. do or do not, there is no try

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    1. lol all star wars today
      Here at my bay

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  30. The politicians are real big on the I do not lie aren't they.

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    1. lol yep, and every thing they say
      Is a big fat one at their bay

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  31. I do not ...talk to rhyming cats!!! I kid, I kid.

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    1. lol you lie you lie
      The cat will sigh

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  32. If I ever lie, it's to spare someone's feelings. Most of us don't state what we're really thinking all the time. If we did, we wouldn't have many friends! "Does this make me look fat?" "No, you look great!" Imagine if we said yes...

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    1. hahaha get a slap to the head
      Or could wind up dead

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  33. If we were all Pinocchio
    our noses would be so long, you know.

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    1. yep, could have nose sword fights
      All through the days and nights

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  34. the truth shall set you free
    i do not lie to thee :)

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    1. What if you're a criminal though
      Not much freedom in going to death row

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  35. Ah Pat in the Hatt
    A rhyming cat
    I had a friend
    With a lying trend
    Said he did 80 miles an hour in reverse
    I began to curse
    Speedometer don't work in reverse
    His lying got worse...

    Gary, Gary, quite contrary....

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    1. Damn, lying backwards at your sea
      That is a talent he tried on thee

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  36. I prefer little blue lies
    Like my blue garden with butterflies
    Little white lies are boring, you see,
    Great big blue lies make a more publishable story!

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    1. haha the cat can get behind that
      Sure works where we are at

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  37. I do not like green eggs and ham. Maybe I do. I've never tried them though.

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    1. Not sure I'd want to
      Sounds nasty at my zoo

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  38. People lie all the time, myself included
    if they say they don't, they are deluded.
    When a sales lady says I look good in yellow
    I am tempted to say she is a good looking fellow
    but that would be cruel
    and just add fuel
    to my anger since I still have to talk to that mule

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    1. lmao that would be funny
      And you'd save money
      As they kicked you out
      For such a shout

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  39. I won't stick it in my eye... but I might stick it up someones.... Um... well, lets forget that.

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