Monday, July 13, 2015

A Moment Caught That I'll Use A Lot!

Now Pat doesn't usually show himself much, besides his author photo and such. But what the hell. This one was far too swell. I'll have to use it a ton. Nope, not a Photoshopping run. All true as to what's in view.










No rhyme?
What a crime.
Blame a mime,
For such a chime.

Or the mutt,
And his smutt.
Where and why?
Damn, he's spry.


Pat did get a new author picture out of us. Cassie wasn't very happy with the fuss. You can tell she is miffed and ready to run. I found it fun. Any good caption's for that one? It had to be used for a full run. Yeah, it didn't rhyme. I was too busy ripping off many a movie chime. Got them all? They were easy ones to give a call. Now I'll go pick on Cass with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

108 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    On the furry mat
    Ready to snore
    Like a boar?

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    1. You can snore
      After your building chore

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    2. In the place to be!
      Scooby Dooweeeee!

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    3. Not a toad
      On the road
      Or a fox
      In a box
      Wearing socks

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    4. The box has locks
      And is filled with rocks

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  2. Pat! How fun to see you and the cat! For some reason, the Nanny's house, hell no, I won't go cracks me up the most. Have a great week!

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    1. lol that would be his chime
      He thinks going there is a crime

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  3. Good Morning Pat!

    That picture is priceless...what the heck scared Orlin? I laughed at all the quotes and the bigger question is who took the picture for you?

    I know the cats are not thrilled with Nanny's place sharing space with all the other felines and mutts.

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    1. Not thrilled one bit
      To go there and sit
      He was either yawning or meowing at me
      Nothing scary came due at my sea
      Just caught right on time
      So had to use it for a chime

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  4. Pat, you handsome devil! What's up with the empty cabinet? Cats eating you out of house and home?

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    1. lol I leave that one empty for them to sleep in
      Too many cabinets anyway to fill them all at our bin

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  5. Lmao cat...is that your "get off my lawn face"? Hahahahaha What impeccable timing for the photographer!

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    1. haha could very well be
      If we had a lawn at our sea
      Perfect timing indeed
      For it to take seed

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    2. Who took the pic?! Cassie cat??

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    3. Cassie was off running away
      I had to chase her down at my bay
      She wanted none of it
      Hmm, maybe Boney took that hit?

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  6. "A Moment Caught That I'll Use A Lot!"
    Pat fooling around with Cass and it's hot
    Pity the mutt
    A boner of sort
    It has to live with it then, the nasty Vet!

    Hank

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    1. The vet is nasty as can be
      What the cats and mutt had to do at their sea

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  7. I don't want to know what the vet did with his balls.
    That was hilarious!

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    1. lol nope, neither do I
      Once caught, had to let it fly

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  8. Great to put a face to the author!

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  9. When I saw the cupboard door ajar
    I knew the reason from afar
    I've seen cats in cupboard space before
    Knew they prefer it to the floor
    Or ocd would keep it shut
    From Orlin's kitty hairy butt

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    1. lol never use it at my sea
      So doesn't bother my ocd
      Let them keep that one
      Then they use it for fun
      Leave the rest alone
      Easier to throw them a bone

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  10. Can't tell if yawning, or sneezing, or biting, or all of the above. Either way, awesome picture with great captions. Idea for author photo: that picture, with the caption, "BUY MY DAMN BOOKS!"

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    1. hahaha one step ahead
      As I have already used it in the next book to be fed

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    2. Actually it says "Just Buy The Damn Book!"
      But same thing at my nook

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  11. Hahaha "the vet did WHAT with my balls" made me laugh so hard

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    1. haha that one popped in
      So gave it a spin

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  12. Nice pictures of you and the cats
    and the captions are really cute
    one didn't realize the cat could be quite so smart
    some of its sayings were a hoot!

    betty

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    1. haha the cat thinks he is smart
      As some words sure part

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  13. He looks like he is really scared of something. Great captions. That dog has one big bone too.

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    1. That the mutt does indeed
      The cat was just yawning though at our feed

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  14. Some of my favorite flicks are being spouted by the 'grumpy' cat,
    All are cute in those pictures, even that smart ass Pat.
    Susan Says

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    1. Smart ass Pat you say
      The cat will not like the spotlight being taken away

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  15. The vet one made me crack up. :P

    I did notice you changed your author photo. Nice!

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    1. The vet was a good win
      It seems with my spin

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  16. The vet one made me crack up. :P

    I did notice you changed your author photo. Nice!

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  17. Y'all are really looking mighty fine and we loved the captions too!

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    1. The captions were fun
      Had to be done

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  18. It's good to see you at your zoo
    With a cat who dreads going to granny's too
    Now we know, and it's uncanny
    Who has the Profanity Granny.

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    1. Dreads it in every way
      Doesn't like to go to play
      And that you are right
      Profanity Granny is in sight

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  19. hah, I love it!!! i noticed right away that you had a new picture. Nice to see your face! And dang it if cats don't take the best pictures. No wonder they rule the internet! Perfect quotes alongside it.

    Great to see you! :)

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    1. I'd have guessed you would
      With so many pics in your hood
      They rule indeed
      At many an internet feed

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  20. The top photos (and all your captions) are hilarious. I agree. Cats insist on payback.

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    1. That they do
      And they usually get it too

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  21. You live dangerously. Castrate a cat and they'll have you, Hatt! I'm sending you some NoDoze to keep you safe.

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    1. They'll get me back
      May need your protection at my mat

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  22. Nice to see you. Those were funny too.

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  23. The look on cat's face is priceless! (Nice pics at your shore.)

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    1. lol just a quick snap
      And got the chap

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  24. These pics are fun and good excuse
    if misbehavior
    inspired books
    a few...

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    1. They can inspire
      Or at least light a blogpost fire

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  25. Thanks for the laugh today.
    Never trust a cat.

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  26. I would sleep with one eye open as well. Cats are insane, at least part of the time.

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    1. lol that they are
      Especially when you try and put them in a car

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  27. "Show me the money" We all say that :)

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    1. Yeah, never shows though
      At our show

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  28. Those sayings are great. It's fun to play with captions and that was the perfect picture to do it.

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    1. Yep, the perfect one indeed
      Had to use it at my feed

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  29. Glad I got a chance today
    To see the new pic at your bay
    Fun to read The Cat's sass
    Fun to see personality crass
    Excellent photo and balloon art jeers
    Makes me give you three big cheers

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    1. Three big cheers works for us
      As the cat continues to fuss

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  30. LOVE the run
    Of photo fun
    And your author pic
    Is very slick!

    I got all the lines
    Of your movie signs
    Orlin's the king
    Of the movie zing

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    1. He thinks he's king
      Or every friggin thing haha

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  31. orlin N cassie

    did yur dad ree tire hiz red shirt !!

    orlin: " I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse "

    cassie: "do I look like I give a damn "

    ♥♥♥

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    1. haha retired the red one
      With this run
      haha Cassie wouldn't give a shit
      She'd just sit and watch it

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  32. Laughing at everyone saying it's good to see you when you've had your picture here forever! haha. And still laughing at Orlin...perfect capture of that yawn. He really does look like he's shouting something. Love it.

    No rhyme back at you. ha.

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    1. Yeah, maybe they were too small?
      Couldn't see them at my hall?
      Had it since the start
      Even stupid work tie thing at my cart
      He sure does look like it
      Either a yawn or a meow I caught with this hit

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    2. Yes, but the pic is NEW
      At the Feline Zoo

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    3. New you say
      I suppose that is right at my bay

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  33. You clean up good. I enjoyed the captions.

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  34. That's a good take you got of you and your cat. Every picture I take of cats, are never anything that can be turn into something funny. LOL cats are hard to find apparently

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    1. lol yeah, wasn't even trying
      That is usually when a good pic you wind up spying

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  35. Way too funny! Love the vet one and the You Can't handle the truth:) Priceless. Maybe one more..."I AM big! It's the pictures that got small!"

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    1. Had to look that one up at my sea
      That would sure work with this spree

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  36. Oh you and the felines look so comfortable in the glamour shots. I can't wait unit Sports Illustrated signs you all for the next swimsuit edition.

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    1. lmao, no thank you
      Unless they pay a lot to my zoo

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  37. Pat's author photo sure looks swell.
    As far as mine on the loo?
    It looks like hell.

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  38. Too precious and so funny! Good job with the captions. Made my day!

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  39. Hehe, I think it's sweet that you put your cat high on a pedestal like that.

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  40. I love this photo sequence! "The vet did what with my balls?" is such a riot!

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    1. haha that one was fun
      As I gave much a run

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  41. Awwww.... look at you Pat. You are so young and cute!!

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    1. haha don't fell young some daze
      In life's maze

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  42. The look on Orlin's face is priceless and your captions made me laugh out loud. Awesome post! :)

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    1. Glad it was grand
      Had to use it in my land

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