Thursday, July 16, 2015

All About Self Today On The Shelf!

The cat has seen it far and wide. Humans everywhere take the ride. They are nuts in every way. Who wants to see their nose hair on display? Nasty even to a cat. So let's chew the fat.

Stick it to your eye,
Stick it to your face.
Give it many a try,
Each day's a new embrace.

Take on at work.
Take one of the street.
It is just a perk,
And oh so very neat.

You even get a stick,
For a longer view.
Careful as a brick,
May fall on you.

Little self worth,
Small attention span.
All over the Earth,
Another plight of man.

Even use a mirror,
It will surely shine.
Things can only be clearer,
Who needs to see a spine.

Send to one and all,
Send it to your mother.
Plaster it on every wall,
Get ready for another.

Spread it to a cat,
Spread it to a dog.
That sure it where it's at,
Hell, even use a frog.

Pose in front of this,
Pose in front of that.
Everything is bliss,
As you annoy like a gnat.

Now you must erase,
Now you must do more.
You need more space,
For your next encore.

Show your in your prime,
Show it every second of the day,
It sure is not a crime,
Put another selfie on display.

You humans sure like those things far too much. Far more than once in a blue moon and such. Is there really a point to 50,000,0000 selfies at every joint? Maybe I'll ask the singing bass. He may have an answer for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

82 comments:

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    1. Back you are
      At my sand bar

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    2. I will... crush her... I will outsmart her... I will outHank her... I will...

      Oh hi Suza :)

      :p

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    3. lol really want that #1
      Here under my sun

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    4. I guess there's no such thing as a #1 app
      Making you clap or... well you know what

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    5. haha nope, not one of those
      But who knows

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    6. Laughing at Blue
      He had a good run
      Now time for Suza
      To have some fun

      (If I am up late, that is
      Burning the midnight oil biz)

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    7. Laughing at Blue
      Not laughing with Scooby Doo
      Suza is number one
      Blue will be back when he is done
      Building stuff and what not, you know,
      At his blue guy show

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    8. And here we have Blue again!
      The problem is Suza win!

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    9. Suza got in
      For the win
      As blue builds away
      There at his bay

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    10. Building and stuffing holes in my roof
      Making me aloof

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    11. Hate to do that
      Thankful just an apt where we are at

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    1. Frommmmmmmmm.... coast to coast!
      Don't mean to boast!
      Guess what, Cat....
      There's a roof leaking on my mat
      So there goes the closet, you bet
      Wish I could move... inside a jet
      That's the way it goes
      Freaking fate stepping on my toes
      See... it's all about me
      A leaking roof oh... Scooby Dooweeeee!

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    2. haha the joys of a home
      Spending more than it took to build Rome
      One thing after another
      Could always move in with your mother

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    3. The joys of a teacher's income
      Never enough and then some
      My Momma would choke
      Money turned into smoke

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    4. Never enough for most of us
      As we sit and cuss

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    5. That would suck
      Be worse than a truck

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    6. Hope no locks
      On those socks

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  3. "Selfie" was added to the dictionary
    People taking them can be very contrary
    It's the sticks that make me groan and swear
    Banned from our galleries everywhere

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    1. haha they actually banned the sticks?
      Guess they will have to do regular selfie pics

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  4. Kim Kardashian made quite a career for herself out of the selfie. We should all be so fortunate!

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    1. That is true
      I'd do it if a million bucks came due

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  5. The selfie stick was a brilliant money making idea. Sad how society needed it though

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    1. Yeah, made the inventor a ton
      But sad it had to be given a run

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  6. Years ago, right when it started, my nephew called them, 'shameless selfies.' That still cracks me up.

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    1. haha they have no shame
      Sure works with the selfie game

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  7. The selfie generation. Haha. Sometimes it's just too much, huh?

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  8. This has become a narcissistic nation
    One's own image a cloying fascination
    Get your image on a boat
    Get your picture with a goat
    Get your pic beside the Eiffel Tower
    That will surely give you power
    Green screen can put you anywhere
    Even climbing a Monegasque stair

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    1. haha yeah, as nuts as can be
      As they go all "look at me"
      Green screen is all you need
      Not selfie this and selfie that at your feed

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  9. I just can't get into the selfie deal. If you want to look at your self.look in the mirror. Lot easier.

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    1. lol a lot easier to do
      And less work too

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  10. ha - that selfie thing has exploded a bit... it cracks me up when people even have that selfie stick.... crazy world..

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    1. haha yep, crazy as can be
      They can keep their stick away from me

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  11. "All About Self Today On The Shelf!"
    Take your own selfie just play deaf
    Don't take too many risks
    Died when they took leave
    The stick banned that's what's left

    Hank

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  12. Selfies have become the norm these days. The bathroom selfies are probably the worst.

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    1. haha yeah, right in with the loo
      Sometimes in view

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  13. Humans sure are silly. Taking those selfies willy nilly. To a cat they are a real bore. Staying awake is just a chore.

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  14. There sure is a lot of selfie centering going on these days!

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  15. ha, no - there is definitely no point. Cat: 1. Shameful Humans: 0.

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    1. haha the cats like the point
      Works at his joint

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  16. Have only taken one or two selfies over here
    don't really need more than that
    since those both
    made me look more than fat

    betty

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    1. lol yeah, who needs those
      To cause any woes

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  17. I don't do selfies...they make me depressed. Maybe if I rocked a selfie stick then I can get a more flattering view.

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    1. Pffft avoid it all
      There at your hall

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  18. I agree with cat 100%. These selfie things are ridiculous! It just makes people more self-obsessed than they already are.

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    1. Yep, that is all they do
      As they stare at their own view

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  19. I don't get it
    take a picture as I sit
    on a chair,
    with a pear.
    On the beach,
    eating a peach.
    They are all about "Look at me"
    instead of enjoying all they could be.
    How boring this is
    I would rather watch "The Wiz!"

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    1. Much more fun
      Then to snap and be done
      Posting crap online
      The Wiz is more divine

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  20. orlin N cassie

    de food serviss gurl says if her wants ta see a selfee her wil llook at her driverz licentz...

    then her askz uz if her reel lee does look like hell....

    then we wait til her leeves de room N we say...YEZ !!! ~~~~~

    heerz two an arctic char kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. haha yeah, wait until she goes away
      Then she'll still feed you at your bay

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    1. The cat shakes his head
      Oh the dread lol

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  22. Oh, man, does that ever sting
    After yesterday's celebration of wedding bell rings
    One too many pics of self
    I guess I should shrink into an elf

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    1. lol the cat stung you
      That is fun to do

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  23. I rarely ever take any. 99% of the time they are dumb

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  24. I don't take selfies....but I had fun with the selfie stick when my family came over ~

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    1. Beat them with the stick?
      That is a neat trick lol

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  25. I dont take selfies... I find bore and this people always taking picture of all:(
    But I know many people love it!

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    1. Yeah, boring is the way
      Plus they get in the way at every bay

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  26. I think the stick was banned
    from Disney Land!
    Someone got hurt with it on a ride
    and now by the rule they have to abide!

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    1. haha figures it is so
      Some people are kind a slow

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  27. I'd love selfies if I was the least bit photogenic:) Mine turn out really scary......

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    1. haha one way to deter their use I suppose
      Is if they cause woes

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  28. The fact that selfie sticks are hot sellers doesn't say much for our egotistical society.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2015/07/trump-finances-prison-escapes-for.html

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      As they are a hit

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  29. I hate selfies. I always look so stupid in them. I heard taking too many selfies is a sign of low self esteem anyway, so I guess it's good I'm not snap happy on my own face.

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    1. Yep, that is good indeed
      No snap happy at your feed

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  30. I take them every now and again with the kids, just because they think they're fun. Outside of those moments, I'm def. not a selfie kind of gal.

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    1. The kids you say
      Likely excuse at your bay lol

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