Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Have A Drink From The Sink!

So are you a nasty sink drinker? Have the fluoride heads got you hook, line and sinker? My you humans make a nice fish. If I reel you in do I get to make a wish? I want a pot of gold. Waiting, waiting, nope, that's cold.

Drink from the sink,
Find the missing link.
It tickles you pink,
The germ ridden rink.

Liquified chlorine went into you.
That is so tasty at your zoo.
Next time you're at the swimming pool,
Take a drink and don't be a fool.

Aluminum sulphate.
A fine fate.
Suck it back.
Go all tin man at your shack.

Calcium hydroxide.
Quite the ride.
Prepare for something great.
Another added trait.

Sodium silicofluoride,
Will change the tide.
It will help your body rot,
Or seize up like a robot.

Fluorosilicic acid,
Drained from Lake Placid.
Those gators won't like that.
They may squash you flat.

Enough with the big names,
Let's add fuel to the flames,
That go on within,
There at your sink drinking bin.

The show stopper,
Have some copper,
And as a topper,
Have a mercury hopper.

Pesticides may give way.
Yummy, I say.
Arsenic is grand.
Poison from feet to hand.

Hormones are there,
Such a fun affair.
The just fly wild,
And so help your growing child.

Don't you just want to take a tasty drink of tap water now? I mean that stuff in that can really make you wow. I suppose it's better to be a fluoride head than get some bacteria and be right away dead. But I bet that stuff causes more than gas. It needs to be filtered for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

94 comments:

  1. Meh, it's fine with me
    I've managed to survive
    Eventually we all succumb
    Two choices: dead or alive

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    1. Succumb you may
      Or maybe give you super powers at your bay

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    2. How did you know
      I had super powers
      It's true, I do
      Everyone cowers

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    3. Scare all away
      With a look at your bay

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  2. ahhhhhh Angie distracted me with a FB video! Suza is number one.

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    1. Number 1
      Away I run
      To play with a shoe
      That belongs to Blue

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    2. Blame Angie for it
      I'll tell her about your blaming fit

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    3. I kid you not
      She said, 'Look what I've got'
      Showed me a vid of some real life Lara Croft
      So I missed out on the kitty loft

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    4. haha a tomb raider distracted you
      Likely story at your zoo

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    5. Isn't it the shame
      As she completes for fame

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  3. It's funny we always drank from the sink and how it's taboo. Although, I must admit that I'd rather dehydrate then drink from the sink now. You should ask my man about the water in cuba! They put a cloth under the spout to catch MOST of the dirt and then they drink.

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    1. Blah, that would just skeeve me out
      I'd rather go drink in water with a trout

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  4. "Have A Drink From The Sink!"
    No big deal if that's what you think
    The water is safe
    Wave after wave
    Ensure the gums are not sore and pink

    Hank

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    1. Make sure all if good
      In the drinking neighborhood

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  5. I'm a former dental hygienist so I'm a big believer in fluoride for kids. Believe me, I've seen some bombed out teeth from kids who had no fluoride in their water and it ain't purdy!

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    1. Nasty kid teeth you say
      Mine sucked no matter what I drank as a kid at my bay

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  6. That's why we have a water filtration unit. Some nasty stuff in tap water.

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    1. When cats won't drink tap water at our sea
      You know it is as nasty as can be

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    2. Damn, look at her go
      Doing the bar thing I saw on arrow

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  7. I just won't drink from a bathroom sink....lol

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    1. haha easy as can be
      There at your sea

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  8. Eeww! Sounds gross. I drink bottled water. Hope it's healthier than that from the sink. Don't tell me if it's not. :)

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    1. lol you don't want to know
      What's in bottled at your show

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  9. But don't you drink from the toilet, cat? lol..

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    1. lol he almost fell in a time or two
      But doesn't drink from the loo
      Neither will touch it from the kitchen sink though
      Unless through a filter I make it go
      They'll sit by the dish and look at me
      I guess that prove it is nasty

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  10. I never touch water from the sink unless it has a filter.

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  11. If the water tastes fine
    I don't mind
    drinking from a sink
    as long as the water isn't pink (or yellow)

    betty

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    1. lol yellow would be bad
      Never drink anything yellow at your pad

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  12. I won't drink from the bathroom though. Tap water is safe here, at least that's what we are made to believe. People feel bottled water is better, but hey you can never tell what's been put in there, right?

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    1. Bottled water can be just as crappy
      People believe as things get yappy

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  13. Drink to me only with thine eyes----------
    Because the city's loopy water commission is tell'n lies
    Or leave a kiss within the cup------------
    Don't get married without a pre-nup
    And I will pledge with mine--------
    After they poison you, pay your damn water bill or you'll get a fine

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    1. I'll remember that pre-nup at my sea
      In case it is needed by me
      Poison is all they do
      Stick their water up their gazoo

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  14. I don't trust sink water. Even if the city water is good, pipes can be old

    I like bottled water, purified I think tastes the best

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    1. I stopped bottled too
      After I learned what was in it at my zoo

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  15. Oh my yuck! I'm sure glad we have a water filtration system.

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    1. Yuck indeed
      Filtration system is much better at every feed

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  16. I used to drink from the sink
    Then I stopped to think.

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  17. ah, actually in Oregon our tap water is 500% okay to drink!
    So I'm always filling cups right from the sink.
    I tend to forget that it's different in other states,
    I end dumping out cups after tasting which is a huge waste!

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    1. Well that is a good thing indeed
      Not the same at many a feed

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  18. I'm lucky to live in Aurora where we have just about the best water in the US. But I can taste the difference the further from the Rockies I go in either direction. I took my kiddos many times on field trips to our local water treatment plant. The plant manager used to jokingly ask them: "What's the cleanest river in the US?" After taking some answers he'd say: "The Mississippi, because it's been through millions of kidneys!" That always garnered him a chorus of icks and yucks and groans.

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    1. lol well that is true
      All water has been through someone or something at each zoo

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  19. We have a well so you would think it would taste swell,
    But we have high mineral content so it usually smells.
    Susan Says

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    1. Nasty wells can even be
      From sea to sea

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  20. I used to drink the water from the sink but since I've moved I have well water now and drink only from bottles.

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    1. Bottles aren't that grand
      As they have stuff from nasty land

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  21. I used to drink the water from the sink but since I've moved I have well water now and drink only from bottles.

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  22. We have our own well, so we also used delivered bottled water. Most likely provided from a local sink, but at least we have the illusion it's safe. :)

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    1. lol the illusion is nice indeed
      Got that gone at my feed

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  23. Las Vegas tap water stinks and tastes like chlorine. I only cook with it and we drink bottled water. Oh and our tap water also has perchlorate in it...that's rocket fuel. Yep, it's wonderful. Yum!

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    1. Damn, that is as nasty as can be
      Will never drink from any las vegas water spree

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  24. Yikes,I am no longer thirsty
    all these additions make me sick
    what is a thirst one to do?
    X's poem today reminded me of you!

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    1. Have to go drink the rain
      But that too can cause pain

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  25. orlin N cassie....

    thiz iz why we say....we'll haza beer ...thanx ! ♥♥♥

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  26. I drink filtered water from the fridge most of the time. When we were on vacation in Savannah, Georgia, the water was nasty. It had that sulphur rotten-egg smell and it tasted even worse! I had to stick with bottled water the whole time we were there. It even sucked to take a shower because the water smelled.

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    1. Blah, never want to go there
      No need for nasty rotten egg smell in my hair

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  27. Hi Pat. Now you've made me so thirsty. I'm off to the sink...to wash my hands then to get a bottle of water from the fridge. :-)

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    1. haha the better way
      There at your bay

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  28. What is it that drinking from a faucet is so appealing to cats? Maybe its the fact that the water is flowing.

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    1. Could very well be
      They used to do it, but now won't touch the current water spree

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  29. Clean water is the way to go,
    I am not a fan of the sink flow.

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    1. The sink is as nasty as can be
      Especially at my sea

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  30. Oh we get our water from Lake Erie at one end and on my end, Lake Ontario so all is wonderful. Oh they also sold me some prime real estate in Florida so I know they told me the truth. The Doctor told me my third eye growing out the side of my neck will just help me see better

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    1. Damn, that third eye must be swell
      Can sleep with one open where you dwell lol

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  31. My son and his wife have a filter on their sink. I wonder how effective it is? We had well water at my old house. I never ever drank that water.

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    1. It has some effect I bet
      As through a filter is all that will be drank by each pet

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    2. Well, if it's good enough for the cats, it must be worth considering. :)

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  32. You got me. And I may have even drank from water hoses while watering plants. Sorry this is turning into a true confessions segment, but as a bald dude, at least I would not have Steph's bad smelling hair issue.

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    1. haha that is true
      Not bad smelling hair for you

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  33. A giggle here, a chortle there
    Thankfully I don't live anywhere
    Near the city big or water on tap
    I bet my water's better by a gap

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  34. Over here in California, we're dealing with a drought. So we have been watching our tap water usage rather carefully. I suppose I can experiment with some tap water cocktails when the drought ends.

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    1. Blah, better off not doing that
      Safer with none where you're at

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  35. i've only been drinking bottled water for the past 17 years, at home or wherever i've travelled to. the idea of tap water, boiled water (i hate the taste of boiled water) are just weird for me!

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    1. Yeah nasty as can be
      Going through rusted pipes at your sea

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  36. It's all bottled water for me, though we do have well water, so no fluoride in ours. I have never enjoyed the taste of any tap water.

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    1. Yep, tap water is as nasty as can be
      Never liked it at my sea

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  37. I have a well.. The house does get rural water though because the well ran dry a few years so my inlaws paid for it to get put in. But, I go out and get jugs of water from the well for cooking and drinking and giving to the cats. They turn their nose up at water from the tap. I still filter the well water though. Gets cold in the winter, but I do what I have to do.

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    1. My cats won't drink tap water either at our sea
      Have to do what one has to do with the water spree

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