Friday, July 31, 2015

It Has To Be Said To Hurt The Head?

The cat was told the other day that something was at play. What it was they were proud to say but that was not all at their bay. Nope, not one bit. They sounded like a human twit.

It goes without saying.
They kept replaying.
They said it five times,
Worse than brain dead mimes.

Then they yapped away,
About that which they shouldn't say.
They sure liked to yap to.
But that is a familiar trait in more than a few.

So let's play their game.
The cat can't remain tame.
It goes without saying.
I have to have to cause a little dismaying.

It goes without saying that they sky is there.
Wow, you didn't know that at your lair?
Err ummm It goes without saying you are nuts,
If you never knew the sky was above huts.

It goes without saying water is wet.
My, aren't I a clever pet?
It goes without saying if you think it is dry,
You are one screwed up girl or guy.

It goes without saying that air is there.
Although maybe some should avoid it at their lair.
It goes without saying that should be true,
If you think there is no air around you.

It goes without saying fire is hot.
What? Is that too much of a thought?
It goes without saying if you think not,
You may very well suffer from brain rot.

It goes without saying a door can open.
What? You sat around and started mopin?
It goes without saying if you thought you were stuck,
In the brains department someone passed the buck.

It goes without saying a light gives light.
No bump in the dark to give you a fright.
It goes without saying if you think a light scary,
Your brain may have got swapped out with a cherry.

It goes without saying the cat will rhyme.
To not do that would be a crime.
It goes without saying if you come looking for math,
You may end up out in the bird bath.

It goes without saying that I am through. But did I really need to tell you? Do you use that stupid saying at your sea? It goes without saying you might not want to tell me. The cat will hold that for a later sass. But It goes without saying from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Nice attack...is everyone sleeping??? No Hank or Suza

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    2. I guess they slept in. I was stunned to see no other comments when I stopped by.

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    3. It goes without saying.....Great post!

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    4. 'It goes without saying?' A full sentence?
      Guess who'll come and play tomorrow?

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    5. You will be number one?
      Guess R wanted some fun

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    6. Maybe a cahoots
      With takes roots

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    7. In cahoots with the friendly ghost?
      I'd rather have some Scooby Toast

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  2. The cat will always rhyme!
    If it goes without saying then why say it?
    Nope, not a phrase I use.
    And I can't believe I was first again - whoa!

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    1. Yep, a dumb phrase indeed
      And rhyme away I shall at my feed

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  3. It goes without saying
    a cloud or two will pass
    as the cat gives sass
    as he is out surveying....

    Why say it if it goes without saying

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    1. Maybe the saying is a say
      That has to be at play

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  4. I am laughing so hard at your post because I know someone who uses this phrase all the time. It goes without saying she drives me bat shit crazy!

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    1. hahaha bat shit crazy I can see
      As it is annoying as can be

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  5. If it goes without saying,
    Why do you say it?
    Your hide I should be flaying
    If you try to play that!

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    1. I'll play it every day
      Now at my bay

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  6. To not rhyme would be a crime indeed. Have a good weekend!

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  7. If one door closes another one opens, your house is probably haunted

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    1. Damn, ghosts peeping at me
      I hope they get some glee

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  8. Not a phrase I use or hear
    Often at my pier
    But there are others that bring no joy
    And do nothing but highly annoy

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    1. haha yeah there are a few
      Not just stuck in one or two

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  9. You don't like one stating the obvious
    and it kind of makes you nauseous? haha....

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    1. That it can do
      A hairball at their feet at my zoo

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  10. It goes without saying, you are a funny blogger, Pat. TGIF! Have a great weekend!

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    1. Glad I can bring the fun
      With my rhyming run

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  11. It goes without saying, you are one hilarious talented writer.
    But aren't all these true? :)

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    1. Well that works for me
      And yeah, the truth it may be

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  12. Silence cometh on the horizon
    Don't even talk through the Verizon
    If it goes without saying, don't say a word
    Just send a tweet like a good little bird

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    1. haha that would make more sense
      But some are just dense

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  13. Haven't heard that phrase in a very long time. It is one of those phrases that makes you think, just what does it mean. Why not just say it. Happy Week end Pat.

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    1. Maybe they want to add more to their talk
      So they let the phrase take a walk

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  14. It goes without saying
    no one is sure what they will see
    when they come to pay you a visit
    it is always interesting and worthy

    betty

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    1. haha you just never know
      What will surely show

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  15. I once got in trouble for using the words "There's no denying" in a post. I actually remembered it as "it goes without saying," which I could understand would be a bad writer's habit...but "There's no denying?" I didn't get it. The editor (who was a lunatic) went CRAZY, saying if I ever used the words "There's no denying" in a post again, I'd be fired immediately. He then blasted an email out to the group saying the words "There's no denying" where hereby banned from any publication he manages. Yikes!

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    1. Damn, sounds like a nut case indeed
      Just could have said please don't use it at your feed

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  16. Ha ha! I like the brain rot best.
    And I enjoyed all the rest.
    Have a great weekend.

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    1. Glad it was fun
      With my without saying run

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  17. It goes without saying is one of the most annoying ones out there. You are going to say it, so quit the without saying and say it.

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    1. Yeah, at least some of the others make a little sense
      This one is just rather dense

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  18. I haven't ever said it. I've heard it said though. Doesn't bother me none (ha, I've never said that either, but I instantly thought of the girl in 'To Kill a Mockingbird' when I typed it out). :)

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    1. haha sometimes things just pop in
      And away they'll spin

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  19. "It goes without saying" is right up there (No! Make that down there...) with, "No offense, but..." You KNOW whatever comes next is definitely gonna be offensive.

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    1. haha yep, the offense will fly
      Who that is said by any girl or guy

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  20. It goes without saying that I am nuts? How ever did you come to that conclusion? lol

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    1. lol just came to me
      A voice said it was such a thing at my sea

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  21. orlin N cassie

    THATZ why we epic failed at math all thru skewl...itz waz de bass terd burd bathez fault......faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....all this time we thinked we couldna add 2 pluz 8 & get 7.....thanx guys....

    heerz two a central mudminnow kinda week oh end ~ ♥♥♥

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    1. haha blame the birds every time
      They deserve it with each crime

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  22. "It Has To Be Said To Hurt The Head?"
    Goes without saying something to dread
    Assign blame
    Not being tame
    Not bothered then whether alive or dead

    Hank

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    1. Dread it can be
      If you let it at your sea

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  23. It goes without saying some cliches need to be retired!

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  24. How many "It goes w/out saying..." at lectures, preachers, finance counselors, etc have thrown at me...it goes and goes and goes even with saying.

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    1. haha goes with saying
      As they go all replaying

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  25. Brain dead mimes ::snort:: Wait, aren't all mimes brain dead?

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    1. haha they may be
      But they won't tell me

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  26. Don't really hear it much
    Don't think I've used it as such
    Doesn't really bug me though
    But "irregardless" will make you my foe

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    1. haha irregardless you say
      I'll remember that at my bay

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  27. If it goes without saying, people still say it?
    If a record's not playing...I don't play it.
    But there's not need to get so tense
    It's just one more thing that makes no sense.

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    1. No sense is the human way
      Especially with what they say

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  28. It goes without saying I am late for this post
    It goes without saying - nothing against the host!

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  29. "It goes without saying" is a pretty stupid phrase. If "It goes without saying" then why bother to say it at all? They should have put that one in Alice In Wonderland with all the other weird stuff that movie is full of.

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    1. haha yeah it would fit right in
      Giving that a spin

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  30. Guilty as charged! I have said this saying more than once
    Oh, Oh, maybe I am a bit of a dunce??:)

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    1. haha caught you
      Oh the shame at your zoo

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  31. Actually, I never use that sing at my shore. I don't think I know anyone that does

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