Thursday, July 2, 2015

Not So Common Anymore From Shore To Shore!

The cat has noticed a trend, and it's not that you humans are around the bend. Nope, it is that common has been lost on you. Common what? Wait for it at my zoo.

One plus one equals two.
Simple as can be.
Cages house animals in the zoo.
Thankfully not wild me.

A car has to be in drive to go.
What? That you didn't know?
Fireflies can glow.
Nope, my nose didn't grow.

Oh what a shame.
No longer things make sense.
Can only find blame,
When adding your 0.00001 cents.

And just in case you're lost,
Or left in the dark.
0.00001 means pointless at all cost,
Less than a dog leaving its mark.

Water can be drank.
It has to go to your mouth.
It can also fill a fish tank.
Even if you live in the south.

Rain is wet.
That you'd didn't know?
Damn, I'm a clever pet,
Or your a bimbo.

Such a waste of space,
That thing between your ears.
Rather make a funny face,
And give a Reality TV bum cheers.

Lost in the dark.
Lost in the light.
Mind stuck in park,
Whether day or night.

What is it you say?
Is the common ready?
Nothing to do with a litter tray.
Now hold on steady.

Common sense is what I mean,
As it is not so common anymore.
Humans are dumber at many a scene,
So maybe call it sense of lore.

Notice how common sense isn't so common anymore? Should they call it rare sense from shore to shore? Then changing the name may confuse a ton. Humans could scream and run. More sense in a singing bass or the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

76 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. 4 in a row
      Look at you go

      Yipppeee
      For meee

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    2. congrats Suza...looks like you are on a roll..

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    3. That she is
      With her #1 biz

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    4. It was fun
      To have a run
      At being #1
      Under the sun

      Then I was away
      For many a day
      But I won't stray
      Too far from your bay

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    5. Oh, approval now lurks
      For our visible perks?

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    6. If 6 days old
      Approval takes hold

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  2. Uncommon sense
    Abounds in every nook
    One need only read the paper
    Doesn't take a second look

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    1. Yep, easy to see
      With idiots up a tree

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  3. Suza for four
    Sailing in at your shore

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  4. Thankfully a lack of common sense can improve in time. I definitely have had my years (yes, years) of lacking severely in that department.

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    1. haha years you say
      I guess we all have such time, maybe not as long, at our bay

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  5. "Notice how common sense isn't so common anymore"
    Programs and applications are readily in the computer
    Not necessary to think
    One just needs to blink
    All are conveniently done and completed without a bore

    Hank

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    1. Very true
      Computer does it for you
      Can be lazy as can be
      From sea to sea

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  6. It's really uncommon here in the South. I live in the land of 'Hey ya'll, watch this...'

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    1. lol and it never ends up good
      Glad I'm far away from your hood

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  7. Good sense was common in your day?
    Wonder when it flew away.
    It was always uncommon at my scene,
    Wish it could be injected in every being.

    (Thanks for letting me use your song/ promise I won't do you wrong!)

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    1. Well maybe it wasn't as common here
      But gotten less and less I fear

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  8. Ha, sometimes common sense makes no sense at all!

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    1. That it does not
      A whole friggin lot

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  9. Common sense has no sense at all sometimes

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  10. Well, thanks for that...
    what was already under my hat.
    Stating the obvious
    like men are carnivorous.
    lol....

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    1. lol the cat has to let some know
      Maybe it will now grow
      I know some who aren't that
      They go all vegan on a plant attack where they're at

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  11. How true, Wise Cat, how true
    It's amazing, some of the things people do
    I think some forget to grow a brain
    Making life such a pain

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    1. Yep, their bran stalled
      Leaving many appalled

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  13. (I was using my old computer and nothing seems to work on it anymore. Cry..It's like losing a dear old friend. )

    Common sense likes to fly
    Out the window to the sky
    Leaves you sitting on the fence
    Looking silly and very dense

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    1. With a fence post up your ass
      That would hurt lad or lass

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  14. My favorite real life courtroom quote.

    The attorney asks the sheriff deputy, "Do you think my client was dumb enough to sell drugs in front of you?'

    Sheriff deputy, "Yes sir, that's why we catch criminals. They are dumb."

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    1. lol so many are super dumb
      And then some

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  15. True words indeed. Common sense is after all not so common any longer.

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  16. LOL.....yes, maybe it should just be called 'sense' since it's not so common anymore.

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    1. lol sense is a better way
      To use it from bay to bay

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  17. One plus one equals two.
    Simple as can be.

    This reminds me of elementary school when we told the class lower than us that 1x0 or 100x0 equaled zero. They thought we were lying

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    1. haha fooled/told them all
      When they found the truth at their hall

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  18. Common sense, not well known or used often. Rare!

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    1. Rare it is now
      When used it can wow

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  19. Common sense went away long time ago
    not sure why it is not around like before
    perhaps too many people being politically correct
    which can be an awful bore

    betty

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    1. Yep, the stupid PC crap
      Makes it lost across the map

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  20. Sense is a good thing to have and it is so too bad that it isn't around much any more. Have a great day.

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    1. Nope, out the window it went
      Or got lost in a tent

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  21. We start out happy & senseless
    We end up defeated...defenseless
    How did we ever loose our standing?
    It was the day that logic became too demanding.

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    1. Tell logic to pound sand
      Works for my land

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  22. I had no idea rain was wet. Thank you so much for enlightening me!

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    1. Glad I could help out
      With my shout

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  23. Oh, I like rare sense, that make more sense!

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    1. That it will
      I'll coin it at my hill

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  24. There's that saying: Common sense is not so common.

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  25. Common sense is common dense
    Intellect is for the few
    Stupidity is everywhere
    Your sentiment is very true.

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    1. Every which way
      Can't escape it at any bay

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  26. olrin N cassie...

    we hope thiz message diz a peerz like a spy note afturr we typez it sew de food serviss gurl doez knot see it ... { ??? } but when it comes ta common sense..... de food serviss gurl was LAST in line ta get sum....her own momz haz said sew.... N we hurd it !! ☺

    Heerz two a climbin catfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. lol damn, that has to suck
      When common sense came they passed the buck

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  27. Common sense is almost as dead aa the dodo bird.

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    1. Yep, dead as can be
      From sea to sea

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  28. Why is it some people have no common sense?
    I guess they can't even come to their own defense
    as there minds are a bit dense...

    I know some really smart people, but they have no
    common sense...and it can be a bit bewildering..

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    1. lol yeah smart people can be dumb
      And the dumb can just talk out their bum
      You can't win
      They do common sense in

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  29. Common sense! In the words of an infamous swordsman, "I don't think that word means what you think it means."
    Susan Says

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    1. haha nope, not at all
      At the princess bride hall

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  30. Humans often don't have sense. It's less common than free rents. You can teach it and many can't reach it. Good thing it's summer, they can get away with being dumber.

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    1. That they can across the land
      As long as they don't chop off their own hand

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  31. The more the population grows, the less common sense there seems to be. We are surely doomed in a few more years!

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    1. Yep, dumber all around
      More sense in a hound

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  32. So agree that some of the most intelligent people have zero common sense. Luckily my cat is mega intelligent and just oozing common sense - or so she thinks!

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    1. As long as she think so
      The way to be at your show

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  33. I sigh in despair knowing how true your written words are. I rely on common sense and know I am rare

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    1. Yep, no many do
      Flown to coup at their zoo

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  34. Some days I have more common sense than other days. Not sure why

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    1. Maybe just one of those days
      Where lost in a maze

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