Monday, July 20, 2015

Round Thirty Six With More Crazies In The Mix!

So we are back, as you know at my shack. But I like to say it anyway even if I am back every day. Now the search engine crazies are here and some really get mouthy today as they draw near.

close the gates you must close the gates walk slowly

So no dogs allowed? The mailman may be proud.

draw a pat and write about it. it's....it can...and.....it can.....

You want to draw Pat? Umm err ... may ... be scary when done with ...that.

snowman with pants dropped showing crack

The wrong time of year unless in the arctic I fear.

mike recommends his guests special dishes in the evening

Really, wtf is that about? I think you were searching for Gloria and he cook out.

hermoprodite biggest boobs hard porn

Umm disappointed you were. Unless you get thrilled by cat fur.

makes me want to hide

Yeah, I'll hide with you. Some scaries love my zoo.

yes its kinky wieny and dinky

You you admit to it? Maybe call it Blinky and you'll be a rhyming hit.

animated snow man jerking off

You get a thrill from ice? Blinky may pay the hypothermia price.

itsrhymetime pat hatt

Searching for Pat and not me? Well screw thee.

what the cat can do?

The cat can eat,
To his own beat.
The cat can shit,
And watch you step in it.

why do cats like mouse burgers

Umm err are you that dumb? Why do humans suck their thumb?

ass rhyming

I have gas
In my little rhyming ass.
The gas will pass,
Out my little rhyming ass.

i am not sure. it seems to me, the bird remember the rhyme at all

A bird can't remember a rhyme? Pffft it won't when the cat eats it in its prime.

what's going on in this pic? reply if you know what it is - a random winner will get a pdn dvd!

Rosey, are you trying to giveaway things here? Geez, and not even telling my little rhyming rear.

And now for your viewing pleasure something that no one can measure. It is so big your eyes may burst. So first go and quench your thirst. Are you ready for it? Here is the winner of this fit.

big heads stuck in big things like giant tiger

Umm err okay. You may not have your head any longer to umm play. Fight with a tiger and neither head will survive. You won't get out alive. What is that? Not dirty you are trying to tell the cat? I suppose could be a Giant Tiger clerk who is being a big headed jerk. But what is with the big head thing? Have you stuck your big head lately in anything? Wait, that may offend a singing bass. So no need to tell my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

102 comments:

  1. Reboot one two...
    To the beat...
    Old... not obsolete...


    HELLO CAT!
    On the kitty cat mat!
    The Docs tell me - and this is true -
    'You snore too much, Grumpy Goo'
    So I will be pampered all night long
    Nurses singing a sleep-tight song
    I will get to press a button too
    Maybe some dessert at their shoe
    A V.I.P. I will be in the place to be
    One more night, Scooby Dooweee!
    How's that for breaks news
    Hope they don't steal my shoes
    Or check out my fuse
    Now, where's Suza at her bay?
    Or Hank or True today?
    Don't they want to come and play?
    Say it ain't so
    At your show

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    1. Back on top
      Not gonna flop
      Even with too much snoring
      As the nurses come exploring

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    2. Good Morning,

      Ha - I am around today
      but, tomorrow may be different at my bay...
      I always like to play it's better than work any day...

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    3. ps - cat is not wise to eat a live bird
      you might get hit with a giant turd
      oh wait that might sound absurd
      so let just write some rhyming words..

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    4. Blue got 4
      As he takes the tour

      The cat shall eat
      Then let a dog have that turd treat

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    5. On the road again
      Not lurking this time
      Hank will make his bid
      At other times for it!

      Hank

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    6. on the road
      With no lurking mode

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    7. Hank!
      The one and only Poetry Tank!

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    8. On the road
      Carrying a load

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  2. Rosey's always busy, Cat
    Giving away DVDs on her mat
    What... animated snow man jerking off, you say?
    As in 'The Iceman cometh!' at his bay?

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    1. haha the ice may come
      And then some

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    2. An awful movie in every way
      A scary bat nipple display

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    3. Could it be a reboot
      Making you hoot?

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    4. Ha! Laughing at "The Iceman cometh!"

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    5. No reboot here
      Just a 4th one to fear

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    6. Batfleck cometh and you will know
      He's the only one at your show....

      No?

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    7. Pfft screw him
      Keaten is the best on a whim

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  3. These always CRACK me up. The best are the snow man and the tiger butt. Hahahahaha I still don't understand why people google this stuff. Some of them is like they are having a conversation with the search engine. Lol lol lol

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    1. lol maybe they need someone to talk to
      and ran out of tickets for the zoo

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    2. Scooby Dooweeeee
      In the place to be!

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  4. These always CRACK me up. The best are the snow man and the tiger butt. Hahahahaha I still don't understand why people google this stuff. Some of them is like they are having a conversation with the search engine. Lol lol lol

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  5. What's with all the snow references? Especially in the middle of summer.

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    1. Beats the heck out of me
      Them and snow can both flee

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    2. It means you have fans in South Africa or Australia.

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    3. Does it snow there?
      I wasn't aware

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  6. The last one cracks me up because I totally get what the person is looking for. I admit to googling the same way....cuz it works!

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    1. lol you get what they are looking for?
      My gutter mind may not want to know at my shore

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  7. Damn It I'm caught. You know how much I love my tacky Christmas décor. This year I decided to go a little kinky and throw in a snowman who is jerking off just to add a little playmate for my Santa who is shooting the moon.

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    1. haha you'll be the talk of the town
      Maybe santa and he snowman with throw down

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    2. Cat, she never saw how beautiful I made her n my Super Mario Reboot. She also never checked out your special tool.

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    3. haha she must have been away
      To some vacation bay

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  8. Yes, send them all to Gloria; she will be thrilled.
    and your head with a cake will be drilled. ha.

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  9. Lot's of snowmen doing kinky things this go around. Weird! :)

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    1. Yeah, not sure why
      But away their kinky snow does fly

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  10. No, no, no
    Say it ain't so!
    They like it out in the snow?
    More than their nose will glow!

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  11. Frosty has been a bad person apparently

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    1. I guess so
      Christmas in July with the snow

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  12. Yep, I love these. My favorite is hermaphrodite biggest boobs. Like, if they found a hermaphrodite with big boobs, that would be a complete disappointment, because I believe I specifically said the BIGGEST boobs. Thanks for nothing, Google!

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    1. lol poor Google let them down again
      Especially since they found my den

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  13. Crazy's there in your loft
    I guess their minds are going soft
    Snowmen must have twigs for hands
    Jerking off to beat the bands
    Excuse me as I type this phrase
    I never used it in my days
    But maybe in my age of old
    I'll be another profanity grannie bold

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    1. haha let your profanity fly
      Can give it a good try
      And those twigs must get rough
      Trying to jerk in the buff

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  14. Dang, I learned at least one new thing today!

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    1. Might want to de-learn it
      Every little bit

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  15. These are a riot. They are so bizarre
    And the ass rhyming bit has gone a bit far
    But big heads stuck in big things
    Makes me want to sing
    I hope they stay stuck
    And the tiger roams free
    To bring us all luck
    And tame the search
    Engine spree.

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    1. haha there they can stay
      Day by day
      Not moving one bit
      All big heads full of big shit

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  16. The snowman one made me laugh. I'd love to see that!

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    1. haha it fades fast
      Snow isn't a blast

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  17. Google gets crazy like it's a sicko AI mind behind its findings,
    I think SyFy could gets some ideas for its movies from the dings.
    Susan Says

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    1. Hey, that would sure work
      Be a Sharknado kinda perk

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  18. Well those are all very funny. Made me laugh anyway.

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  19. Many friends in the writing community have expressed concern about what the gov watchers might think of some of their searches.

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    1. Yeah, I've thought of that too
      That would lock us away at our zoo

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  20. No mouse burgers for me!
    I would rather eat leaves from a tree.
    which is worse - someone with gas or someone with sass?
    One thing is certain: both will pass!

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    1. That they surely will
      And neither can be a thrill

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  21. No dogs allowed, surely that wasn't one
    They are taking away all the fun
    Lots of looney ones again here
    I think you have something to fear

    betty

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    1. haha as long as they and we never meet
      No fear at our street

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  22. Are these search terms people use to find this blog? Sorry if you said so, it's early and I'm still in a fog.

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    1. Yep, they are what bring nuts to my place
      I guess the crazy I just embrace

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  23. Snowmen? You're definitely not from California. We don't do snow of any kind here, at least not this past year. Take pictures to remind me what men of snow look like.

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    1. You don't want a reminder
      Shove snow in a great big grinder

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  24. I'd like to know
    What Mike's special dishes are
    Might want to order some now
    Then sidle up to the bar

    Laughing at the snowman
    As he gets his jollies on
    Doesn't have much time
    Before he melts and is gone

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    1. Yeah, needs his jollies at the ready
      Maybe at the bar he'll search for you to go steady
      Until he melts away
      On a sunny day lol

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  25. Close the gate, Pat! You must close the gate!

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    1. Damn it, it won't close at my sea
      Screwed are we

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  26. Where do the big heads want to go? Do I want to know?

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    1. Not one bit
      As they are full of umm shit

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  27. Snowmen jerking off? Doesn't seem like something the Cat ever posted. Search engines can get pretty wild.

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    1. That they can indeed
      I posted pics of rude snowmen years ago at my feed

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  28. Hahaha I can't believe people actually Google this stuff

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    1. Strange what they search for
      Stranger how they find my shore

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  29. I don't think my card would do well if I had a snowman doing that on my Christmas card

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    1. lol hey, you may give on a thrill
      Or make them ill

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  30. orlin N cassie....

    ...sum timez itza GOOD thing......we canna surf de web ~~~~~ ore see whatz out ther TWO surf frum de get go....ya noe.....

    ♥♥♥

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    1. Yeah, sometimes less is more
      At any old shore

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  31. I never get weirdo searches like that. I know, I've looked to see what is bringing people to my blog. lol

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    1. haha I get a ton
      Must be to me they run

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  32. "big heads stuck in big things like giant tiger"
    come to think of it that certainly is a winner
    and all the crazies
    come with subtleties
    can't really pin-point who's giving the best offer

    Hank

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    1. yeah so many there are
      With crazy offers near and far

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  33. There's just two holes
    in a tiger you'd fit.
    One you'd get eaten.
    One you'd get shit.

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  34. I'm totally lost. Haven't a clue what this all means.

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    1. haha just the nuts
      That come from their huts

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  35. My favourite that I've gotten is "A large group of naked girls is havin..."

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    1. haha that is a good one
      Probably disappointed under their sun

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  36. Nice to see that the crazies are still floating to your blog and leaving the rest of us alone ;)

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    1. haha they find me
      And give others glee

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  37. The comments at your shore today
    Are as much fun as the Google play
    But man I really did the new header
    I see Warhol's inspiration making Cat art better!

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    1. New headers been there a while
      Just added a ton to the mile

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  38. Never heard of a pdn dvd. I AM giving away a Sesame Street DVD though. Just saying... :)

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    1. haha well big bird is happy
      as the cat gets flappy

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