Saturday, August 1, 2015

A Rip Off What? Follow The Nut!

The cat is back on task. What task is that you ask? Why the task of ripping off stuff. Did the title not give that away enough? Am I asking too many questions of you? Whatever will you do?

A rip off here,
A rip off there.
They are something to fear,
At many a lair.

Pixar rips off everything.
Don't believe that cat?
Doc Hollywood and Cars have the same ring.
But keep that under your hat.

One food rips off another.
They both are so grand.
In preservatives they smother,
It even soaks through your hand.

Cars rip off brand by brand.
Or would that be dealer by dealer?
I have no interest in car land.
What next? Rip off an 18 wheeler?

A rip off of books,
Come any old time.
Just give a few looks,
And drop a dime.

Maybe more than a dime.
But that you know.
Don't rip off a mime.
That is just sooo low.

Rip off a brand.
At any old place.
Even a hot dog stand,
You can simply embrace.

Rip off a cat,
You may pay for that.
A scratch or a splat,
Hint, the later is scat.

Got the rip off curse?
It is quite grand.
It could be worse,
Could go into remake land.

But why this from me?
That you should know.
For I'm going to rip off many of thee,
This month at my show.

Any good rip offs you've seen of late? Or would bad rip offs be their fate? Beats the heck out of me. Are you scared I will rip off thee? I guess we shall see what comes to pass from my rip off little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

58 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    On the kitty cat mat!
    If you were human, what kinda human would you be?
    Would you be exhausted like grumpy me?
    Or would you be the Bora kind
    When a free ticket's hard to find?
    Hey, is Alex number one
    Or Suza when Hank is done?
    Just stopping by to say hi as I snore
    Scooby Doo, I'll be back for more
    How do you do?
    The name is Blue

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    1. Good morning Blue
      the name is true
      dropping in to say hi
      dreaming in an indigo sky
      In my blue suede shoes..


      So cat have a great day
      as you relax at your mat

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    2. haha the cat would be a lazy human indeed
      One with lots of need and greed
      Being waited on hand and paw
      Work the other humans raw

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    3. haha - I am sure the cat has Pat running
      around...

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    4. Yipppeee
      For meee

      Always do
      At our zoo

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    5. In the place to be
      At your sea
      Scooby Dooweeee

      Hi True
      How are you at your shoe?

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    6. True has a shoe
      Does it sit on a loo?

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    7. Of course I have a shoe or two
      did you see the blue moon last night
      oh it was a glorious sight
      took pictures of the view...

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    8. A shoe or two
      Never saw any moon in view

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    9. No mooning at your bay
      Making you stare all day?

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    10. Nope, no moon
      To make the cat swoon

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  2. Don't rip off a mime or reboot my hoot
    I might just shoot

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    1. hahaha oh there is a rip off coming
      On the 17th we go Blue guy slumming

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    2. Don't you mean Blue guy hailing
      Causing a lot of derailing?
      The 17th... that's on a Monday
      Will it be a fun day?

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    3. Should be fun
      As it has a cheery theme with its run lol

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    4. hmm - What are you two up to now
      are you going to make us all go wow...

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    5. Meh, may be scary
      But at least they aren't hairy

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    6. Wow? Well, tell her, Cat
      Will she go wow on her mat?

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    7. Maybe wow in a bad way
      With what is on display

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  3. Rip offs often rip off rip offs
    it can be a sad state of affairs
    but at the end of the day
    no one really cares.

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    1. Yeah it keeps going on and on
      And will so at my lawn

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  4. Um, thanks for the warning!?!

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  5. ha - rip offs you say Moana sounds like one
    why does that story line sound familiar

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    1. Rip offs here
      The Rock sings in that to cause fear

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  6. I don't think I'm awake enough to care. Rip offs, hmm, will give it a thought or two at my zoo!

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    1. Rip offs everywhere
      Even will be at my lair

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  7. Can only imagine what the cat has in store

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  8. We love to rip things off the shelves, off the counters, off the book cases but we do have fun doing it. That is one way to look at rip offs. Kind of fun.

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    1. haha yeah, that is a good fun way
      We'll do that any old day

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  9. I'd like you to rip off a few pounds or a few years off of me. If that isn't possible, you can come clean out my garage. '=)

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    1. Manual labor you say?
      We give a big no way lol

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  10. Seen some rip offs in books
    but the names of them currently don't come to mind
    seems like anyone will do what they want
    to try to make a good find

    betty

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    1. That they will
      Pixar rips off everything to fit the bill

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  11. Lots of hints are in the air
    Climb the steps, stair by stair
    There's nothing like an August moon
    What's to come may be soon

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  12. I will try to rip something off of somewhere today!

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  13. Any new thing that comes out all the other companies have to do it too.

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    1. That they do
      Especially if it is a hit from zoo to zoo

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  14. I agree with Ann. I'd like to rip some pounds off. grin.

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    1. Go all Hulk at your sea
      That would be interesting of thee

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    1. haha soo good
      Ripping off in my hood

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  16. I think you were the one who told me the whole Doc Hollywood and Cars thing

    Cars 1 and 2 were by far the worst Pixar movies.

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    1. Yep, Doc Hollywood and Cars are one in the same
      Pixar ripped off so many they are lame

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  17. "A Rip Off What? Follow The Nut!"
    Rip offs done by those who are smart
    They never stall
    Ripping off all
    They strike when others are off-guard

    Hank

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  18. I'd like to rip me off a little chocolate most days. But you are right. So many rip offs lately. Not only is Hollywood lacking in original ideas, seems every corporation is too, lately.

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    1. Yep, everyone is ripping off another
      Even ripping off their own brother

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  19. I remember when some guys thought it was trendy to rip off their sleeves. I guess they wanted to show off their muscles. 80s baby. ;)

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    1. haha go all Hulk
      Even if they had no bulk

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  20. I went to Michael's Arts and Craft store-They are a rip off as I know the prices of what I used to buy and they have more than doubled many of the things I would buy. I can't bring myself to buy much there at all-disgusting!

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    1. That it is when the prices are raised up high
      Away you want to fly

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  21. So your plan is to rip off
    Your blogging pals
    They might chase you down
    Faithful guys and gals

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    1. haha have to catch me first
      After each burst

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