Tuesday, August 4, 2015

A Rockin Tale As They Wail!

Let's rip off Robyn today. Technically I've done it a few times at my bay. But the cat needs to show women are just as nuts, sitting at home and scratching their butts. Err umm, do they do that? Sure beats the cat.

Homey and delighted to met you
Wow, a fast home maker at your zoo.
Change me and I'll change your face
A rather violent embrace.

Brunette looking for stuff.
My, I bet typing that was tough.
Can U B my 1 and only 
You may stay lonely.

Cats are not for me.
Go jump in the sea.
I eat all day long and love it.
It shows, just a bit.

Care to ride my waves?
I'd have to dig two graves.
Giants only please.
So the Braves, Rockies, and Blue Jays just shoot the breeze?

I am here, come and get me
Here or there or...okay, I'll flee.
Crushes in my batter
Err umm, people you splatter?

We interrupt this rip off, only for a few seconds so don't scoff, to bring you a new book from Robyn's nook. That is convenient for that cat. New book and rip off of her blog mat. Hmm, think I planned that? Enough with my chat. 


 She’s 4 feet, 8 inches of heartfelt ferocity, and nothing can stop this post-pubescent spitfire from claiming her fairytale—not jarring tragedy, not penile incompetence, not even the explosive demise of a new marriage. Not until Robyn finds her happily ever after…alone.

Click Here For A Peer!

And now back to your regularly scheduled rhyme as the cat continues his rip off chime.

The world sucks but date me anyway
That makes me want to play.
Have you heard the latest news?
The blue guy has no shoes?

My mother must approve of you
Mommy issues, you have a few.
Dragging my foot with this
You might be lopsided and find no bliss.

Dream of me and I'll dream of you
What? No actual touching comes due?
Spies are in my soup dish
Did you get that from a dead fish?

Special present just for you
Nope, no std's wanted at my zoo
Try my cooking and you'll be found
I am lost but I'm still around?

Big tim in the town toonight
Don't swing that way day or night
It is okay if you leave the seat up
Are you saying you have other parts, pup?

And there you are once more. Don't you want a date at your shore? I could find them once again. Of course this was 4 months ago at my den. But these winners may be around. Don't they just astound? Seen Robyn's book yet? Great is sure a safe bet. The cat is glad that here there is no such simple lass. That makes me a thankful little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

124 comments:

  1. Another rip off
    Robyn this time
    Her book looks cool
    I'll stand in line

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    1. If she makes you stand too long
      Blame her for back issues coming on strong

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    2. Wait? I need to get liability for Suza's pain?
      But what's in it for me to gain?

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    3. haha could bring in a bunch
      Who are out to liability lunch

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  2. I'm looking forward to Robyn's book.
    Much more than any std's at your nook.
    Those chicks must be hard up for a date.
    Bet they haven't gotten any as of late.

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    1. Almost anything is better than an std
      Even the litterbox of me

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    2. Thank you, JKIR.
      There's no STD's in this baby.
      And very little actual sex for this lady.
      Cuz it's non-fictional.
      What can I say?
      What's a woman to do to get a good...
      paying writer's gig?

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    3. If you find out, let me know
      I could use the dough

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  3. Rocking Robyn and her new book!
    Spies in the soup? Hate to see what's in the freezer.

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    1. Yeah, probably a head
      Don't date her or wind up dead

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    2. You're revealing my secrets, Pat Hatt.
      Now I won't have any dates. Imagine that?
      Oh yeah, I don't anyway. Carry on
      With the cat.

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    3. The cat will avoid
      You now made him paranoid

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  4. So it's a rip-off of Robyn at your zoo?
    I'm sure that will send people running for a looky-loo.
    Actually, it was pretty darn nice.
    Shhh, don't tell 'em I complimented, or you'll end up on ice. ;-)

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    1. The cat won't tell
      His ego will just swell

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    2. It was pretty darn nice.
      Now that's been said twice.

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    3. Twice is fine
      By this feline

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  5. Special present.......you are too much, Pat!

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    1. haha yeah, one you don't want to unwrap
      No stds for this chap

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    2. No unwrapping, keep it tied.
      With one poor soul,
      That I tried.

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    3. Best way to be
      Avoid the dreaded std

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  6. Robyn's book looks cool
    a good read for back to school
    I hope she follows the golden rule
    I bet she is no fool!

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    1. May be a fool in a fun way
      Just like my bay

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    2. Thank you Pat.
      We are both fools
      In the best of ways
      Not like some tools.

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    3. The best of ways
      Fools in our own maze

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  7. Great send-off for Robyn's book
    We'll all have to take a look
    Robyn is just one fine lady
    She eats chocolate like a Sadie

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    1. Sure sucks the chocolate back
      There at her shack

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    2. Thank you Manz and Pat Hatt too
      Awake or asleep, chocolate is my go-to.

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    3. Even in dreams
      Wow, chocolate streams?

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  8. Robin looks like a very cool lady!

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    1. That she can be
      There at her sea

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    2. Sometimes I'm cool.
      Sometimes, a fool.
      But within reach of chocolate,
      I always drool.

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    3. Just don't drool on me
      That is rather nasty

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  9. What a great way to get Robin's book going. She looks like a great person. Bet that is a good book.

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    1. Was fun to add in
      To my rip off spin

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    2. Well thank you, Marg
      I do what I can
      And Pat's rip-off posts
      Should never be banned.

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    3. Banned they won't be
      Let one try at my sea

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  10. You always seem to dig up the weirdos of online dating. Robyn has a great cover there also

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    1. They are easy to find
      Sadly, not one of a kind

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    2. True, they're all over on-line
      The NON-weirdos are the
      Ones hard to find.

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    3. Hard to find they are
      Stuck somewhere between near and far

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  11. Congratulations Robyn!
    Love the description - penile incompetence!
    How's that for a date stopper?
    Love that you hosted her achievement!

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    1. haha that would stop any date
      Not able to mate

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    2. Haha, it stopped many a date of mine
      Aw, for the competent penis,
      This woman doth pine.

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    3. haha a search like no other you say?
      Glad I don't go that way

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  12. Cute how you introduced Robyn's book
    had not heard of it at my nook
    might have to check it out and give it a read
    though another book in my reader is not what I need

    betty

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    1. haha they sure pile up
      Higher than any coffee cup

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    2. I know what you mean
      My pile is obscene
      But mine's a fairly fast read
      As some friends have agreed.

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    3. Fast read is good
      More to get read in ones hood

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  13. How CUTE! Love the cover...and even more, I love the way you worked that into your rhyme!

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    1. Can fit most anything in
      Especially when going for a rip off spin

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    2. Rhymes, rip-offs, and ass-less puppets too.
      There's nothing that Pat Hatt can't do.

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    3. haha ass-less puppets and even zombie feet
      The later is not neat

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  14. Very nice of you Cat to promote a book for a fellow blogger/writer. Hope she sells a ton and makes her happily ever after sitting high on a pile of cash.

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    1. High on a pile of cash
      Would sure be nice to have in a flash

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    3. Yes, I'd have a huge bash
      With great drinks and yummy stash.
      Thank you, Anne
      A fortune would be great
      Or to just clear my debt
      'Fore I die and it's too late.

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    4. Clearing debt would be great
      I've yet to take that bait

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  15. "A Rockin Tale As They Wail!"
    Not something expected to fail
    Verge of Paradise
    Keeping very wise
    Scrutinizing every bit of the mail

    Hank

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    1. Hank can nail it with ease
      To him it's a breeze

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  16. I bet Robyn's new book will be funny!

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    1. It's funny and sad and uplifting too.
      I hope it has meaning for more than a few.

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    2. Hopefully so
      As sales do grow

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  17. A new book
    At her nook!
    What... the blue guy has no shoes
    Singing the blues?

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    1. Who needs shoes
      When singing the blues?

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    2. The shoes shall come
      From my little rhyming bum

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    3. Who needs shoes
      Singing the blues
      So true
      Scooby Doo
      Robyn rocks
      Where are my sock?

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    4. Lost a sock too
      Geez, sad at your zoo

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  18. hey - thanks for introducing robyn to us...have to check out the book

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    1. Thanks, Claudia.
      Pat is great for intros
      And he's generous too.
      An all-out zany nice guy.
      But that, we all knew.

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  19. Happy to see Robyn's book touted here. Wishing her tons of awesome success, and I love that blurb for it!

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    1. Thank you, Rosey.
      Your words, always cozy.

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    2. That rhyming is contagious, isn't it? :) And you're welcome. Always. :)

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    3. It can catch on
      From dusk to dawn

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  20. Pat Hatt, you're a most awesome cat
    And I'm so late. What's up with that?
    Sorry. But thank you from nutty ole me
    I'm very grateful for this zany one
    And all the cheer that I see.
    Yes, women: might not have nuts to boast
    But we are nuts, sometimes more than most.

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    1. Nuts sometimes you are
      Near and far
      But nuts all can be
      Just not always in a good way from sea to sea

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  21. orlin N cassie...thanx for de linx ta robyn's book, we will tell de food servizz gurl ta chex it out....we hope her sells a bazillion copeez & makes az much cash monee ~
    N yes, we haz seen de food serviss gurl scratch her azz, plus like try ta yank her under wears outta her azz crackz ~~~~~ ♥♥♥♥

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    1. Da tabbies o trout
      You juss made me smilez
      "Thank you!" I shout out
      An I wents away for short whiles
      To pull under wears outta my crack
      But now it is out an I did come right backs.

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    2. haha ass crack underwear
      Is something all some beware

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  22. This is great! I'll have to get ya to roast me whenever I get something published :P

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    1. Yes, Pat's good with a roast
      And turkey too
      He does it all
      At this fine zoo.

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    2. Can do pretty much anything
      As I'll go anywhere at my wing

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  23. This post made me laugh!!! Lol congrats to Robyn!

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  24. Congrats to Robyn on her new book. Hope it does well.

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    1. Thank you, Mary.
      I do too.
      So many good books out there,
      Especially here at Pat's zoo.

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    2. Hopefully it will
      As it gives some a thrill

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  25. What a great way to announce Robyn's new book.
    Kudos to both of you.

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    1. Wasn't it nice of Pat?
      If I had one, I'd tip my hat.

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    2. Would there be a tip in your hat
      I'd take that lol

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  26. Cat that was nice of you to do
    ripping off Robyn at you zoo

    I will have to take a look
    now that you put out a hook

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    1. Pat's good with a hook
      And I'm so glad you'll look
      At my new book
      That works for the nook.

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    2. Can work much in
      With a rhyming spin

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  27. Robyn's book sounds great congrats Robnyn!
    I love she say sometimes Im cool and sometimes Im a fool hahaha!!

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    1. I've been a fool more than once
      I've even been a dunce.

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    2. Cool to be a fool
      Just don't drool

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  28. Will check out Robyn's new book, congrats to her ~

    Hey not all women are nutty in the head, ha ~

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    1. Not all of us, Grace, though I tend to be
      Especially when I visit here
      And go off on a silly rhyming spree.

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    2. Some are though
      Nutty to and fro

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  29. I think with Robyn you have met your match
    as she your rhyming title might snatch! haha.

    Robyn, best of luck with your new book!
    I hope many buy at from your nook!

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    1. Thank you, Betsy
      But Pat's the best
      He and his cats
      They never rest.

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    2. haha bah, the cat can handle her rhyming
      With his daily chiming

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  30. I just hope Robyn remembers us little people on her way up to the top! I'm sure her book will be a smashing success!

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    1. The little people you say
      Sure she will at her bay

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  31. "...And now back to your regularly scheduled rhyme..."

    That cracked me up waaaaay more than it should have, ha ha ha.

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    1. haha it's the little things
      With crack up flings

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  32. I haven't visited Robyn in a very long time. Maybe I need to go check out her blog again

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  33. Congrats to Robyn! She knows how to rhyme and write and make one laugh.

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    1. That she does indeed
      There at her feed

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  34. Now that's a roast anyone can enjoy
    What a great little marketing ploy!!!

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    1. The cat can take much for a spin
      Here at his looney bin

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