Wednesday, August 12, 2015

A That And This You Can't Miss!

Time for That and This. Saying it that way causes Betsy such bliss. Hmm, maybe reverse that? Bah, no need from the cat. A rip offing I will go with a That and This show.


Did you know,
Boogers can grow,
When humans glow?
Avoid a booger foe.


Humans acting scary,
Against things that are hairy,
Will never ever work.
Avoid that perk.


Eat too much fruit,
Not only will you toot,
But you'll turn into one.
A big orange head is no fun.


Impress a pig,
It will dance a jig.
Then it will grow a nose or two.
Doesn't that impress you?


A mutt is big and brave,
It will rant and rave.
Or bark and rave.
Chasing toys to an early grave.


A troll can slam a door.
It's their favorite chore.
Slam it and hit you on the head.
That ought to bring dread.


Cats stick together.
Even in rough weather.
Giant cat and human cat.
What do you think of that?


Cats are very strong.
Sometimes all can get along.
Even with the bug eyed creep.
 Into a black hole they'll leap.


Goats tend to get grumpy,
When rednecks get humpy.
Oh wait, sorry about that.
It's when you mock them like a cat.


And people stop and stare,
When they become fully aware.
Aware of what you ask?
 That fat ass you can't mask.

There is my that and this for today. Enjoy the that and this display? Was that a cheesy attempt at showing off books? Bah, I'm ripping off blog nooks. That is the main thing there. Bug a goat or troll if you dare. They may give you more than sass. Trust my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

76 comments:

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    1. Three in a row
      Without a break
      Kind of show
      Lurking can make!

      Hank

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    2. Lurking does good
      With #1 in my hood

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    3. Good morning Truedessa
      Wishing you well from afar

      Hank

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    4. In the place to be!

      Bug a goat or troll?
      Find me a blue sude shoe
      And we'll rock n' roll

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  2. "A That And This You Can't Miss!"
    With the call that one would persist
    A Cat perseveres
    Not putting fears
    Can press their rights if they insist

    Hank

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    1. The cat presses on
      No matter the con

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  3. I enjoyed the that and this
    buy the cat's book it will bring bliss
    so many adventures will be told
    you never know what will unfold
    cats stick together
    even in rough weather
    why not cast out a few hooks
    as you show off your books

    Have a good day there at your bay
    find a hammock and sway and sway...haha..

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    1. Cats stick together you say
      Hmm Cassie may not agree at our bay lol

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  4. When rednecks get humpy, the goats get scared here.

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    1. haha poor goats
      Need to find their own boats

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  5. Why are goats so funny? You are right on the money.

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    1. Don't know why
      But works on most any try

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  6. Great that and this display, good work.

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  7. Life is like pages from the books
    It leads us into crannies and nooks
    Think about sequels, it's this or that
    Read the daily rhymes of Pat Hatt

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    1. Woks for me
      Read my sea
      But if a spammer
      They get the hammer

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  8. I, too, like the pages from your books
    This blog-ripping is getting you lots of looks!

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    1. Blog ripping off has it's perks
      As it sure works

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  9. Showing off lots of books
    you wrote there at your nook!

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    1. Showing away
      With a that and this display

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  10. That is such a good idea to do the This and That. Nothing better than showing off all your books. Why Not???

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  11. Shouldn't scoff
    At being a show-off
    Gets you lots of looks
    At all your books!

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  12. At first I did think it could be a new book
    but then some seemed to have a familiar look

    betty

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    1. haha yeah not a new one
      That comes in next week's run

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  13. Rednecks get humpy all day and night
    That surely keeps a goat in fright
    And some fat asses are too big to hide
    That last one sure looks lumpy and wide.

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    1. Yeah, never hide that one
      The rednecks are scary by a ton

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  14. Ripping off our Betsy to promote your books?? For shame, cat!! For shame!!!! :) :)

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    1. Bah, the cat has no shame
      Go wherever with the rhyming game

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  15. The goats get grumpy? No one can accuse you of being PG and boring.
    Susan Says

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    1. haha nope, never try and bore
      And may go above PG at my shore

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  16. No rhyme today at my sea
    To tired all things that be
    But hey, goats aren't funny
    It's the redneck that calls them honey.

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  17. I like the goat book, that's one of my faves.
    It's the Cassie books though, that make my son rave.

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    1. Cassie sure has 5
      So in plenty can dive

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  18. LOL SO cute! I love the bright colors in the illustrations.

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  19. No goats nor giant cats for me ~ A very colorful post today Pat, thanks ~

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    1. Colorful is the way to be
      Here at my sea

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  20. Your that and this sure went everywhere with cats on the go

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  21. That was quite good but scary and hairy gets me hiding under the bed!

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    1. haha a good place to hide
      Go for a dust bunny ride

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  22. With artwork and rhymes like this,
    Pat, you surely can't miss!
    Your funny that and this
    won't make me hiss!

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  23. Poor goats. I don't blame them for their grumpiness. However, I do get a lot of glee when I see them headbutt unsuspecting company!

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    1. haha yeah that can be fun to see
      And they'll do it for free

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  24. I like the cats sticking together:) They do to.

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  25. How many Blueberries did Blue eat?

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  26. A booger foe? My nephews would find that hilarious! lol

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  27. A booger foe? My nephews would find that hilarious! lol

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  28. I eat a lot of fruit
    I don't care if I toot
    as long as I don't see troll
    go for a stroll
    I'll be A.O.K
    at least for today

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    1. Yeah, toot away
      Better for you at your bay

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  29. orlin N cassie....giant cat getz 984 paws up frum us !!! ♥♥♥

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    1. Giant cat for the win
      Can do all others in

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  30. Three noses I could do without, especially during allergy season.

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    1. yeah that would be bad
      No a fun time sneezing would be had

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  31. If I feel a booger grow,
    Man -- I'm gonna blow.
    My nose ain't a place to stow!
    That greenie has to go.

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  32. Great rhyme and pictures! This And That made me laugh!

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  33. A book to book another book. Good for you now go out and sell them

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    1. haha if that was easy as can be
      I'd be rich at my sea

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  34. That and this
    Looks familiar to me
    Pat's growing books
    An ode to Betsy

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    1. Had to give it a go
      With books in a row

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