Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Back In Time With This Rip Off Chime!

The two light hearted fools are back in another book at my shack. This time a Tarsier Man villain comes after the two. Another adventure, what else is new? The cat comes along and the artist is new for their trip back to the land of King Kong.


They sat with the spotted cat.
He knew where it was at.
Not sure they knew though,
That it was a giant litter box where I go.


Then came the buffoon,
From a bad Tarsier Man cartoon.
I really hate that baboon.
He couldn't defeat a spoon. 


The sun got bright.
Maybe Truedessa's sparkly fart light?
Or could be some sort of hole,
Sending them back in time for a stroll.


Yep, back in time.
Dinos give a chime.
Those things are big.
Rather deal with a triple snout pig.


They had to change,
Match in with the rest on the range.
Look at the Arnold wannabe.
Maybe Tarzan wannabe? Beats me.


Super bugs came due.
They are hated at my zoo.
But these ones were as ugly as can be.
They wouldn't be eaten by me.


And of course the loon.
He has been in many a cartoon.
Sometimes good, sometimes bad.
Here Duke Drazin was obviously mad.


They had invaded his pad.
Stopped his latest evil fad.
He was not glad.
Did I mention he was mad?


But he ran away.
And left us to play.
Play the Tarzan wannabe did.
Umm no clothes did they rid.


And once more in sand,
Got to love giant litter box land.
Note, may be more to the story than told by my little rhyming rear.

And so that makes another kids books at my sea. I am getting very close to 50. One day that shall come to pass as the books continue to amass. Plus, unlike the novels of Pat, they have a rhyming class. That sure works for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

97 comments:

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    1. Good morning Truedessa Ma'am
      For the early morning company with thanks!

      Hank

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    2. She was still a little late
      Not near the #1 fate

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    3. And I was on the road
      Like a toad
      Not a fox
      In a box

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    4. And I was on the road
      Like a toad
      Not a fox
      In a box

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    5. Times two
      With your roadly do

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  2. Haha - Now, that is an interesting rip off..those two light hearted fools once again on the prowl. I actually found this on Amazon a few days ago and bought my copy and it was delightful. Made me smile from ear to ear...the cat has spun a different tale if you want the real scoop and I don't mean cat poop...buy the book and have a look.

    He kept this one a secret from me, but I found it with glee...

    Have a great day Pat and the Cat...always fun to read these adventures...

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    1. haha the cat turned it around
      He lies like a hound
      Actually better than a hound
      As kids book #49 is found

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  3. WOW another one to add to your growing list. Most impressive. I like the graphics. And of course every girl loves a happy ending.

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    1. Happy ending works for most
      Especially the kiddos from coast to coast

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    2. In the place to be
      Scooby Doowee!

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  4. I just marvel at how sharp you are,
    unbelievable and you are really a star.

    I get stuck every now and then,
    will you tutor me and make me clever, man?

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    1. lol tutored by a cat
      hahaha do you really want to turn into a crazy dingbat?

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  5. Congratulations! Dig Truedessa's outfit.

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    1. Went all caveman
      And they all need a tan

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  6. Ha, I was wondering when the Two Light-hearted Fools would appear back on the scene again! Congratulations!!

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    1. You just never know
      Trying to curb the kids book sequels though

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  7. Another book? Wow, Pat, you are a machine!!! Now I have more books to choose from come Christmas time. :) :) :) Isaiah is going to want an autographed copy eventually!!!! Lol

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    1. lol the cat may be able to do that
      Getting it to where you are at

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  8. Congrats! I like the colors and the theme!

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    1. Always fun to do
      An adventure or two

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  9. Another fun book
    in your kiddie nook!

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  10. "Back In Time With This Rip Off Chime!"
    Look it's another kid's book now # 49
    Having a blast
    Lots of laughs
    With the light-hearted fools as friends

    Hank

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  11. Oh sands of time, they are a loo
    When you're a cat and have to poo
    The fools are on adventure too
    Congrats to the cat and to you

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    1. The cat gets a big loo
      He likes that through and through

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  12. Another fun tale. You never stop or sleep.

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  13. Very cute of a theme for another new book
    It was interesting to take a bit of a look
    Congrats for another accomplishment at your sea
    I see you soon hitting the number 50

    betty

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    1. Next month 50 shall show
      As the books continue to grow

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  14. Wow, you are prolific. 50 books is just terrific. Time travel from a giant litter box. Hahaha, that rocks!

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    1. haha who knew what litter could do
      At each and every zoo

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  15. Congrats, Pat! I like the time travel hook in your latest book, and the art is bright and sharp. I really have to go back to the beginning of your books and move forward, so I understand the origin of your characters. Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. There are a few in this series indeed
      As the stories float out like a weed

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  16. Applause and cheers to you.
    I marvel at your talents -
    They're well more than a few.
    The art is very cool indeed
    Had I seen those creepy bugs
    I'd have fleed
    After I peed
    In my pants.

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    1. lol eww to that
      Says the cat
      But run indeed
      If creepy bugs come to your feed

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  17. Sure looks like another great book. And fantastic art work too. Just so good.

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    1. The artwork turned out great
      Adding another to our plate

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  18. Congrats on another book down, 50, wow!
    Ditto on the great art work.
    You rock the art and the rhyme for sure!
    But a litter box for time travel - your imagination knows no bounds!

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    1. haha it can go anywhere
      Here at my rhyming lair

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  19. You have the best mind, seriously. This is brilliant.

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    1. I let it flow
      As the mind does go and go

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  20. That was fun. I enjoyed the inclusion of the pictures and made it all much more like a child's picture book.

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    1. That it is indeed
      Adding another to my feed

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  21. Hooray and congrats Pat! We do like buffoons, they are everywhere!

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  22. Congratulations! Another one done
    Such fun!

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  23. He looks like a toss up between tarzan and the hulk. Congrats again on another book.

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    1. haha no hulking out though
      That would spoil the show

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  24. #50!!!! WOW! That's prolific for sure!!

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    1. Prolific we can be
      Now we just need to sell at our sea lol

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  25. Wow! 50 is impressive. You have quite the imagination!

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  26. Fifty is a lot of books! Kudos to you.

    Loved the rhyme and illustrations. Been a regrettably long while since I commented here, but I'm glad to see you're still going strong with your posts!

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    1. haha still going strong day by day
      Easy when 6 months ahead at your bay

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  27. Fart light??? LMAO!!!!! You had me at fart light!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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    1. lol that usually wins
      With the farting spins

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    2. Hey, they are sparkly farts
      makes all darkness depart
      or makes everyone depart...haha

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    3. Everyone runs for the door
      Not wanting any more

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  28. Fart light??? LMAO!!!!! You had me at fart light!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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  29. buaahahaha to the little Tarzan man!!!

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  30. oh wow - congrats - you are tirelessly writing...

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  31. Congrats to you! Look at you go and I love the illustrations even hulk man in yellow. I love his pussy cat next to yours.

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  32. orlin N cassie...conga ratz two yur dad & heerz ta a bazillion sales ~~~ ♥♥.

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    1. That would be grand
      Here in our land

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  33. another fun book and yes I love a Happy end:)))

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  34. grab the ocarina and play a song

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  35. Congrats Pat and I hope the adventures continue ~ Cheers ~

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    1. They probably will
      As the books fill

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  36. Good one and interesting graphics too. Congrats!

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  37. I've been wondering each day at your zoo
    When the next book would come from you
    At the beginning of each month you share
    Your latest written fare
    But this month dragged on and on without a book
    And now here it is in your nook
    Congrats on number 49
    Fifty's going to be so fine

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    1. haha next month I'll have two
      And two in October too
      Then November will have four
      So plenty to take the tour

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  38. Where is the triple-snout pig
    I don't see him dancing a jig
    Illustrations are amazing to see
    Soon #50 with glee!

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    1. He's in another one
      With some leprechaun fun

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  39. Congrats on your newest book!
    You are racking them up at your nook.
    Almost 50 at your pad?
    I must say, that is pretty rad!

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  40. Well good for you, another book at your knook. Now go knock some more.

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    1. That I will do
      Done until March at my zoo

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