Friday, August 7, 2015

Climb Another Set With The Pet!

Today old one eye is here. She really scares my rhyming rear. That eye is just so big. Maybe she should get it a wig? Let's get this show on the road. She may not have much patience being in old mode. Whoops, was I supposed to say that? Shame on the cat.


 Old one eye is here,
Have no fear.
You will learn,
To win at every turn.

You have to know,
That my eye is a foe.
But I still win.
Looking like a giant booger isn't a sin.

It can be a migraine though.
Had to slip that in, you know.
Now I'm through with my little whine.
Time we make the stars align.

You have to have steps.
Yep, steps and peps.
I'll coin that phrase.
Could become a craze.

Or peps and steps.
That may get yeps.
Bad grammar, I know.
I am rambling also.

I do that you know.
I sure let 'know' flow.
Maybe I should work on that repeat word thing.
I may wait until next spring.

There are some steps before that.
Don't listen to the wretched cat.
 You can't skip any at all.
There is a step wall.

No, that is not like a step kid.
That would raise an eye lid.
It is concrete for you to climb.
How is it I am doing this in rhyme?

What a wretched cat.
Did I already say that?
Damn, repeating my whine.
What a stupid feline.

Where was I?
I'm no longer young and spry.
You have to help me with that step.
Can I get a little step and pep?


The cat had to shut old one eye up. She can go on like a yappy pup. I gave her a picture to ogle after a quick Google. Now she can stare at stairs, just in case anyone cares. Did my step and pep rip off impress? Elsie will never confess. She may curse me with sass. Never fear, it can be taken by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

76 comments:

  1. An eye with a wig
    Now there's a weird thought
    Does it part on the left or right
    Might not matter a lot

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    1. Could go either way
      Depending on the day

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  2. I'm not getting old,
    I'm turning to gold!
    May not have the step and pep
    But I'm definitely staying 'hep'!

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  3. Old one eye sure is cute.
    Maybe not if she had to toot.
    I like the green color of her skin.
    And how her eye sits way back in.
    Looks like those toe nails need a trim.
    With those long arms she could hang from a limb.

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  4. Maybe she would like a stair-stepper?

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    1. Hmm you never know
      She may need one at her show

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  5. Weird little one eyed creature.
    Don't pick on the cat,
    She's smart at your flat!

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    1. The cat picks back
      With any old attack

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  6. Eye see where that could be scary!

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  7. Green One-Eye's so cute with those spindley arms
    You know she is loaded with plenty of charms
    She has the same mouth as the South Park kids
    Do people respond as ole one-eye bids?

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    1. They may respond
      But from the beyond
      As when they see
      They drop dead and cease to be

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  8. I'm just glad I never had to sit through the movie.

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    1. That would take forever
      Be a repeat endeavor

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  9. Old one eye looks more puzzled than scary.
    Can she see into the future?
    That could be quite hairy.

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  10. Old One Eye is a little scary. Looks like she can see everything with that huge eye.

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  11. Old one eye at least stays fit climbing those stairs

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  12. Old One Eye reminds me of someone... ;)
    I can def. see how a migraine could come about, having one eye probably causes you to strain to see things that are far away. :)

    Have a great weekend!

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    1. lol that is very true
      In making a migraine come due

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  13. I'll bet I know her favorite line: "I've got my eye on you."

    Poor thing. She looks kinda dumb with her mouth hanging open like that. Oops. Never mind. I don't guess she has much choice. Poor thing has no nose...

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    1. haha poor thing all around
      As she scares off a hound

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  14. "Climb Another Set With The Pet!"
    Greenie One-eyed seems all mad
    Get its migraine off
    With a slight scoff
    That'll make her the more relaxed

    Hank

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    1. Migraine goes away
      And now more can play

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  15. That old one eye scared the boogies out of me!!!!

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    1. haha hopefully no boogies went flick
      That be kinda ick

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  16. One eye, one mouth
    And yet no nose
    But real sharp claws
    On those six toes.

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    1. At least she can't smell
      With crap nearby that be swell

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  17. Imagine if we had only one eye
    and then saw someone with two
    would it scare us as much as one eye does
    or would we welcome it as something new

    betty

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    1. Hmmm probably scare most
      With a few liking the host

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  18. Old Eye looks like a nightmare or the result of a hangover!

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  19. I hope old One Eye doesn't get a cataract. That could be a problem.

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    1. That would be doom
      And bring some gloom

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  20. You have to admit that one giant eye is way better than one tiny eye. Imagine living life only able to see a spec at a time? Where's your compassion, cat?!

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    1. haha very true
      Better big than small to view

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  21. Well, where is she?
    I wanted to see the scolding she gave thee!
    haha....

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    1. haha must be hiding away
      At the beach at her bay

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  22. orlin N cassie....we dunno...we haz seen sum cyclopz that look a lot ...lot... lot werse~~~~~

    heerz two a hairtail, madtom fish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. Scarier ones you say
      That has to cause dismay

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  23. While you're stepping, don't trip and fall down.

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  24. Always look down when going down stairs. I learned this the hard way.

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  25. One Eye shouldn't fear. Halloween is near! So take the one eye in stride, and wear it with pride!

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    1. The halloween nazi would know
      There at her show

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  26. "Old one eye" on the mind
    She's winking all the time
    At least that's what we think
    (I don't want to raise a stink).

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  27. Maybe that cat took your advice and got drunk coz it's summer.

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    1. Could have indeed
      Probably did at her feed

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  28. Thank god Old One eye looks like it comes from Monsters Inc. When I first read about Ole one eye I thought a doctor's visit was to be told.

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    1. haha none of that
      That be nasty for Pat or cat

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  29. Sometimes I feel like I have but one eye
    With my camera always playing I Spy...

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