Monday, August 10, 2015

Grab A Beer And Grope A Rear?

The cat is here to give all free beer. Hmm, at least I think it is beer that is near. I'd do a smell test first before quenching your thirst. Now that the cat saved you from getting drunk, time to rip off the beer guys and see how low I've sunk.

The Head Edition

It seems everywhere you go,
There is a head ready and waiting.
So much livelier than a toe,
Whether for discussion or mating.


 Some may be a football head,
With brain cells out the ear.
That is what they'd call brain dead.
At least that is what I hear.

But don't bite my head off.
The vet already did that.
At least I didn't have to cough.
The beer guys heads are no longer flat.


 They should hold their head high,
They got their head together,
Even giving my beer and snacks a try.
Their bathroom you may not be able to weather.

Two heads are better than one.
Hmm, not sure on that.
Look what they have done,
Fooled by a rhyming cat?


 What comes out a head,
Can even be said in bed.
Too old, beats dead,
Is that really what he said?

Don't be a hot head,
And keep your head down.
Especially while in bed,
Or mini you's may run through town.


 How low I sink.
Where is my head at?
Can I say that with a wink?
Such a dirty cat.

Still tongue makes a wise head?
What about typing at my sea?
My tongue is causing no dread,
But I fall heads over heels with glee.


 However you head shows,
Keep it safe and wise.
Hopefully you come out smelling like a rose,
And the heads will rise.

They have plenty of pills for such things too, if you are slow in the head or lost your head at your zoo. I don't think Pat's artwork will ever go to his head. Good thing he doesn't draw to keep us fed. Now head on over to your next stop. Watch that head in front of a cop. Care for some beer that will cause gas? I'm a sharing little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

115 comments:

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    1. Lucky lurking day
      It works this way!

      Hank

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    2. Good Morning Hank, I think something was amiss as my page wouldn't load and I think the post had a bit of a delay..

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    3. Excuses excuses says the cat
      Slow poke where you're at lol

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    4. haha - slow I was at my feed...
      now off I go to the work deed..

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    5. Yipppeee
      For mee

      Work?
      What's that perk?

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    6. Good morning Truedessa Ma'am
      Thanks for the co. all the same!

      Hank

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    7. Got your lurking
      Was a perking

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    8. Excuses, excuses at your bay
      The truth of the matter is... Blue wasn't here today
      You know when he's having fun
      He will be number one
      But I'm trying to earn a buck
      So while I'm off, good luck :p

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    9. From coast to coast!
      Don't mean to boast!
      But I just did
      So where's that lid?
      Good day to you
      I'm Blue

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    10. Wish we could earn more than a buck
      Like enough to fill the back of a truck

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    11. That would be fun
      More fun than the chicken run

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    12. Chicken run made a bunch
      Could buy many a lunch

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    1. No not today, page was too slow to load...

      Well, if you want to get drunk all summer you may need to see the beer guys...

      haha - had to smile at the bobble head..."The Pissed Off Song"

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOhby8FI2xo

      ok, have a great day at your bay

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    2. The beer guys would do the trick
      Getting one drunk some slick

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  3. Keeping it safe and wise sounds just about right. Have a great week!

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  4. Grab A Beer And Grope A Rear?
    Talking about heads have no fear
    Now heading for fun
    Heeding a good one
    Lucky one rewarded with a beer

    Hank

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    1. Beer in the head
      Put one right to bed

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  5. Are two heads better than one? Cassie and Orlin probably think so.

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    1. They probably do
      Over taking me at our zoo

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    2. Good to see your two cats, Pat. Love your saying about being old is better than dead. I so agree with you. You have a great day.

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    3. That is true indeed
      Most anything is better than dead at ones feed

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  6. You drew those yourselves? I'm impressed, Cat!!! I'm not too fond of beer. I imagine that's what urine tastes like. I'm not sure why... lol

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    1. haha only drew the first one
      As my skill suck a ton
      Beer I never drink
      Not liquor at my clink

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    2. It's the best I can do
      At my slavin' away shoe
      Gotta go!
      Say it ain't so....

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    3. Slave away
      Ugg to that any day

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  7. I guess the cats could go to the 'head' if they were in Britain.

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    1. lol that is true
      Go and use that loo

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  8. Making a case for what goes on in your head? Or the beer guys heads?

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  9. Two heads are definitely better than one, unless both of those heads are drunk, in which case it's probably worse. Much worse.

    You know, I bet if you painted that first picture onto a canvas, you could sell it to a hipster for a million dollars. Abstract art or whatever. Much more lucrative than ripping off our poor asses.

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    1. haha well there is an idea there
      I'll have to give it a go and find a rich hipster at my lair

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  10. Join the navy
    The sea is wavy
    Go to the head
    A hammock's your bed

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    1. Hammock be hard on the back
      I'd have an attack

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  11. is that a waffle that's blue?

    that's not good

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    1. Nope, not good at all
      Nasty at any hall

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  12. My head's usually all over the place or filled with fiction!

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  13. I'm constantly slapping my forehead as I continue to screw up!

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  14. Lots of heads at your zoo, today. I like the one with the laser eyes of doom.

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  15. Bryan got the better deal
    Brandon's coffee does not look real
    A blueberry waffle one could eat
    But invite me for drinks?
    No thanks. I'm beat.

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    1. haha good way to be
      Not sure the drinks would be sanitary

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  16. Interesting. Was just headed over to A Beer for the Shower.

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  17. I don't like beer so I think I'm safe from whatever the cat is offering.

    My cats give me those laser eyes of doom all the time! lol

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    1. lol all got the eyes
      I guess just beer for the beer guys

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  18. I don't like beer so I think I'm safe from whatever the cat is offering.

    My cats give me those laser eyes of doom all the time! lol

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  19. These are things to ponder, which makes my heart grow fonder--of you. :)

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    1. haha works for me
      With my laser eyes on thee

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  20. I like your art work!
    The tux looks like Faux Paw

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    1. haha my artwork is stinky
      Maybe he's the missing umm linky

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  21. I'll take catnip any day. No gas involved, just euphoria and a need for a tummy rub. You are ten. Of that I'm sure because the old finger-pulling joke always comes to boys' minds at that age. I'm an expert on ten-year-olds.

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    1. lol hey, no bills at that age
      I'll turn back the page

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  22. Be wary of beer
    as you can never know
    just where it came from
    or where it will flow.
    Ask the cats if you dare
    but they may tell you lies
    Never listen to a puss
    with laser eyes.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Hide or run away
      You'll have a better day

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  23. Pat, Bryan and Brandon in one post is too much crazy all in one,
    I don't care for beer but some wine is lots of fun .
    Susan Says

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    1. Wine can work too
      Crazy all the time at our zoo

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  24. I think I would like to have a beer
    any old way today
    still too early here to do so
    but maybe letter when I can play

    betty

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    1. Letter you say?
      Hmm mailing one first at your bay? lol

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  25. Beer boys meet the cats, oh my
    This post could give me a serious sigh
    Grouping an ass that comes with a pass
    Soon gas will appear as a kiss from the ass

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    1. That it will
      Hey, some it can thrill

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  26. Oh, my, beer is not for me.
    Make mine tea, please.
    Thanks.

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    1. Tea screws with me
      Beer is blah at my sea

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  27. My grandfather used to say, 'they need to get their head out of their..." well, never mind. He mostly said it when watching politicians. :)

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    1. haha I say that one too
      As with pound sand at my zoo

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  28. Oh, politicians and ostriches--both share a common trait.

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    1. Head in the sand
      Thinking all is grand

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  29. haha, you finish this safe drinking post with "get drunk all summer". ha. And yes to 'don't be a hot head'! that is the very, very worst!

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    1. haha yeah that would scare many away
      Or get you flipped the bird at your bay

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  30. There are sure way too many talking heads on the TV!!!

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  31. Those eyes of doom put me in my place!
    With that news delivered, I can't show my face.

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    1. Hide and peek
      With little to no seek

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  32. Speaking of heads, read recently that someone has volunteered to have head replacement surgery. Or is that body replacement surgery? He's quite ill, and it's expected to take place in a few years. here's the link: http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/03/health/italian-neurosurgeon-says-human-head-transplant-will-happen-in-two-years/index.html

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    1. haha yeah I saw that too
      What the heck, when death has you anyway at your zoo

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  33. Orl:9n lin & Ca$siwee....

    ...di00d $um 1 menz*&shun``~ BEAR.....beer...BEER !!!

    ♫☼◄♥♥

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    1. lol 99 off the wall
      Did you get them all

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  34. I dig the beer guys.. they make me laugh until I cry. Free beer!

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  35. I will never come out ahead
    except if I drink some beer
    then I'd do a happy dance
    and everyone would cheer!

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  36. Both of our cats are giving laser eyes of doom today!

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    1. haha got them down
      From my town to your town

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  37. No thank you, no beer for me
    I'd ask for root beer when I'm thirsty
    But no carbonation at my sea

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    1. Yeah none for me
      Makes me do more than pee

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  38. Those are bobbleheads, right?! LOVE the drawings. Not a big fan of beer--I'm more of a girly-drink girl!

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    1. Bobblehead of me
      Even my sucky drawing at my sea?

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  39. No beer for me, but offer free beer to my hubby and he'll be your best friend forever. Or at least until the buzz wears off.

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    1. haha one way to win
      For a minute or two at your bin

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  40. Beer is not for me
    it makes me pee.

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  41. Well I can see the beer part, but where's the rear-grabbing you promised?

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  42. Beer and rear grabbing ... they do go hand in hand ;)

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  43. A head is waiting... could this be true?
    Does it make you drink beer and feel blue?
    Doesn it make you want to sniff a shoe?
    Does it make you say, 'Scooby Dooooooooooo!'

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    1. Well it made you say all
      Guess that's a yes at my hall

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  44. Oh no, I eat a lot of fruit
    never wish it to make me toot
    would rather it bring me lots of loot
    bring on those servings of tasty fruit!

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    1. haha bringing in loot would work
      Be a nice perk

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  45. Look at you you are a bobble head. Now you can jiggle all day long.

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  46. Too much beer
    Imagine that
    I swear I see
    A bobble Pat

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    1. Can see all
      With enough beer at your hall

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