Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Just For You With A View!

So the cat will find a bench today and sit on it to play. A bench with a view. Hmmm, not much of a view near my zoo. Can I rip off a bench with a view when there is no view? Hmm, that could be tough to do.

A bench with a view,
A view that isn't new.
A view that stinks.
Could sleep a few winks.

A stair with a view?
Could climb two.
Could even climb three.
Easier than a tree.

A house with a view?
Maybe of an ocean so blue.
That would be neat.
Waves aren't a repeat.

A moon with a view?
That could get you.
If you can breathe on the moon,
And don't mind a moon dune.

A street with a view?
Gas will plague you.
But maybe a pretty car,
Will go by your sand bar.

A roof with a view?
Could be fit for two.
At least you'd be together,
To rough it through weather.

A wall with a view?
A pretty picture for you.
A painting on the wall,
Beats a bathroom stall.

A TV with a view?
That would surely do.
Change to many a view.
Warning, some may scare you.

A store with a view?
Wal-Mart plagues you.
But there's a view.
Cracks through and through.

A cat with a view?
That would impress you.
Tail high in the air.
A view of a rump so rare.

Hmmm, might be better with a bench. No need to throw in a monkey wrench. But that could be fun. A view from a bench with a monkey run. Any good views at your sea? On a bench, roof, the moon, or up a tree? You can share like the bench with a view lass. I bet no one wants a view of the cat's little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

90 comments:

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    1. Happened to pass near
      Already late by one minute
      And the coast is clear
      Might as well take it

      Hank

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    2. No Suza or Blue
      Got on in at my zoo

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    3. From coast to coast!
      Don't mean to boast!

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    4. Not a fox
      In a box
      Or a chick
      On a stick

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  2. "Just For You With A View!"
    Just asking what else is new
    Take a choice
    And go rejoice
    Get the expected when due

    Hank

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    1. Take take a look
      By hook or by crook

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    2. How about... a Bora view?
      Would that be ew?

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    3. That be grand
      Across the land

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  3. Not viewing any cat rumps. View from the moon would be nice though.

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    1. Could see a lot
      But suffocating isn't so hot

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    2. Looking back at the Earth would be cool. It looks so pretty in those NASA pictures.

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    3. Well they are doing public rides to space
      Costs a shit load and who knows when it will be the case

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  4. I have a beautiful view of the concrete bench by our rock wall right now. Sometimes the bench IS the view!

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    1. Hmmm spin it around
      When a nice bench is found

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  5. Wonder if betty
    Was quite ready
    To be a star of your rip-off show?
    If not, there might be a row.

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    1. Bah, she'll be ready
      As the rip offs come steady

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  6. What happened to room with a view?
    That's the one that I would choose.

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    1. You already have those
      As mr neighbor does a tightey whitey pose

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  7. A plane with a view
    is the best you can do
    you can see near and far
    as you travel beneath star!

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    1. But then that can crash
      And life is over in a flash

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  8. i have a view of a cupboard full of clothes but i still have nothing to wear. urgh.

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    1. haha that is a sucky view
      Maybe you need clothes that are new

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  9. I look outside and see a fence
    Might be better than a wrench
    Hollyhocks beside it, tall
    Better than looking at a wall

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    1. A wall would bore
      Unless a treasure map you could explore

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  10. LOL, You know me, I'm always on a lookout
    for a bench with a view
    some of them are great ones
    some of them I just go "ewwww"

    :)

    betty

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    1. haha yeah some are just bad
      Anything but rad

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  11. A store with a view can show you much, most of which you never want to see again

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    1. Yeah, once is too many to see
      Some scary things for thee

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  12. A Tree has the best views in the eyes of the cats here or on the roof. Nothing better than a good view.

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    1. A good view is great
      Trees and roof sounds like a fine trait

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  13. This house has a great view says the realtor

    of the ghetto

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    1. Or of a cow pond
      And maybe there are cows beyond

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    2. lol that is true
      She may give an std to you

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  14. Now you're talking, we like the views from every angle.

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  15. I vote for the moon and the view. Lol why would Walmart even be an option? Is pat scouting for more of his cracks? Hahaha

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    1. lol Walmart works if you want a scare
      You can get those to spare

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  16. A moon with a view...I wouldn't mind that.

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    1. Just take an oxygen tank
      So you don't walk the plank

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  17. A moon with a view...I wouldn't mind that.

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  18. Here they say a home with a view
    Will bring a lot of wind for you
    With my camera almost always in hand
    I'm always searching for the best view in the land

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    1. You sure get a ton
      As many a critter does run

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  19. I'm looking at houses;
    A view would be nice
    But I'm finding a view
    Will double the price.

    :-(

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    1. lol that is true
      Triple if by water too

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  20. My only view from my zoo is a highway. :(

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  21. With the privacy fence in my backyard, I now have the best view of all. It's great Cat, I see only my own gardens and no view of the neighbors at all. It's great no one even knows I'm out there so they don't have to view me either. It's a win-win situation all the way around.

    Hey, I'll be off blogger for a few days, but I'll be back by weeks end. Now that's if no unexpected bad things happen.

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    1. That is the way to be
      Nosey neighbors can flee
      Stay out of sight
      And avoid any fight
      Sure sounds like a win win
      Hope no bad shit happens at your bin

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  22. I don't know why, but through the entire poem, "Wal-Mart plagues you" made me laugh uncontrollably and stuck with me.

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    1. haha well it sure will
      Some patrons could make one ill

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  23. Well, you can definitely see some sights at Wal-Mart!

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    1. That you do
      Nothing you really want to view

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  24. I feel like I live in a fish bowl. I can view every neighbor around our little pond. Guess I need to get a fence like Anne!

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    1. Definitely a fence
      Make sure it is high and dense

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  25. My view from my home is seeing a street
    cars drive too fast on that it makes my heart skip a beat.
    Cats, dogs, racoons and Mr. Skunk
    are all on display and I can not debunk
    that the smell of Mr. Skunk is bad.
    My dog got sprayed and come in my home..ughhh, it was sad.
    I would rather smell a flower
    from our back garden but that damm skunk has more odor power.

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    1. Blah, nasty skunk smell
      Is sure to raise hell
      Poor dog and nose
      Rather smell a rose

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  26. My view from a bench (or a chair) is my garden and the woods. Very peaceful. I could use a nap!
    ~Jess

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    1. Not a bad view
      Peaceful works at any zoo

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  27. I am back from vacation and I come to see how is the cat, sorry Hatt.... I meant Pat ! :))

    ઇઉ Ell@

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  28. I could do with a fine view by the ocean. But for now the view of squirrels racing up trees will do.

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    1. That's not a bad view
      There in front of you

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  29. I work from my chair in the sunroom. All around me is beauty! There's no other way to write!

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    1. That sure sounds like a great way
      I got nothing but a parking lot at my bay

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  30. I'm 'viewing' now:) It's very pleasant.

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    1. haha a good view
      Works at many a zoo

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  31. You can visit my zoo
    for a great view! :)

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    1. You have a good one indeed
      There at your NY feed

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  32. I have a great view of my little zoo when I sit on the couch. Ha, thought I would say bench, eh?

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    1. Where I live it's the other way around as I live across the zoo. No joke.

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    2. haha couch works too
      There at your zoo

      Can see animals galore
      There at your shore

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    3. As the chimps come knocking on my door

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    4. Could let them in
      Take a chair for a spin

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  33. I hate the view out m front door. My neighbors bough an RV (gigantic pos at that!) and now it blocks my entire view of our street. Can't wait for winter to roll around so they put the stupid thing in storage.

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    1. Those things can be a pain
      Bigger than a damn train

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  34. Would love a view
    Of water and sea
    If I go to my roof garden
    Waves and boats give me glee

    But from my condo window
    I only see neighbours' glass
    And on occasion
    The odd naked lad or lass

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    1. haha is it a thrill
      Or do they make you feel ill?

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  35. I love a view, so dramatic
    but my house is more like living in an attic
    so dark and dreary
    makes me teary
    I need a vacation right now
    A place with a view, and how!

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    1. A vacation would be grand
      Can see a new side of the land

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