Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Make A List So Nothing Is Missed!

Time to rip off Blabber and her lists. Has to be ten or her OCD will get pissed. Or she'll just make up some excuse why it wasn't ten. She is good at that at her den. Maybe it's all that shampoo. Anyway, now the top ten list of making top ten lists at my zoo.

1. Don't go on and on like some long con.
That means get to the point or it's bye bye readers from your joint.

2.  Make it easy to read there at your feed.
So don't whine and go all over the place. You'll get a sad face.

3. Off topic click bait words can get views but you won't make the news.
On a beauty blog name dropping Batman won't get you many a new fan.

4. Use the same number scheme and don't change mid stream.
One and 2 and C...See how confusing that could be?

5. Stay on task in the topic that you bask.
You may really love Batman still. But don't add him when talking about a happy pill.

6. Keep the same design or go clunk your head on a stop sign.
Changing color and set up every post will make readers want to give your weenie a roast.

7. Don't add filler, like a video of Thriller.
If you can't think of ten do a quick search at your den.

8. Don't copy and paste. That is just a time waste.
Plus called plagiarism I think, unless you're Shia or the missing link.

9. Don't be a drone at the sound of the tone.
If you are boring you may soon hear snoring.

10. Make sure your facts are right, as right as they can be in the daylight.
Don't just pull them from your ass. Although some of those can hold quite the mass.

11. Don't add an extra one. When done, be done.
Whoops! I failed that rule. Does Blabber's OCD think it cool?

There you are. Aren't I so great at my sand bar? You got a top ten list with eleven. That has to be some kind of heaven. Blabber may not think so. But the cat will let her hot air blow. Whoops, did I type that? I'm such a mean cat. The cat can take any sass. It is loved by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

81 comments:

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    1. Twice in a row
      Gives a nice flow!

      Hank

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    2. Hank's list

      1. Be Number one

      2. Don't Be Less than Number One

      3. See Above

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    3. That's funny, Adam. Cruel but funny. Here's my list:
      1. Be number one unless you're not.

      From... coast to coast!
      (Don't mean to boast)

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    4. And if you're not
      You turn pokadot

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  2. "Make A List So Nothing Is Missed!
    Stay organized in making a release
    Don't blabber
    Like no other
    Just stay cool and do not wave the fist

    Hank

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    1. Stay cool and carry on
      Easy as can be and not a con

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  3. Oh my goodness, goodness me
    Cat hit on a couple, maybe three
    Things that make me leave a post
    It ain't the mostest with the most
    If you think boring gets the prize
    Wear a moustache for disguise
    Lists always make me tear my hair
    Reposts send me to dispair
    Reading it once that's enough
    It's cheating writing on the cuff

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    1. haha yep, cheating as can be
      Reposting at one's sea
      Sitting there to bore
      Also makes me elsewhere explore

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  4. Only you could come up with a list of ways to make a list. LOL

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    1. lol the cat tries to be original at his sea
      Good of it to be noticed by thee

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  5. ELEVEN???? EL-EV-EN?!?!!? Cat, have I taught you nothing??? Hahahaha

    Bravo, cat!! A list to make lists and I agree with every single tip. I absolutely love it!!!! And I only did a list of 9 once, and it was a year ago...Lmao I still remember it. It was for the 9-month wedding marker. Haha

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    1. hahaha knew that would get you going
      With my eleven showing
      I remember the nine
      That was just not fine lol

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    2. Lol I do it once and the cat doesn't forget. Hahaha typical!

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    3. The cat remembers most all
      Here at our hall

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    4. Brave Cat! He truly is a copycat that knows how to reboot a good list.

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    5. Can reboot with ease
      And give all fleas

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  6. This one goes to eleven...
    And if adding Batman doesn't do the trick, try adding Thor.

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    1. Thor may get the beauty blog going
      With his showing

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    2. Oh yeah, Thor will get me to click. Batman, not so much.

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    3. Not the bat nipples of Batman 4
      They are quite the tour lol

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  7. Would it be hokey
    If I mention Loki?
    Oh dear, how do I not be boring?
    At least you won't need Ambien to start snoring!

    Don't be fools,
    Break ALL the rules!

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    1. Loki might scare
      Without a care
      Rules are for fools
      But some are needed to have the right tools

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  8. How to make a top ten list--give it eleven items!!!

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  9. Sounds like a great top ten reasons or actually eleven.

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    1. Messed it up with eleven
      But beats seven

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  10. Whatever the list may contain
    I find myself using more these days
    If I don't have one at the store
    I'll be back to it more than I can to admit, I'm afraid

    betty

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    1. Don't want to forget at your sea
      So a list is useful to thee

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  11. The repeat lists that are stolen from other site are always easy to spot

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  12. I am a list maker, so I won't forget what I must do.
    Now if only I could find that list, I'd do what's on it too.

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    1. haha have to find the list
      Or things could be missed

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  13. I have a list of my lists around here...I think.

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    1. Got a list for the list of the lists though
      Then you'd be in the know

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  14. Cat is quite the list maker. Nice job with this one, cat!

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  15. Good advice to be had Cat. I don't do the list thing, but it works well for Jax and is a good trademark for her blog. She's a nice lady with her own unique style.

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    1. Yeah, the cat avoids the list thing too
      Easier to just rhyme away as a nut at our zoo
      She has a good style
      With each list on file

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  16. An excellent list that every blogger should know and use. Am I a ten out of eleven...eleven out of twelve...?.

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  17. orlin N cassie...

    well, we flunked out at number two; knot eazee ta reed things at R zoo ♥♥♥

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    1. lol could be a bit hard
      Over at your side of the yard

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  18. Consistent numbering - fix, fix, fix
    That's one of my every workday tricks
    Got more than enough for a top 10 list?
    Using decimals will keep extras from being missed

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    1. haha that is true
      Can go all 1.1.11111.111 at your zoo

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  19. Those are actually good tips. Don't copy and paste and ri off others is a really good one. I've had that happen to me. I found one of my rat care articles on a pest control website, which was just odd.

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    1. That is kind of stupid indeed
      So many rip off idiots at each internet feed

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  20. You just made me realize I haven't done a top ten for a very long time. I need to get on that and remember the rules when I do.

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    1. haha gave a blog idea to your sea
      The cat can help out unintentionally

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  21. Making lists, I do with ease
    Getting thru lists, is not a breeze

    PS I finally posted Granny on my side bar
    That was on my list, and I finally got far
    Enough to share her middle finger
    And stuff.

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    1. Not a breeze
      Can't get through them like a sneeze
      Over and done quick
      Thanks for the sidebar pick

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    1. That it is indeed
      Don't want to confuse at may a feed

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  23. Blabber sure knows her stuff! I agree with everything on the list!

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  24. Be assertive in every list:
    if decided to go 10 - keep promise.
    But for bonus extra 1 -
    great surprise and fun!

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    1. haha surprise with ease
      Could give out fleas

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  25. I think your post's tips could apply to most kinds of writing, Pat! Well done under your sun!

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  26. Only Pat would give Top Ten and Eleven to take us to bloggie heaven. :-)

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    1. Have to break the rules a bit
      Can't stand by it

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  27. As I get older
    I have to make a list
    Otherwise my brain is foggy
    And gets lost in the mist

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    1. I'm still good
      Here at my hood
      No list needed
      Or seeded

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  28. Oh I'm guilty of adding another sometimes... be it in a conversation, on the phone, or in a blog post. ;)

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    1. Geez you do it a ton
      With your added run

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  29. It is indeed better to be the pissed off. LOL

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  30. I totally agree with your list!
    Really great blogging tips!
    Some people drive me crazy!
    I've dropped some people instead of always being hazy! ha.

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    1. haha a good way to be
      Some have also made me flee

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  31. You have given some good advice!
    Must keep everything nice.
    And then everyone will be happy as a clam...
    or at least I will say that I am!
    Smiles.

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  32. Love the top 10 even if they are eleven:)

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  33. I'm a list maker. But I reserve my list for things like groceries, what not to forget when I leave the house and worthwhile things like that.

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    1. That is a good way
      To remember day by day

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