Thursday, August 20, 2015

Round Thirty Seven Plops Out Of Search Engine Heaven!

So we interrupt the rip off chimes for another search engine find from mimes. I mean who else would type such long crap? The cat would want to take a nap.

i go up and never come down as i go higher wrinkles come on your face

A wrinkly face? Hmmm, are you looking at the right place?

cat in snow saying this snow is getting ridiculous

With that we agree. But summer, so no snow near me.

i am not sure. it seems to me, the bird remember the rhyme at all

A bird that can rhyme? The cat will eat it in its prime.

it's always better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

With that we agree, even had a song at our sea.

close the gates you must close the gates walk slowly

What gates would that be? You sound desperate at your sea.

does glitch rhyme with six

Not unless you are Blabber and trying to make things rhyme. You and her are such a crime.

boy railway current wire exident bokaro news

Hmm, that would end bad. Maybe more than a tad.

"furry art" "pee"

All three are nasty to me. Go somewhere else for your art of pee.

to pat the eyes

You want Pat's eyes? That may not be wise.

piss off 2014

Is it better to piss off in that year? Come, tell my rhyming rear.

jugs that jiggle a lot

Do they make things wiggle and wag? You found a cat, what a drag.

Fling pick in spring on a beach

I think such flings would stay hidden as they do other things so urges are ridden.

Special of the today at taco bell

Do I look like a rat dog? You lost in the fog?

My little head can't play

You are telling me this why? Get a blue pill from a Dr. guy.

And the winner of this bunch is sure out to lunch. Maybe literally I suppose. Could have been from his Taco Bell woes. He could not find that so he made due where he is at.

Munching on spotted dick and spooning

I don't even want to think of that. Even if just food, so nasty to the cat. Maybe the cat should just call them a wanker and they'll be on their way? Why would any type that at their bay? Beats the heck out of me. I guess they wanted their spotted dick to fly free. So ends another search engine pass of those who find my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

93 comments:

  1. Spotted dick is very tasty
    The British pudding, I mean
    The other variety not so appealing
    Be careful where you have been

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    1. Morning Suza
      Yes grand Thursday!

      Hank

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    2. A minute after me
      Lurking at my sea

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  3. Lots of pee pee at your sea.
    Wackos can't let the pecker be.

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    1. They need to give it a yank
      All the way to the bank?

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  4. Lmao cat...glitch and six almost rhyme!! Hmph. I don't understand why people google these crazy things that make zero sense, and then they stumble on you. Hehe

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    1. haha I guess crazy brings in the crazy at my sea
      And leave it to you to think they almost go on a rhyming spree

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  5. What!? LOOOOL I wonder if I want to know what kind of people are looking for such things on the internet!? Maybe not. ;)

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    1. Yeah, I don't think we want to know
      Although would make for an interesting show

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  6. Even a little snow is ridiculous to me. There's always more that follows. ;)

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    1. Ugg to the snow
      But you have no more of that though

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    2. and a big woot for it too, Wooooooooooooot!!!! :)

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    3. hmph to you
      We'll still get tons at our zoo

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  7. As rat dogs come and rat dogs go
    "You dirty rat" is far below
    James Cagney actually coined the phrase
    It happened in the olden days
    What if the dog is lost in the fog
    Or maybe barking in a cranberry bog?
    August is known as days for the dogs
    Why not enjoy the early morning fogs?

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    1. So dogs like the heat
      Thinking August is neat
      The dog days of summer
      Heat not a bummer
      Or maybe going in heat
      That can be a treat

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    2. We are not fans of snow here in the South. We do pee a lot though!

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    3. Snow is never good
      Here at our hood

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  8. How on earth do those searches land on your page?!

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  9. I will bet 'jugs that jiggle a lot' is searched quite a bit on google!

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    1. That would be a safe bet
      They must be disappointed when they find this pet

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  10. Gah! That last one was hideous.

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    1. Not a fan of spotted dick?
      Can't go give it a umm lick?

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  11. Does glitch
    Rhyme with six?
    Of course it would itch
    If you put a flee in the mix
    Yelling at a high pitch
    Calling me a bitch
    Watching rebooted flicks
    About some snitch
    See it rhymes just fine
    If you drink heaploads of wine

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    1. And go crossed eyed
      Not looking at it real wide
      Or you are Jax
      And let the rhymes relax

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  12. Glad I read the winner from this round
    lost my appetite for the day
    that could be a good thing
    the next time I decide to weigh

    betty

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    1. haha hey, the cat helping all
      With weight loss at his hall

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  13. I can testify that it is much better to be pissed off than pissed on. My dog was pretty insistent that he wanted out. Still I kept playing a video game sitting on the floor. Well I will be damned if he didn't raise a leg and piss right on me! True story.

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    1. hahahaha that will teach you to let him out
      After an eww scream and shout

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  14. I can testify that it is much better to be pissed off than pissed on. My dog was pretty insistent that he wanted out. Still I kept playing a video game sitting on the floor. Well I will be damned if he didn't raise a leg and piss right on me! True story.

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  15. I am not sure how anyone can eat anything called spotted dick. No matter how tasty it claims to be.

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    1. Yeah, not for me
      Just sounds so nasty as can be

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  16. "boy railway current wire exident bokaro news" I think that one refers to the terrorist attack on a railway line in Bokaro India last year. And as the terrorists were Maoist, that explains how the search brought people here. We all know you are really Meow Tse Tung, hiding in exile in Canada.

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    1. Damn, I've been outed at my sea
      Now I have to go and flee
      Need a no extradition country now
      Panama here I come with my meow

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    2. You could join Snowden in Russia-they don't extradite either. And as you're used to cold weather now, Siberia would be a walk in the park :0)

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    3. Pffft no way that will happen at all
      Take warm over cold any day at my hall

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  17. I sure don't want to know what kind of people are searching for that lovely stuff. Yikes. I will stick to my nice cats. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. haha the better way to be
      As yeah, can be scary to see

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  18. My dog creates a lot of furry art pee.

    That last one has me scratching my head!

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    1. Yeah head scratch worthy indeed
      Such art can easily take seed

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  19. This one threw me off with the different style! Also...Furry Art Pee? *shudder* I'm good.

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    1. haha just the nuts the search out my blog
      Or google searches that find me in a fog

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  20. I don't get anything like that at my blog and I look all the time.

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    1. haha need to go crazy at your sea
      Seems to work for me

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  21. Lol it's always better to be pissed off than pissed on :)

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    1. That it is indeed
      At every single feed

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  22. Interesting what goes on online, and wonder how those searches even come about.

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    1. Yeah, the nuts sure do search
      From their little perch

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  23. spotted dick, those brits.

    Be careful with the brits, they will knock you up in the morning.

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    1. Damn, have to watch the wankers
      Them and the bankers

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  24. The Staff can't understand some weird things people search for on the Internet! But your blog is very eclectic to be the repository of all those hits!!

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    1. Yeah, goes around and around
      as much is sure found

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  25. orlin N casie...

    soon az we stop laffin ....we will commint....
    ☺☺☺☺☺

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    1. lol will that be a while
      As the search engine nuts stretch a mile

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  26. Do faux-Mexican restaurants like Taco Bells have daily specials?

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    1. Would there be anything special about it?
      A lot of it is just umm spit

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  27. Always amazing to see what happens online and what people search!
    ~Jess

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  28. Spotted dick
    Is just a trick
    To fill you with raisins and suet;
    Just the thought makes me want to spew it!

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  29. A whammy winter we'll get, they say
    Could be LOTS of snow on the way
    I haven't checked my search terms in a while
    I wonder if there's a great big pile

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    1. Ugg to lots of snow
      Had that last year at our show

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  30. I'm in agreement with the better to be PO'd then P'd On:)
    Have a good one;)

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    1. A good one in which to agree
      The later of it is nasty as can be

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  31. jiggling jugs?
    now wipe that smile off your mug! lol

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    1. lol it gave me a smile
      But only for a little while

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  32. Really weird ones ~ But I find the comments to be no. 1 at your post to be more entertaining ~ Have a good Friday ~

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    1. haha yeah many get in
      Trying for the win

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  33. Ha ha, I agree it is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. Smiles. Of my three dogs, the only one who has ever pissed ON me is the boy. Go figure! Girl dogs seem to have better manners, but the boy dog is most lovable. Smles.

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    1. haha yeah the guy dogs piss on people more
      Seen it at my shore

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  34. Well, I'm a little offended that Jugs That Jiggle A Lot landed them here on your blog rather than mine. I guess you got the better set of boobies out of the two of us. Hmph!

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    1. lol the cat shows them off more
      Maybe at our shore

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  35. You're in rare form today, Pat! Ha ha ha.

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    1. haha what comes to be
      Here at my sea

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  36. I think I saw the spotted dick in a museum of modern art once. Probably went along with the pee.

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    1. Blah to that
      Who'd want to see that where they are at

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  37. Strange how you get such crazy searches. You must write some weird stuff for them to be looking for spotted dicks

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    1. I made fun of spotted dick
      So they find me some slick

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