Friday, August 21, 2015

To The Mutts With No Nuts!

The cat has to give it up to mutts today. Not that he wants to at his bay. But when ripping off Mary, who has three, the cat has to give the butt sniffers a go at his sea.

You may recall she is bendy.
I guess the sniffing is trendy.
It has caught on far and wide.
In her acts, Mary can take pride.

The butt for scent.
Time well spent?
Maybe for some,
With a nose up a bum.

But a leg humping too?
That just won't do.
You have no nuts.
Such crazy mutts.

No nut mutts sniff butts.
That's some kind of ruts.
Say it three times fast.
Think it's a blast?

Blast of something I suppose,
That may perk up a nose.
Can't even jump.
But they leg hump.
See? Can't even get up there.
 The cat can do it with time to spare.
But they just sit and look.
Such needy creatures at every nook.

And they come smaller than a cat.
A fluffy hairball cat at that.
 That's what I call lunch.
But they'd make a rather loud crunch.

 Plus they fear a cat.
Just watching Cassie do that.
Ready to run away,
Should Cassie make him pay.

 And they need to fight as a pair.
 Pffft, I'll just yank the big ones hair.
That will sure make him run.
Then lunch can be well done.

 One good thing though,
About the canine foe,
They are well versed in playing dead.
 But I'll still whack them on the head.

Hmm, was that a rip off or a poke at the mutt? Bah, whatever works we say at our hut. Mary got to show her bendy skills once more. Geez, teaching dogs everywhere how to sniff butts at her shore. That is just crass. But they can sniff my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Good Morning Suza - quiet here this morning.

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    2. Suza is number one
      But I'll be back at 7... such fun!

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    3. Hi Truedessa, Hi Blue... Yes, just biding my time until Blue overthrows once again... or Hank!

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    4. Blue or Hank
      Going for the #1 rank

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    5. When Blue's is town
      You know who's gonna be the number one clown

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    6. The ghost
      From coast to coast?

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  2. Love those pups
    Even though I'm a kitty gal
    Anything that's cute and furry
    Can be a special pal

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    1. Yeah, can be fun indeed
      No matter the pal that takes seed

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  3. haha - one has to enjoy the mutts
    there at some other huts..
    this will bring some smiles
    and smiles go miles...

    have a good day there at your bay..

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  4. Dogs can be lots of fun. Lots of work also.

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  5. My yellow lab doesn't hump legs or sniff butts, but she does like to sniff crotches from the front. Maybe she's a lesbian?

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    1. haha maybe she is so
      Sniffing as she goes to and fro

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  6. When our cats see a dog they run away as fast as they can LOL There would be no butt sniffing at all ;)
    Have a great weekend, Pat!

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    1. haha running away
      Also a good thing at ones bay

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  7. I almost adopted a kitten I saved but my dog is a Jack Russell and she's sweet but too more energy and she scared off a cat she used to be friends until she grew from puppy to dog and started to playfight. Cat jumped over the fence and never came back. I gave the kitten to the local shelter the day after I found it.

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    1. The cat sure wasn't happy with her
      Yeah, some dogs are great but too much energy to make cats purr

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  8. Okay this was pretty cute. I am a dog person over here but I am glad the cat at least gave the dogs some credence!

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    1. The cat gave them a bit
      Even if they eat umm shit

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  9. "To The Mutts With No Nuts!
    They sniff things besides butts
    Jump over heads
    Or they play dead
    If they purr it won't be a hazard

    Hank

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    1. The sniff much
      And always ready to reach out and touch

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  10. I have mutts
    Sans nuts;
    Some went to the vet and lost them that day -
    Others were, well, 'Born That Way'.
    Yup, I'm the blogga
    Who worked in the Gaga!

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    1. haha gave them a snip
      Now all they can do is sniff from the hip

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  11. I have a girl dog--no leg humping, but she does sniff other dogs' butts. And they sniff hers. I don't get that!

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    1. haha the butt sniffing is sure their thing
      Maybe they're all looking for a fling

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  12. Dogs say "hello" when they meet
    They just sniff butts, tis quite a feat
    They do a little dance, round and round
    They're happy to be free, not in a pound

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    1. Happy as can be
      Being free and able to pee on a tree

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  13. Those are very cute dogs! But we all know cats rule and...

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    1. Cats rule the roost
      Even if dogs have the energy boost

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  14. Love the pics. I wish I could have a cat. Unfortunately several family members have severe allergies. *sigh*

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    1. That is a pain indeed
      Allergies need to be cured at every feed

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  15. Dogs are great. All the cats here just loved our dog Ande when she was here. Some dogs are just great. All depends on how they are treated.

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    1. Yeah, it depends on they are treated indeed
      Although some have waaaay too much energy for cats at many a feed

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  16. Nice to see the pictures of the mutts
    adds a little variety rather than the cats
    always good to take care of their balls
    even though they might like it after the fact

    betty

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    1. Yeah, need the snip snip
      After the little vet trip

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  17. Dogs are good friends, they're loyal and true.
    And most of them will do anything for you.

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    1. That they surely will
      Sure can fit the bill

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  18. Aww the little weiner pooch is so stinking adorable! He makes me miss my Reggie and Pip. I'm on team puppies...sorry, cat!!

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    1. Pfffft to you
      Can't rhyme, go to 9 and mutts at your zoo
      The cat disowned you
      Haven't got a clue lol

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  19. Cats rule the day at my bay!
    However, I do know some very adorable mutts too!

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    1. Yeah cats rule in the end
      As dogs try and amend the trend

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  20. I like both, although, I personally own no dogs, but am being shared by five cats. :-D

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    1. Five cats rule your roost
      Each with their own energy boost

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  21. That was fun! I'm a huge animal person with a preference towards dogs...so really got a kick out of this one.

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    1. Both are grand in my land
      But cats win out at the moment with their litter sand

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  22. I have a dog and he's my best friend!

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  23. Everybody is snip snip
    Making you flp flip

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    1. Flip nothing at all
      Doesn't work at ones hall

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  24. orlin N cassie

    well dont tell de dawgs that bee long two mary we said thiz.... but they iz prettee awesum..... they bee way kewl....az dawgs go !! ☺

    heerz two an aeneus corydoras kinda week oh end ~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. haha as cool as dogs can be
      From far away at ones sea

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  25. Arf Pat in the Hatt
    And your rhyming cat
    Us dogs hump a curtain
    That's for certain
    We hump your leg
    Make you beg
    To have us stop
    After a bit of a slop
    Cats just sit
    And shit

    Pawsitive wishes and smelly fishes,

    Penny!

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    1. Cats provide
      Dogs smile wide
      For upon view of it
      They eat the shit

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  26. I did sniff a mut butt once. I will stick to window whiffies from now on!

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    1. haha a better way to be
      Their smell can be scary

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  27. Looks like a family reunion there
    with all the dogs at one lair!

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    1. Could be 3-4 dogs at a time
      And 18 cats in their prime

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  28. We've had cats and dogs,
    Turtles and frogs.
    Hamster, gerbils,and birds;
    Hermit crabs, rabbits, and tropical fish,
    All sorts of critters, just as we wish.
    But now two cats are ruling our roost,
    And if a dog came around, they'd give him the boot..

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    1. haha the mutt wouldn't survive
      Or get out alive?

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  29. LOL, this made me laugh! I guess my dogs DO sniff butts but only each other's butts. I know some big dogs sniff human butts, but mine are not interested. Perhaps because they are so small that they cannot reach to sniff human butts. Smiles. Ha, and they don't do leg humping either. Whew. They ARE smaller than a cat though. And I think my dogs are cuter than any of those you have featured here. Smiles!! Or should I say Arf, Arf.

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    1. haha good no leg humping comes due
      Yeah, small and can't reach a person's butt at your zoo
      That is probably why
      as mutts sure pile high

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  30. My dogs have no nuts either. Nor do they leg hump. We'd put a stop to that shit read quick if it ever started over here.

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    1. Good way to be
      Can't let it go on at ones sea

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  31. So lovely that you gave the mutts some attention!
    I love the girls more than the boy mutts, less sniffing, pissing, and howling.
    Sweeter and better tempered, at least at my shore!

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    1. haha that was true here too
      Until mom got one female who is nuts at her zoo

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  32. Oh boy, this reminds me of a hampster I once had. I'll leave you hanging with that, haha!

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    1. haha a hamster you say
      Did it hump your leg all day?

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  33. Dogs can help a blind man see
    They can sniff out dope over a terminal three.
    When my dog would see me cry,
    she would come over and lick my tears dry.
    I miss my Katie every day
    she was my black lab darling, who I must say,
    also smelled butts too.
    I just think of that song "Getting to know you"
    (from The King and I)

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    1. haha well the song works
      Guess butt sniffing has its perks

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  34. I hate but sniffing dogs. Especially big dogs to kind a give you a goose while they're trying to sniff your butt

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    1. they come right in
      For a whiff and win

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