Thursday, August 27, 2015

You May Get Bitter With All The Litter!

The cat was going to rip off those tabbies of trout towne with litter. But my OCD got rather bitter. I could not take pictures of the clumped pee. Instead I'll give them something they like more today at my sea.


 Birds are here,
Birds are there.
Birds are near.
I bet they swear.

A penguin for luck.
A hawk or two.
A big billed duck.
Birds now haunt you.

They come for your dinner.
They crap on your head.
Like some lottery spinner,
Don't know which bird will be in your bed.

Oh, that could be taken wrong.
That could be gutter.
But we'll sing our song.
You can spit and sputter.

Sing like a bird.
Sing like a canary.
Forget the windshield turd,
That's just contrary.

And if you sing,
You could be a rat.
Doesn't have a nice ring,
What's up with that?

A bird in a tree,
A bird on the lawn.
Birds come for free,
From dusk to dawn.

Or maybe dawn to dusk.
That beats me.
The scent of musk,
They don't let fly free.

Birds can chirp.
Birds can sing.
Humans like to burp,
Summer through to spring.

Birds of a feather.
Two birds with one stone.
Do they still flock together,
When one bird is alone?

Birds are everywhere. They are at every lair. I guess everywhere covered that. Like birds at your welcome mat? The tabbies whine about the birds and their turds. I guess they like fish in their dish. Betsy has birds a plenty come to pass. All we get is birds in the vent bothering my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

95 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Where's the party at?
    Did you know X-mas is on its way to you?
    Will I get a blue suede shoe?

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  2. Two birds with one stone and a slingshot! Now that would be dangerous...

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    1. Yeah, birds and everyone around
      Better run and not be found

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    1. (ignore the appostrophe, please. :-P)

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    2. That many sure do
      Except the prissy ones at some zoo

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  4. You missed the part that they peck out your eyeballs!!!!! I'm scared of birds. Lol

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    1. lol riiight, that won't happen one bit
      On you though they may umm shit

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    2. Didn't you see the movie Birds? Madre said it's a true story.

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    3. haha they smacked into houses not people at each sea
      Hitchcock upped the anty

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  5. Write it down, 'On this date
    Pat and the cat's post showed up late.'
    They can blame it on birds if they want to,
    But I know they were goofing off at their zoo!

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    1. On time at my sea
      Must be google screwing with thee

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  6. What's the bird I hate the most
    Here's wishing they could all be toast
    Four and twenty of em baked in a pie
    No longer would they haunt my sky

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    1. lol don't want them overhead?
      Puss doesn't make them dead

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  7. And my cat loves birds, our parrot is his "brother"!
    The parrot can also "meows" :))

    ઇઉ Ell@

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    1. haha that sure must be fun
      Meowing at each other for a run

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  8. A bird is a pet,
    A bird lives in nest!

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  9. They can be a bit messy
    but I like to watch the birds
    that come to feed
    they don't leave many a turd

    betty

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  10. I've had pet birds. It is pretty interesting their relationships with the cats. One cat of mine was convalescing from surgery and he had to stay in the house when I was at work. He laid by the bird cage with his friend.

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    1. I've seen some that are great with cats indeed
      Both happy as can be together at their feed

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  11. Birds can be messy but parrots are fun pets.

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  12. "You May Get Bitter With All The Litter!"
    One can have lots of fun with birds galore
    Of different kinds
    Quite Easy to find
    Instead of barks and purr chirping is better

    Hank

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    1. Chirping all the day long
      Singing a merry song

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  13. Funny how penguin babies look nothing like how they grow up to be

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    1. Yeah, change away
      As they grow at their bay

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  14. De tabbies has become one of my favourite blogs, never fails to give me big laugh.. I'm not surprised you didn't do a spoof on the litter art. I bet it's not your OCD though. I bet it's because Cassies litter art is better than yours. She could do the Mona Lisa :0)

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    1. lol you caught the cat
      We can't have Cassie having better art scat

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  15. orlin N cassie....
    R internetz thiz week haz been like a lite switch...off...on...off...on....out.....sew we said we shuld stop bye two say Hi while de spazzed thing iz still....ON~~~~~~be jezuz...by de grace oh cod...we wish rite now it waz OFF
    sinz now theeze bass terd burdz will be in R mindz eye de live long dam day
    N itz like havin a nite mare in broad day lite.....faaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    pee ezz....thanx for de shout out guys, de poem DID rock!!!

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    1. haha the internet let you on to see
      The birds hanging from a tree
      Ugg to it being dumb though
      At that at our show

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  16. A red-breasted robin is the best
    Or just a Robyn with no red breast.

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    1. Oh where that can go
      Breasts in a row

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  17. I feed the birds in my yard, have started to name them, and consider them mine. I think there's something wrong with me...

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    1. lol a bird hoarder are you
      There at your zoo

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  18. I used to feed the birds and was amazed at the flocks that showed up. It kind of freaked me out. Then they used my car as their personal bathroom and I quit feeding them. HA HA.

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    1. haha that they seem to like to do
      Always hits the car with their poo

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  19. I used to feed the birds and was amazed at the flocks that showed up. It kind of freaked me out. Then they used my car as their personal bathroom and I quit feeding them. HA HA.

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  20. This kind of made me think of Dr. Seuss.

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    1. Been there
      Plenty of times at my lair

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  21. That was very brave of you to talk so very much about burds with the Trout Tabbies around. Too funny. Better watch your back. Have a great day.

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    1. haha will they attack me?
      I'll be ready to flee

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  22. Song birds on my porch I like to feed
    But neighborhood cats are full of greed
    With stealth they wait hidden from view
    Then munch they do at my musical zoo

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    1. Cats ready to pounce
      But they may leave you an ounce

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  23. Birds are the only wildlife I see when I go outside. Most people have squirrels, chipmunks and some have deer and bears...me, I jut see birds.

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  24. Birds are all over the place here from pigeons to gulls to pretty cardinals ~ The last one I like very much ~

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    1. Yeah the first two can annoy
      But the last can bring joy

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  25. I sometimes sing when I'm i the litter!

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    1. haha a good tune
      To carry at the litter dune

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  26. I'm with Cascia. I love watching them too.
    EC has the best birds ever.

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    1. Best birds you say
      So many on display?

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  27. We love birds and have 2 bird baths and we feed them in the winter. Our cats are purely indoors and they just watch and salivate but that is all they get. Funny thing, when I was a kid, there was a famous crow in a nearby town that would taunt the kids in a school yard by cursing at them with the foulest language. I read it in the newspaper and we were all laughing. The cops tried to catch the bird but he was too smart and cursed at the cops also:) Oh he was never caught!

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    1. hahaha that would surely be funny to see
      Crow outsmarts cops and swears with glee

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  28. Bitter for the litter is better than a quitter.
    By the way, I love the birds
    Call me...I'll be your sitter.

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    1. A sitter that ain't bitter
      Sounds like a fitter

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  29. Oh, dear, Pat. Have you gone on that Alfred Hitchcock binge again? Stay away from The Birds, remember that.

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    1. They will kill us all
      Here at our hall

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  30. Birds in the trees and in a cage
    Birds here are almost a rage!
    Not as big as the kitty page
    Nothing can compete with that brigade

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    1. got your books and I will read...
      send them back with great speed.
      ha.

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    2. haha the cats take the hill
      No one can beat their brigade at your mill

      And thanks too
      For the view

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  31. a friend of mine told me about her trying to eat some icecream and got attacked by a seagull who wanted that icecream - so probably it was not chocolate but fish flavored icecream - ha

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    1. lol that seagull wanted to the fish
      Doing whatever it would wish

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  32. Jason gets pissed when I feed the birds because he has this little thing about not liking the bird poop. He did let me put up a hummingbird feeder though, so I guess they have special poop that he doesn't mind?

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    1. They go so fast you can't seem them crap
      Until they've left it for some chap

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    1. They are smart
      But can be mean at heart

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  34. Birds are up and birds are down
    birds make me happy or sometimes frown
    birds fly fast and birds fly slow
    birds have gps to show them where to go!

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    1. They have it built in
      Always taking life for a spin

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  35. Bird season, no doubt. I go to the park and the pigeons always seem to gather close b expecting to be fed. Sheesh.

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    1. Yep, they all want to be fed
      Like if not, they'll all drop dead

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  36. Tabbies of Trout Towne
    Will have a fit
    With those bass terd burds
    Taking a sh**

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  37. I have a porch swing out in my back yard that the birds think is their private pooping ground.

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