Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Don't Be Lazy Instead Turn Up The Crazy!

Another tune got stuck in Pat's head and so we have another we needed to put to bed. This one isn't as long as our Whose Hairball Is It Anyway. Those take forever at our bay.


Rough day, slow night.
Not an end to it in sight.
Long year, short life,
Carved out with a dull knife.

The days are blending in and it looks like this is it.
I hope you don't just bow down and submit.

Turn up the crazy,
Drop the worry, drop the fear
Turn up the crazy,
Drop your baggage, shake your rear.
Turn up the crazy,
Drop the blues, shift the gear.

Stop sign, no way.
Nothings going to make you stay.
Rolled eyes, loose lips,
By those still following scripts.

Walking a new beat you finally hear your tune.
To their glares you are now immune.

Turn up the crazy,
Dance around with a spoon.
Turn up the crazy,
Howl at the moon
Turn up the crazy,
Shedding the constricting cocoon.

Great day, long night,
Not an end to it in sight.
Short year, full life,
Carved out with a sharp knife.

The days are speeding by and always bring something new.
All because you spread your wings and flew.

Turn up the crazy,
Who cares if they don't agree.
Turn up the crazy,
Find the joy, forget the decree.
Turn up the crazy,
Be the you you want to be.

Turn up the crazy,
Drop the worry, drop the fear
Turn up the crazy,
Drop your baggage, shake your rear.
Turn up the crazy,
And look, a new life is here.

Ready to turn up the crazy at your sea? Are you already as crazy as me? That might be bad. You could get thrown in a rubber room pad. Hey, at least it's free rent. Although they may try and get you to repent. Can't have that. Turn up the crazy with the cat. Go and sing with a singing bass. That will make you crazy like my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

97 comments:

  1. Well, it's one for the money, two for the show,
    Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
    But don't you step on my blue suede shoe
    You can do anything but lay off of my Blue suede shoe
    Sing along, Cat, it's Wednesday at the Kitty Bay
    Such a fun day!
    Ready to play?

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    1. Already have a song
      So the cat let's you sing along

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    3. Hello Dixie Baby!
      The Cat likes to sing
      It's his thing

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    4. It'd better not be blue
      The shoe, not the kangaroo

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  2. I'm always ready to turn up the crazy
    Even when some days are hazy
    Sniffing a Daisy

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    1. Sniff and get a whiff
      And don't be a stiff

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  3. I'm not lazy
    But definitely crazy.
    How the heck am I not # 1????
    My clock says 6:11 a.m.
    Where the hell are Pat and Cat - time zone. Geez, I tried.

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    1. Got in close today
      But Blue had his way
      Snuck on in
      For the win

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    2. Well, 6:11 is eleven minutes too late
      I was early at the Kitty Gate

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    3. 11 minutes too slow
      Don't you know

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    4. Late or slow
      Think or know
      Eat or drink
      Smell or stink
      When you're on the brink
      Or the point of getting there
      Where?
      With or without hair?
      With a goat or a boat?
      With a fox in a box?
      Wearing nothing but socks?
      Will you be one today
      At the Kitty Cat Bay?

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    5. Smell or stink
      Could be the same at any rink, I think

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  4. If I'm dancing with a spoon, yeah, someone commit me...

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  5. I am not lazy but very... crazy, if they make me mad! :)))
    Ouch!!! LOL

    ઇઉ Ell@

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    1. lol a little crazy when mad
      Might turn out rad

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  6. A little crazy never hurts anything. At least usually.

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  7. I can honestly say I have the crazy cranked up 24/7. It makes life bearable and more fun. Loved this post! ♥

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  8. I can honestly say I have the crazy cranked up 24/7. It makes life bearable and more fun. Loved this post! ♥

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  9. Go Cat go
    Two for the show
    Let's dance with a spoon
    Act like a baffoon
    Wiggle to the left, wiiggle to the right
    Don't quit danc'n till the moon is out of sight

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    1. Go Cat go!
      Tell him at his show :)

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    2. Then the cat would need a nap
      After taking the final lap

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    3. Dreaming about riches untold
      As you put your life on hold

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    4. On hold you say
      Not much one can move on without pay

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  10. "Don't Be Lazy Instead Turn Up The Crazy!"
    Blend with the crowd and avoid being loony
    Whistle a lovely tune
    Look up at the moon
    Avoid the lunatics pursue your own destiny

    Hank

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  11. Catchy tune, can see if I listened to it a lot
    it would be continually in my head
    yes I like a little bit of crazy
    but not too much otherwise I would dread

    betty

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    1. A little bit still works
      Stuck in one's head has little perks

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  12. Well heck, we're ready, we will turn up the crazy!

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    1. Turn it up and rave all day
      There at your bay

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  13. Being crazy is a lot more fun
    Than being the only sane one.
    Besides, who defines crazy?
    Isn't it kind of hazy?

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    1. Yeah, hazy are the lines
      For humans and felines

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  14. I certainly turned up enough crazy for a lifetime. Lol lol but, you're right. A long life means nothing if it's empty. Fill it on up!

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    1. Fill it up with crazy indeed
      And wow, you said I was right at my feed

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  15. Haha - I am always ready to turn up the crazy
    and you know I'm not lazy...turn up the crazy
    Dance with a spoon howl at the moon..why not?
    twirling me around I'll go for a spin...
    turn up the crazy is that a sin...

    This was very enjoyable cat...so much fun at your mat...

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    1. Glad it was grand
      Turn up the band
      Let crazy run free
      A way to be

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  16. Wooooohoooooo, let's get crazy! (I'm in a good mood today). But you shouldn't ever run a stop sign, Pat!

    Also, I'm a little bummed that wasn't a true video of the cat, I was all excited, ha.

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    1. lol he was tucked away
      When I did the video that day
      Yeah, got busted for the stop sign thing
      Years ago at my wing

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  17. That was fun. I'm not anyone is quite the same crazy as you. You're in a class all of your own and I mean that in the kindest way.

    Susan Says

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  18. Anything to deal with the ups and downs....be crazy and keep your sense of humor, I say! And no, not as crazy as you...it that even possible? haha.

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    1. haha I'm sure some are crazier than me
      There are still patients at the loony bin you see

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  19. Reminds me of a bad Elvis song!

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  20. A song with a powerful message!
    "Long year, short life,
    Carved out with a dull knife."
    I certainly don't want to live like that!
    Have a good one, Pat!

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  21. Since when has crazy been a bad thing? Lola, let's dance a jig to the ear worm of choice.

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    1. Only bad
      If one ends up in the looney pad

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  22. All right, this is my new theme song. I got all the crazy at Chez Quinn. Loved that song!!

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    1. Crazy seems to work for all
      Here at my hall

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  23. orlin N cassie

    we wood just like two ...heer de song....peer ee ud .......peace oh crap werk pee cee ~~~
    ♥♥♥

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  24. I always turn up the crazy just as the humans want to go to bed! It works for me!! ;)

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    1. haha a good plan
      Even if humans aren't a fan

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  25. Could be my families theme song. That picture of the cat is hilarious.

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    1. Yeah, turned out great
      As he looks filled with hate

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  26. OMG, I love it! Is that you singing?

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    1. haha no
      If it was me you'd run away fast not slow

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  27. And so what is wrong with being crazy. Have to be crazy to deal with all these cats etc. That really is a great header. Time does speed by. Have a great evening Pat.

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    1. Yep, times flies by
      And being crazy works for this guy

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  28. Been away
    More than a day
    Now back to the grind
    No peace of mind
    Traffic on the way home
    Is in the crazy zone
    Please get me outta here
    Before I hit the looney gear

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    1. lol don't go postal
      After being back fro some place coastal

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  29. lol- sometimes crazy is good. :)
    ~Jess

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  30. I dig this. Crazy makes life more interesting, definitely! The cat gives good advice at last ;)

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    1. The cat has some
      Coming out is rhyming bum

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  31. My crazy starts next month. You know, Halloween and all that just brings it out of me ;)

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    1. haha the halloween nazi comes out
      With plenty about

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  32. Crazy doesn't even touch it. But you made me smile.

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  33. My crazy
    Is often on high
    If it's kept too low
    I can't get by

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  34. Turn up the crazy is what a lot of people said at the GOP debate last night

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    1. lol heard it was nuts
      Talking out their butts

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  35. I'm so crazy
    my eyeballs are hazy
    and I'm feeling lazy
    because life is crazy!

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