Tuesday, September 29, 2015

From Good To Misunderstood!

So the cat has done it a time or two when hopping from zoo to zoo. I've hit the wrong button and hit post, leaving awkward spelled comments at a coast. Hey, I blame the typing with one hand. That is a good excuse in my land. But it can take a good comment and make it crappy. Can even make it rather sappy.

Haha that was funny.
Can be turned on it's head.
Mama that was runny.
The runs? Oh the dread.

Mind over matter.
Can go another way.
Hind over batter.
Don't want to know at my bay.

That was a great post.
R must have visited you.
That was a great lost.
Creating an eye rhyme at your zoo.

Eyebrows need a waxing.
Yeah, who would say that?
Trebrows beed a saxing.
Hmm, just confuses the cat.

The cat agrees.
Easy enough.
The fat agrees.
Might make things rough.

What a great pic.
You know where I'm going.
What a great dic.
I hope that's not showing.

Can you help out?
A simple question indeed.
Can you yelp out?
Might hurt the ears at your feed.

What an ass.
That has such class.
What a mass.
Now you're getting crass.

Congrats on the book.
Some sure say that.
Congats on the nook.
Not a way to chew the fat.

That was fun indeed.
The last word I use a lot.
That was a fun deed.
Could screw with the plot,.

Ever made any of those? Sunk to any other lows? Maybe the cat should re-read comments before posting at each sea. Bah, you get what I mean to thee. If I ever call for mama though, shoot me at my show. Now I'm done with typo class and off I go with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

85 comments:

  1. Kitty... Catty
    Foxy... batty
    Dicky... ducky
    Never lucky
    Ditched in the sea...
    How could this be?
    When you're gone
    You're Scooby um... done?
    Like a fox
    In a box?
    Like mice
    On ice?
    Say it ain't so
    At the Kitty Cat show
    Hey, it's Tuesday
    Such a fun day

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    1. Got you all going
      With the casket showing
      Back to the sea
      Floating away with glee
      Can there be glee
      When dead at one's sea
      I guess we shall see
      What comes to be

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    2. haha got my ego boost for the day
      As R had his say

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  2. Typing with one paw, you say?
    How could that be at your bay?
    I mess up all the time
    Still beats a bucket of slime

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    1. I am laughing so hard about "R must have visited you". R will at least tell you "great post". That should pump you up when you mess up.

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    2. That it should
      In my neighborhood!

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    3. One hand for years
      Easy to shift gears

      haha was hard not to use
      As R can amuse

      Like a boat
      With a goat

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  3. 'Congrats on the book' and 'congrats on the nook' could be the same time if you read on your Nook. If you put an 'ie' on the end, then there's a whole new conversation. Or if you do the 'ie' on the end and then change the 'N' to a 'C' you're really far out, but grab some milk to enjoy with your Cookie. :) Really, I should get off of the computer, hahahaha

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    1. hahaha look at you go
      There at your show
      So after some umm nookie
      You like a milk and cookie?
      Stepped into that
      Had to be used by the cat

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    2. Oh look, that was supposed to say 'thing' not 'time.' What an appropriate post to place a typo. And it wasn't even intentional. :)

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    3. haha proved my point
      Here at my joint

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  4. Ugh yeah I hate how I only ever notice the error after I've hit publish. :-(

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    1. Yep, seems to be the way
      At many a comment bay

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  5. I hope I never type what a great dic....

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  6. Autocorrect on the iPad is a huge pain in the ass.

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    1. That can screw things
      As new words it brings

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  7. good one pat :)

    I just don't know how you bake a new one,
    everyday just for fun,

    Poets can think..cant they?
    it's a nice way
    to let the feelings out
    without any pout!

    /Haha! ;)

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    1. I'm done until almost June
      With each rhyming tune
      Easy to do every day
      When you are that far ahead at your bay lol

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    2. you have got a gift dude,
      and will rhyme it with Hey Jude!
      LOL

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    3. lol hey, it works out
      With a rhmye about

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  8. Lmao stupid auto correct does this to me ALL the time. I swear it makes everything worse. Did I ever tell you about the time Biff accidentally texted me "Please excuse my side boob" all thanks to autocorect. Hahaha

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    1. I do recall hearing that one
      Autocorrect sure can make for some fun lol

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  9. People can be quite forgiving
    Everyone just goes on living
    Make a boo-boo that's OK
    Doesn't mean we dock the pay
    Gaffes we've made em that's the truth
    Doesn't mean we are uncouth

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    1. Dock the pay?
      You get paid at your bay?
      Hmph, the cat needs to get in the know
      So his money tree can grow

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  10. Life is good
    in the hood
    when we're not
    misunderstood!

    'what a great pic'
    you don't look sick
    or like a hick
    with your walking stick!

    Congrats on the book
    but did you take a look
    not much time was took
    did you buy it for your nook?

    What an ass
    can't let that pass
    speaking of gas
    what a classy lass!

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    1. haha you can go on a run
      With lots of fun
      A classy lass
      With classy gas
      That is new
      From zoo to zoo

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  11. "From Good To Misunderstood!"
    Comments may be misconstrued
    Spelling mistakes
    Autocorrect's take
    May embarrass innocents and prudes

    Hank

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    1. That it sure can indeed
      Pfft to the prudes though at any feed

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  12. What happened to you?
    Leave a weird message or two?
    Made someone mad?
    Hope now they are glad.
    haha....
    I started proofing my comments long ago
    when you and grammar nazi would flog me for a typo.
    lol....

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    1. lol just popped in
      So went with it at my bin
      I've left typos galore
      From shore to shore
      Blame the one arm
      For that alarm
      Grammar Nazi is gone
      But I'll still point it out if found at your lawn lol

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  13. I do it a lot on my tablet
    can't get use to the keyboard
    letters jumble all together in one big mess
    and some of the words can be a bit absurd

    betty

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    1. Yeah, they can turn out weird
      Like Santa with no beard

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  14. just remember to keep the r when you write shirt

    and Gary Oldman

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    1. A good rule to live by
      Don't let the r fly

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  15. One slip can put a whole new meaning on things

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  16. I have cracked the screen on my laptop. Using my kindle is a trip. It has an autocorrect that has wild suggestions.

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    1. haha could do a post with that
      There where you are at

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  17. With two good hands I make plenty of mistakes
    But typing on my phone the cake really takes
    Best typo I ever made
    Was in the news trade
    Instead of nominal fee for a Lent lunch
    My nominal feel offended a bunch
    Slipped right past the editor too
    Leaving the whole paper in really deep doo

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    1. Damn, looking to cop a feel?
      That would be quite the ordeal lol

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  18. We're doing pretty good since we turned off autocorrect!

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    1. Yeah, best way to be
      That screws with many a sea

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  19. hahah- i made some weird typos myself here and there... tried to clarify then - but that's only possible when you see them. and maybe there's the one or other wrong word i used because english being not my first language..

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    1. Sometimes we don't see
      haha you got an excuse for any from thee

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  20. I look forward to the day
    When R writes "Ate post"
    At your bay.

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    1. It could come due
      May if he sees it from you

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    2. Maybe. Hee hee.
      Great response from thee.
      Yippee!

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    3. lol yipppeee for me
      Or yippeee for thee
      Or yipppee for we
      Just a yippeee

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  21. Of course we make big boo boos every now and then. I am sure everyone does. Can't be helped/

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    1. Nope, they'll come due
      No matter what at one's zoo

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  22. Easy to err
    At anyone's lair
    But it's my career
    Have to be in top gear

    Or no cheque I fear

    No money for beer

    Did you hear?

    Don't want them to jeer

    Or take a nasty leer

    Or get a little too near

    And down their noses they peer

    Stop me!


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    1. lol on a roll
      With your stroll
      Have to be on the ball
      To get that dough at your hall

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  23. Comments really could use an edit button! I am often inspired by a post and my fingers will fly, then I'll hit publish, take a gander and cringe.

    Bad grammar and half baked thoughts shouldn't be held against any commenter.

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    1. haha that should be a new rule
      All comments are cool

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  24. I feel you! I have enough trouble on my phone with auto correct but since getting an Apple laptop, it will change what I type without me noticing. It's SO ANNOYING. So this is more frequent now. boo!

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    1. Never new the apple laptop did that
      That would really piss off the cat

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  25. Maybe it's just me but this bit came off as extremely sarcastic. Was that intentional?

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    1. haha that is usually the way
      Here at my bay

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  26. I'd peck the typo
    if met
    maybe
    in second
    if read.

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  27. orlin N cassie

    uh....frank lee...we canna reel lee commint bout hittin de post commint button with ore even with out ......spellin izzuez...ya think ~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. Might be a bad example at your sea
      Better flee haha

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  28. I do it all the time. There should be a way to edit our comments so that we don't look foolish. lol

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    1. lol yeah it would be nice to do so
      Some things have the ability to give that a go

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  29. I can certainly relate to that! Just call me the comment typo queen:)

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    1. haha well at least you are queen
      There at your scene

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  30. Funny. I'm always typing my thoughts away.
    When I look at the screen that wasn't what I wanted to say.

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    1. Yep, can sure turn out that way
      When we look back at what we did say

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  31. I am always checking what I am typing but when I am distracted and press publish, what can I do...its done ~

    Have a good week Pat ~ Its been raining hard at my part of the world ~

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    1. Not raining here yet
      Probably will soon, safe bet
      Yeah, sometimes just hit it
      And meh to the misspelled bit

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  32. lolo always have porblem with typing special with my phone and you know hahaha

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    1. haha yep, know that
      Sometimes 3 times where you're at lol

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  33. why do we not notice these HUGE little gems until just as we click publish?

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    1. Yep, we miss them until the end
      Seems to be a trend

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  34. Been there...done that...plus so much more

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  35. blame it on the phone
    it can't spell !! lol

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  36. Auto correct makes me sound like a real dumb ass from time to time. But I admit, I do make the occasional oppsie typo error myself.

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    1. gah, I hate autocorrect. I had it correct a proper word once and turn it into slang (of all things). Even worse when it won't let you put the RIGHT word in. phft

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    2. Auto correct is a pain in the ass
      I've made oopsie typos in mass

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