Thursday, September 24, 2015

How About That From The Cat!

The cat heard a human retort with "how about that," thinking they were all right and such where they were at. Cocky humans know nothing at all. How about that at my blog hall?

Pigs can fly.
They won't even die.
Stick them on a plane.
Poof, fly and don't fall like rain.

How about that?
Shown up by a cat.
How about that?
I'm where it's at.

You can jump from a plane,
Without a parachute or pain.
It's as easy as can be.
Crawl in, jump out, of the first grounded one you see.

How about that?
Proved wrong by a cat.
How about that?
I'm where it's at.

You can win the lottery,
Then take up pottery.
Just buy every combination going.
Guaranteed your numbers will end up showing.

How about that?
Schooled by a cat.
How about that?
I'm where it's at.

You can beat taxes.
No hoping the IRS relaxes.
Just move to the moon.
Get your own private sand dune.

How about that?
Told by a cat.
How about that?
I'm where it's at.

Superman can be beat.
Simply tear out a comic page and eat.
You have just beaten Superman.
Everyone will be your fan.

How about that?
Helped by a cat.
How about that?
I'm where it's at.

Wasn't that good advice from me? Damn, I'm such a witty kitty. What? You don't like cocky me? Humans can only do it from sea to sea? How about that? Hate to the cat. How about a singing bass? Yeah, he's not much fun to my little rhyming ass,

Later all, have a nice fall.

83 comments:

  1. How about that,
    Two times in a row-
    Where it's at, with the cat
    At his show!

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    1. The winning combo would be to win the lottery AND beat the IRS.

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    2. Two in a row
      Look at you go

      That would sure be grand
      Can stick it to them in my land
      As if you win
      Tax free at our bin

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  2. It seems only yesterday it's summer and now it is fall. How about that? :D

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    1. can switch on a dime
      In between a rhyme

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  3. There's a new winner in the house
    And she is no mouse!
    Cat, how about that?
    A new winner on your mat!

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  4. Just don't try to beat Iron Man. Marvel comics don't taste as good as DC.

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    1. They have too much ink?
      Drive one to the brink

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  5. hmm - I am having a strange sense of deja-vu
    how about that or should I say imagine that....
    beating superman, just tear him in two
    I will leave eating the page to the cat...

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    1. Bah, nothing in common there
      Except the that at my lair

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  6. Google starts to stutter when it translates this poetry .... what to say about me ... I have a sprained maxillary ...."Pigs can fly"... "You can jump from a plane"... I don't hate the cat! How about that?
    O my gosh! :))

    ઇઉ Ell@

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    1. No hate
      A fine fate
      how about that
      From the cat

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  7. Well it's about time "How about that" had it's say
    I was thinking that just the other day'
    How about that?

    If one wants to commit the perfect crime
    Drink 100 proof rum with a lime
    How about that?

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    1. Then you may be dead
      Or stuck in bed
      No crime be had
      At any old pad
      How about that
      Lowering the crime stat

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    2. Can we mix some aloe with the rum? How about that? What do you say?

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    3. That could work
      As it may be a perk

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  8. You think you know more than us humans, cat?? Well, you have taught me a few things like zebra thongs can neigh, counterclockwise is one word, and that you can interview Wendy's guy from the grave. How about that!!! Lol

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    1. lmao, see always something to know
      Too funny you remembered Wendy's guy at my show

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  9. How about that??? Exactly. LOL well said!

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    1. lol all that is needed
      To get things seeded

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  10. How about that??? Exactly. LOL well said!

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  11. The cat is very clever.
    I wouldn't have thought of that, ever.
    Have a great day.

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  12. Cockiness runs in the family I take it! LOL
    The cat always knows!

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    1. The cat is as cocky as can be
      Here at our sea

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  13. Next time I need solid cat advice, I know exactly where to turn. :)

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    1. The cat won't let you down
      Like those that eat things that are brown

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    2. I'm hoping you are talking about M&Ms. -_-

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    3. haha we'll go with that
      Where we're at

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  14. How about that
    said back to the cat
    we could get rich on that phrase
    and make us all fat

    betty

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    1. haha that be nice
      Rich to afford any price

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  15. Ink from a DC covers my hands, makes them itch. Guess I'll need to wear gloves.

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    1. Blah to the itch
      That would make me twitch

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  16. The cat is always there to keep our egos in check!
    I'm getting the impression he really thinks humans are a wreck...

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    1. You may be right
      As he brings things to light

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  17. I wonder how much it would cost to buy every combination of lottery numbers? Trillions? Or billions? No idea. But as a kid, I thought it was a dandy idea!

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    1. Probably be billions or so
      But it can be done if you have it with the lotto

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  18. How about that?
    Tricked by a cat...
    the dog really knows
    where it's at!
    How about that, Cat?
    Smiles.

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    1. lol I'll let you believe that
      Where you are at

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  19. If only I can move to the moon and evade all my taxes ~

    Have a good week Pat ~

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  20. I'm thinking I need to adjust my time zone.
    I show up here, but cat's not home.
    Eat Superman, you say?
    I'll leave right a way!

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    1. The cat is around
      Just not making a sound

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  21. I'm not surprised! Cats are helpful and sometimes very tricky!

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  22. I don't advise jumping out of a plane without a parachute. ;0)

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    1. If you are on the ground
      None needs to be found

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  23. I didn't think I would get this advice from the cat....how about that?:)

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    1. How about that
      A surprise where you're at

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  24. orlin N cassie

    ewe haz prooved once again..... de cat iz de mor in telly gent spee sheez.... bee coz everee one oh theeze sampullz iz TROO........N peepulz iz now pizzed...they dinna think oh it furst.....

    ☺☺☺

    ♥♥♥
    high paws~~~~

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    1. Yep, people are slow
      The cat had to show

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  25. I'm ready to move to the moon
    Ever so soon
    And not pay taxes at my mat
    How about that

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  26. Moon invasion
    in the past
    left those hills,
    the holes and spots...
    would be sound great
    book about that?

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    1. Hmm could be a book
      Easy to do at my nook

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  27. "How About That From The Cat!"
    Go to the moon and not paying tax
    The field is crowded
    Many now decided
    Looks like no.#1 now set to attract

    Hank

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    1. #1 is an attraction
      The moon may be a distraction

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  28. If I win the lottery, no way am I wasting it on pottery.
    Long vacations would grand all across the land!

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    1. Eventually that would get old though
      Living out of a suitcase as you go to and fro

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  29. I say, "How about that"
    all the time at my flat! haha...

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    1. haha maybe channeled you
      Here at my zoo

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  30. I really don't think
    I'd fly with a piggy pink
    It might crush me flat
    How about that?

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  31. I'm all for .sex- no more excuses for my husband to "accidentally" find porn on the net anymore!

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    1. haha accidentally you say
      What? You don't buy it at your bay

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