Humans are pathetic as can be. Boo hoo he or she said a bad thing to me. Get the hell over it. No need to throw a fit. Do such people really matter in the end? Nope! So don't be a moron and go around the bend.
Microaggressions are new.
They will protect me and you.
They will keep you from being sad.
Now poor, poor you won't get mad.
"Where were you born?"
Oopsy, I tooted the wrong horn.
That is a microaggression from me.
Damn, I better turn and flee.
"What is that you got there?"
Oh no, it was like I said a swear.
Now I'm in deep microaggression shit.
How will I ever get out of it?
"I like your shoes."
Wow, I made the news.
I shunned another persons shoes.
My microaggression gave them the blues.
"How old are you?"
Damn it to hell at my zoo.
That could be a microaggression as well.
I'm going straight to hell.
"Did you exercise today?"
Whoops, that I can't say.
A microaggression is now near.
Fat shaming maybe also kick into gear.
"Is that cat hair on your shirt?"
Oh no, a microaggression flirt.
It might have been dog hair.
Damn, I'm doomed at my lair.
"What did you say?"
I wasn't paying attention at my bay.
That is a microaggression indeed.
Damn me for making you repeat yourself at your feed.
"Do you have a job?"
I turned the wrong door knob.
A microaggression is at play.
Oh the humanity and dismay.
"Why don't you kiss my ass?"
Now I'm offensive to the class.
Well at least it was meant to be.
On this microaggression nonsense and moronic humans that need to be babied I take a big fat pee.
Hear of microaggression at your sea? Better watch out, any question may lead you on an offending spree. Those poor, poor emotionally strung out humans can't take that. Pfffffft is what they get from the cat. If you take offense to everything from everyone no matter who you are then you are the moron by far. Not everyone is trying to offend little old you. Most people have much, much better things to do. So get a grip and stop the poor pitiful me whiny trip. Now I am through with my sass and passing microaggressions out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.