Monday, September 7, 2015

Microaggressions At Play Here Today!

Humans are pathetic as can be. Boo hoo he or she said a bad thing to me. Get the hell over it. No need to throw a fit. Do such people really matter in the end? Nope! So don't be a moron and go around the bend.

Microaggressions are new.
They will protect me and you.
They will keep you from being sad.
Now poor, poor you won't get mad.

"Where were you born?"
Oopsy, I tooted the wrong horn.
That is a microaggression from me.
Damn, I better turn and flee.

"What is that you got there?"
Oh no, it was like I said a swear.
Now I'm in deep microaggression shit.
How will I ever get out of it?

"I like your shoes."
Wow, I made the news.
I shunned another persons shoes.
My microaggression gave them the blues.

"How old are you?"
Damn it to hell at my zoo.
That could be a microaggression as well.
I'm going straight to hell.

"Did you exercise today?"
Whoops, that I can't say.
A microaggression is now near.
Fat shaming maybe also kick into gear.

"Is that cat hair on your shirt?"
Oh no, a microaggression flirt.
It might have been dog hair.
Damn, I'm doomed at my lair.

"What did you say?"
I wasn't paying attention at my bay.
That is a microaggression indeed.
Damn me for making you repeat yourself at your feed.

"Do you have a job?"
I turned the wrong door knob.
A microaggression is at play.
Oh the humanity and dismay.

"Why don't you kiss my ass?"
Now I'm offensive to the class.
Well at least it was meant to be.
On this microaggression nonsense and moronic humans that need to be babied I take a big fat pee.

Hear of microaggression at your sea? Better watch out, any question may lead you on an offending spree. Those poor, poor emotionally strung out humans can't take that. Pfffffft is what they get from the cat. If you take offense to everything from everyone no matter who you are then you are the moron by far. Not everyone is trying to offend little old you. Most people have much, much better things to do. So get a grip and stop the poor pitiful me whiny trip. Now I am through with my sass and passing microaggressions out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

82 comments:

  1. Some people really do get offended at the most ridiculous of things.

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  2. If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of human beings, would be bad also..... Today I do philosophy !!! muhahaha.....

    ઇઉ Ell@

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    1. haha going really deep
      Today at my keep

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  3. Take a chill pill, folks. It's not all about you anyway.

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    1. Exactly, not all about them
      But out they spit the phlegm

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  4. My husband has the bad habit of asking how much someone paid for something! LOL......I'm adding microaggression to my vocabulary!

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    1. haha well if it is just little things
      Otherwise people may get cranky over their cha chings

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  5. I saw a poster of a cat clearly upset. The caption said something like, I just found out that humans rule the world.

    T

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    1. lol the cat still wouldn't believe it
      Humans are so full of umm spit

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  6. Taking offense to all things will only make one have a heart attack. Unintended discrimination is real.

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    1. That it surely will
      Yeah, it has its fill

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  7. Microaggression is quite manipulative, eh?

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    1. Yep, make it however you want
      There at your haunt

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  8. Microaggression what the hell
    Plenty of that around pell-mell
    Buck the system, turn the switch
    Throw your garbage in the ditch

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    1. The ditch may fill fast
      With the stupid human class

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  9. The offending offenses never seem to end these days!

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  10. I'm offended by how easily people get offended. That turns their microaggression into real aggression on my part. Most days I'm embarrassed to be a human. Are the cats hiring?

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    1. Yeah, it is sad to be human most days
      Cats only hire if you can say all you need to say with a hateful gaze

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  11. Sigh. Infuriating... It's like people put their own very sensitive feelings way ahead of those around them. Oh yeah... That's an old thing. Just got a new name and modus opperandi.

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    1. Yep, just a new name for it
      People are still full of umm spit

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  12. Microaggression is a great word to use. Those things happen all the time. Just have to be careful what you say to who.

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    1. Yep, have to keep one's mouth shut
      Or could offend some dumb butt

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  13. This is a new word for me. Sometimes people speak before they think. I tend to ignore idle comments. :)
    Have a great week.

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    1. Yeah, some thinking should come due
      As many have a loose screw

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  14. New term I learned today with microaggression
    one I'm sure I will use lots at my place
    too funny with some instances that can make one be so
    some should think before they talk and have better taste

    betty

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    1. Yep, some are out to lunch
      The talkers, he offendees, the whole friggin bunch

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  15. The world we live in is getting more and more uptight.

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  16. Some people take offense at every little word that's said,
    I wish the entire PC thing would soon get dead.

    Susan Says

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    1. Dead would be nice
      Take its final slice

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  17. It's new to me too. What a crock. Oops...microagression in action?

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    1. lol offending the creator of it
      A microaggression fit

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  18. Oh these people who feel the earth revolves around them-how small their little world is. Maybe they forgot to take their valium?? I was born In Welland-a hick city, wish I could say otherwise like I was born in Berlin. I have an apple in my hand and I eat 2 per day. Thank you about my shoes-they are practical-no high heels for me. I am 51-over half a century old-I remember kidding my mom about that. Exercise? What's that? Too damm hot here and I have clothing disguised as cat hair-5 cats will do this. If you haven't read this...oh well no biggie to me:) I love my job and have been there 24 years. I will not kiss your ass as the only ass I kiss is my hubby's...oops! Too much information?? :) There see that was easy, I'm answered all the questions without any micro anger around:)

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    1. hahaha look at you go
      Only one ass to kiss is fine though lol
      And never taken offense at all
      If only people could heed that call
      But oops, all should be nice to them nuts
      Or they'll cry about it stuck in ruts

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  19. As I think about it, a lot of people do these little micro-aggression things! I remember one from my childhood. One time when I was about 10 years old, my aunt looked at me disdainfully and said, "Is that how THEY are wearing their hair these days?" Ha, sounded 'innocent'? No, it was her micro-aggressive way of telling me that mine was NOT a proper haircut. Oddly I have remembered this comment for decades.

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    1. Yeah, I've heard such a thing before
      Guess they've been doing it for a while from shore to shore
      Some are just stuck in their ways
      Lost in a daze

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  20. Wow. Never heard of that but I'm a fan of the adage "If you take offense where none is intended, you re a fool. If you take offense where it is intended, you re usually a fool."

    Now, obviously, there are times when you need to cry, "Them's fightin' words! " But those times should be few and far between.

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    1. That is the perfect adage indeed
      Yeah, sometimes we have to push back at our feed

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  21. I hadn't heard of that term but I'm guilty of saying, "What dis you just say?" I make people quake in their boots. lol

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    1. lol well as long as you know
      There at your show

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  22. That's a new one on me and just the sound of it makes me angry!! ;) MOL

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    1. lol getting you going
      Should be a fun showing

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  23. The microagressions are getting out of hand. Pretty soon we'll all need to be mute because nothing will be safe to say. Then it will be gestures and looks that are offensive.

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    1. haha yeah, roll your eyes to the right
      And that means you want to fight

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  24. That and the PC crap
    can just go away and take a nap!

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  25. You like my shoe?
    Scooby Doo!
    Betsy is right
    The PC brigade can take he next flight

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    1. Flight to outerspace
      Find another race

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  26. Lol!! I should show this to my husband!! He gets insulted by every little that is said, and every little that isn't said. Sensitive is the word he prefers. Lmao hahahaga

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    1. lmao so if you ever come visit the cat
      I better remain mute where I'm at?

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  27. When someone tells me they like my shoes, I wonder why they look at my feet.

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    1. haha as do I
      Especially some tall girl or guy

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  28. Some people are very very sensitive ~ I have learned to keep some comments to myself ~

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    1. Sometimes that is best
      To pass the sensitive test

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    1. Fun you say
      Depends on the litter tray

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  30. Microaggressions?
    Oh you, poor, poor baby!
    How 'bout a beating session?
    Would you prefer that, maybe?

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    1. Whip out the belt
      That will surely be felt

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  31. Depends on the aggressor
    What comes from their lips
    Some are just spouting off
    Some are justified in their quips

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    1. Some are indeed
      But more often it's not at their feed

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  32. Oh, yes. I love that word microaggression. It has a ring that political incorrectness lacks. Kitty cats are the best at Pffffffting and doing it with so much authority that the aggression, micro or otherwise, flies right out of a silly person's head.

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    1. They cats can sure get it done
      They pfffft for fun

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  33. Of "microaggressions," I have not heard.
    But the men I've dated sure know the word.

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    1. Need a new scene
      To make dating serene?

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  34. I'm always offended by the people who get offended by every little thing. It's ridiculous how worked up some people get over the dumbest things!

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    1. Yep, just proving they are dumb
      And talking out their bum

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  35. We were just talking about this today
    How easily offended are some at their bay
    Live and let live, that's what I say
    Turn the other cheek and it will be okay

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    1. Yep, just pfft and go away
      Easier at ones bay

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  36. Expressiomng micro aggression with micro expressions... Too much micro :p

    Howdy Pat,
    How are you?
    I am back in the game. Now, I will check your rhyming ass more often :)

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    1. Checking out my rhyming ass?
      Hmmm where that could go with such a pass lol

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  37. Some people are just too sensitive.

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  38. Microaggressions At Play Here Today!
    Be careful if it should come your way
    Some just rot
    Blow their top
    Much to one's shock and dismay!

    Hank

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    1. Yep, blow they do
      And then come after you

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  39. Microaggressors - get away!
    Microaggressors, I don't care what you say!
    Get along with everyone
    Or leave us alone - you're no fun.

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    1. That is the way it should be
      On them the cat shall pee

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