Thursday, September 10, 2015

Rules To Date And Confuse Your Mate!

A while back, the rules of dating were brought up at my shack. As in there are so many damn rules because there are so many dating fools. The cat had to give that a go, not sorry if I sink low.

Dating is the name of the game.
A game that is far from sane.
It can be anything but tame.
But you could be singing in the rain.

There are those who take it slow.
They might date once a week.
There are those who want it to grow,
And are certainly not for the meek.

There are those who love you on first contact,
In which case you may want to run away fast.
There are those who take a year to come to that fact,
In which case if you wait that long it may last.

There are those that want a thrill.
The old humpity hump fits the bill.
There are those who wait until they get the ring,
Not up for a single fling.

There are those who want friends first.
Friends they have up the ass.
There are those who have a big thirst.
Wanting a buddy to drink with in mass.

There are those who want your dough.
A gold digger with their shovel all ready.
There are those who would rather love grow,
And be poor with no income that is steady.

There are those that date two at at time,
Maybe they will even get up to five.
There are those who dating one is a crime,
Alone is how they really want to survive.

There are those who lie to your face.
They think you ever the fool.
There are those who are truthful with every embrace.
They must have caught hell in school.

There are those who want to procreate the next day,
In which case run faster far far away.
There are those who want none come what may,
No tie downs so they can travel and play.

Dating is the name of the game.
A game that is far from sane.
It can be anything but tame.
Did I mention it's a pain?

Only rule is there are no stuck rules. There will be so many fools. It can really be a mess. Date more not less? Is that a rule? Beats this fool. The cat is glad he's snip snip because then I can just give lip. I will sit back and watch the dating class. Much less painful to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

90 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    Where's the party at?
    Suza, Hank and the Ghost too
    How are you?
    Did you beat Scooby Blue?

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  2. There are those who like to stalk
    Following you wherever you walk
    Dreaming about you being their mate
    Better now before it's too late
    There are those who scare you stiff
    Is that a good thing when you're Biff?
    Some cats like to date dogs
    They kiss like a bunch of bullfrogs
    Yikes! You know it's true
    Or my name ain't Scooby Blue!

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    1. haha yeah the cat and dog
      Sure can be create umm smog
      And ugg to the stalker nuts
      I'd much much much rather take mutts

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    2. I know what you mean
      At your scene

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    3. Good you do
      Seems all had a few

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  3. I singing in the rain... and I am glad als the cat..... :))))
    I do not know why, but it feels good!
    O my Lord what a story today....how did you get all these thoughts?!! :))

    ઇઉ Ell@

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    1. They just pop in
      And I give them a daily spin

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  4. I've been married so long, I can't even imagine dating now. It would horrible.

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  6. "Rules To Date And Confuse Your Mate!"
    And the age-old ruse is to play hard to get
    There are the luckless
    The few 'non-botherers'
    Who may just go about life without regrets

    Hank

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    1. Hard to get you say
      Could create some play

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  7. I'm glad my dating days are done. It really was no fun.

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    1. Nope, not much fun at all
      Sifting through at ones hall

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  8. I'm so glad I don't date any more. Just a date night with hubby.

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  9. Just like the cat to be cracking wise,
    But he forgot about the ones who try to disguise
    Every ill deed and that really dirty habit...
    Sometimes people get sucked in, dagnabbit!

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    1. Ugg, those ones I see now from a mile away
      Took me a time or two though at my bay lol

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  10. There are dates and there are dates
    Some you eat and some make mates
    Medjool are the date that I choose
    The other ones soon makes me snooze

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    1. haha had to look Medjool up
      Those dates can fill a cup

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  11. What's a gal to do
    To get a simple humpity hump at her zoo?

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    1. Well you can get one
      Just may not be so fun

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  12. So many different kinds. You just have to find the one that is less of an annoyance to you.

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    1. haha well that works
      Suppose has its perks

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  13. Makes me wish I was back in my prime. Life can be fine.

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    1. Fine it can be
      With a little bit of crazy

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  14. There sure are lots of ways of dating and it just depends on what floats your boat as to what suits you. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. That it does indeed
      When dating at ones feed

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  15. Too many things to keep track of
    if one wants to try to date
    glad I am out of that scene
    and don't think I'll rejoin it at any rate

    betty

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    1. A good choice
      As not much in it in which to rejoice

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  16. Makes me happy I am married and don't have to deal with that BS! :)

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  17. Makes me happy I am married and don't have to deal with that BS! :)

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  18. Makes me happy I am married and don't have to deal with that BS! :)

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  19. Makes me happy I am married and don't have to deal with that BS! :)

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  20. I think that computers have changed the rules of dating
    people meet on the screen before they are seen
    you can see if someone is fat or lean on the wide screen
    so there are few chances for mismating!

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    1. haha but computers make for easy lies
      So it make take a few tries

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  21. Fools get lucky too, we see it all the time!

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    1. That they do
      Fooling around through and through

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  22. 1. Arrive late

    2. Make her pay for dinner

    3. don't shave or shower beforehand.

    4. Constantly complain

    5. Loudly fart at every chance


    And that's the steps on how to stay single for life.

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    1. haha be a leech
      Would also make single-dom in reach

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  23. Dating apps take it next level,
    Glad I don't have to partake in that drivel,
    But minding the rules was fun while it lasted,
    Don't kiss for date, dress a little nicer & don't get plastered,
    Fun to meet new people and bring out the charm,
    Just don't be creepy bc us ladies always ready to sound the alarm.

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    1. haha and the other way
      Can be at play
      I.e, the stalker nuts
      They are stuck in ruts

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  24. Lol I say date away until you find a winner!! Why not date 3 at once if it's all in good fun and you aren't sleeping with them? They are probably doing the same thing looking for the right person. Bravo, cat!

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    1. Geez, look at you go
      3 would take some dough
      The cat would rather not
      Have to weave quite the plot

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    2. Lol!! Yet the man I married is the one I never dated. Smh

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    3. hahaha see, such bad advice from you
      No dating needs to come due

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  25. Great list. When I saw the title, I actually thought it would be longer! lol! You covered a whole slew of them, though!

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    1. haha yeah, kept it in check
      Didn't want a 52 card deck

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  26. I have a list of 'do's and don'ts' but lately I'm marking off more of the don'ts. old age, I reckon.

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    1. Don'ts can grow
      The less one can umm row?

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  27. Can't imagine dating in this day and age. Wouldn't do it if I could. Found I can tolerate me own company very well - don't need anyone else to tell me I'm swell!
    :)

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    1. That the cat can do too
      Own company works for our zoo

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  28. Im good to confuss hahaha!!
    But I m happy I don't dating more lol

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  29. Dating was no fun
    Until I found THE one
    Now I'm glad single days are done
    And The Lizard I have won!

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  30. I am sooo glad I skipped over the dating game. People thought I was crazy shacking up with Jason at the ripe age of 17, but it worked for us. No need to worry about those crazy dating rules thank God!

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    1. haha you skipped it all and got it done
      Plus shacking up can be fun

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  31. The humpity bump. LOL. My sister is widowed and went out on a few dates, until she got humpity bumped in the parking lot. Date one and he thought is was a good time for an attempt at public molestation. She now has a cat. I'm sure your fur friend can appreciate that.

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    1. haha a cat or a dog can work with ease
      Much better than such a humpity in the breeze

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  32. So happy I've been dating my boyfriend for so long, because that "getting to know each other"-phase is so stressful!

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    1. That it can be
      Makes the cat want to pee

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  33. orlin N cassie...N thiz iz why we haz chozen ta ree mane bacherlorz & a bacherlorettz all R lives....even gram paw dude waz a bachelorz... but him still had uz gran kids... me....tuna... & sauce.... but him all sew had hiz ewe noe whatz ree moved frum his catnezz .....sew go figure that one out ☺

    tuna of moon ♥♥♥

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    1. haha without the snip snip
      Can have a quick in and out trip

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  34. Too many rules
    Too little action
    Other ways
    To gain satisfaction

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  35. I'm so glad I'm a married old lady!
    The dating games would drive me crazy!

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    1. Crazy I already am at my sea
      They just annoy me

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  36. rule one to a hundred and three
    so many it will make you dizzy!

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    1. They pile on up
      Easier to just get a pup

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  37. Some like to trade their single life
    For dating men that have a wife!
    From those gals you must steer clear
    Hear me ladies, loud and clear :)

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    1. Ugg, yeah with the cheating crap
      All it gets as a bad rap

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  38. Pat, you need to delete that spammer completely from the comments. His name is Lancaster on there. You can delete that off to

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    1. I suppose that i can do
      But like the hammer at my zoo

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  39. I met my hubby, we both had had enough of showing the best face. This is me and that's it and within a month that was it! Now we are 9 years strong, young still but strong. Thankfully, no matter what happens, I will never be in that world again-too tiring

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    1. Yep, too tiring indeed
      As it is a this and that and the other thing that takes seed

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  40. Yes, it's smart to run away from those who get attached way too fast.

    When you're with the right one, you can put away the masks.

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    1. The masks away
      Would be nice at each bay

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