Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Take A Smell Where You Dwell!


Back we are,
To help near and far.
I'll make that insecurity go away,
So you can have a nice day.

No need to thank the cat.
I'm just nice like that.
Smell the BS in the air?
Good for you at your lair.

Now smell this and that.
Smell the door mat.
Stick out your nose,
And smell a rose.

Don't stick it up,
That could be a hiccup.
Might think you have an extra thing,
Like a stick up your butt at your wing.

So smell away.
All through the day.
Smell everything nice,
Maybe even spice.

You've stopped and smelled,
Hopefully you never yelled.
You've taken a break,
With your smelling double take.

Found a rosy allure.
Hopefully it is pure.
Now as you can see,
A little smelling set you free.

Take a walk now.
Maybe near a cow.
Do you smell it?
Yep, it's shit.

Always bad with the good.
At any neighborhood.
 But good is still there to smell,
So no need for hell.

Do you smell what I'm cooking?
Hint, don't go looking.
Pat needs to scoop.
Insecurity now thrown for a loop?

Smell anything good today? If you have no sense of smell it could be hard at your bay. But just pretend you do. Then no insecurity will come due. I smelt it and dealt it. Hopefully I didn't melt it. Can you smell that gas? It came from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

151 comments:

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    1. Suza is number one
      Such fun
      But will she be #1 on Thursday too
      Or will I scare her off with my blue suede shoe?
      We'll see...
      In the place to be!

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    2. That we will
      As you go for #1 on the hill

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    3. Yep, I just might
      Will she take flight?
      Will Hank be waiting for Blue
      And nab his other blue suede shoe?

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    4. You just never know
      Perhaps a cahoots shall show

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    5. Say it ain't so
      At the Kitty Cat show!

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    1. A nice try
      As Suza makes you cry ;)

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    2. haha not sure he cried
      With his #2 ride

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    3. It smells like the taste of defeat.

      Though I shouldn't say much. I'm lucky to be #20 everyday

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    4. Can it smell and taste
      There at post haste

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    5. Lucky #20 stills beats unlucky #10, or so I heard
      Then again, this theory may be a polished... um... bird?

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    6. Yeah, may be untrue
      A lie so blue

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    7. A blue lie still beats a white lie
      Goodbye!

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  3. I can smell BS
    A mile away
    Would be nice to scoop it out
    And put an end to their say

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    1. That is a good sniffer
      With your BS whiffer

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    1. Suza again Hank can see
      'morning thanks for the company!

      Hank

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    2. As Blue ws on the road
      Like a toad

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    3. Poor poor you
      Still have Ted Baker at your zoo

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    4. Ted's a problem, I swear
      I might have to sell my hair

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    5. lol could give some a wig
      And let them dance a jig

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  5. A friend of mine lost her sense of smell and it was horrible.

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    1. That would sure suck
      But rather that than hearing or eyesight passing the buck

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  6. All kinds of smells where we dwell fer sure! Here in North Cackalacky there are lots of pig farms so there's lots of stinky pig shit. But ya know what those rich pig farmers say? That's the smell of money!!!!

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    1. lol I guess if you want the dough
      Have to put up with the smell that does grow

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  7. Lost it when I hit the part about the cow!

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    1. lol good to have to gone
      No longer a con

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  8. Smelling cow shit?? LMFAO!!! OK you got me with the shit. ;)

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  9. Smelling cow shit?? LMFAO!!! OK you got me with the shit. ;)

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  10. "Take A Smell Where You Dwell!"
    Not to rightly pretend it is swell
    Not aromatic
    So to speak
    One is open to all sorts of smell

    Hank

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    1. Open to much
      Many you'd never want to touch

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  11. Well, the fair had all kinds of smells!

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    1. haha you got to take them all in
      I'll trust you on that and stay at my bin

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  12. Bet you can smell a phony
    They spread a lot of balony
    Are they the smartest and the best? Nope
    Maybe they should wash their mouth with soap

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    1. Then they'd make bubble BS
      As they pretend to confess

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  13. I've grown a little weary with the insecure group
    as they go on and on circling the loop
    saying they have nothing to say...
    so I just leave their bay.

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    1. hahaha the nothing to say
      Need to go roll in the hay
      Pffft to those
      As nothing flows

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  14. Today I smelled fresh bread that I baked....
    You make it very hard for me the english language! :)) Google is working overtime!!!! :))
    "Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.".... can no longer! Autumn is already here! :)

    ઇઉ Ell@

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    1. Technically not autumn yet
      So still used by this pet
      haha english and google
      Making you umm ogle

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    2. I don't acknowledge the change of the seasons until you change your catch phrase at the end of your posts.

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    3. haha got you well trained at my sea
      With my catch phrase spree

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  15. Hahaha. My sister calls me Smell. It rhymes with Shell. Taking a whiff can make you a bit stiff. Though sometimes it's neat. Like the smell of sap in the heat. Or curry in the kitchen. That keeps them from bitchin'.

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    1. That can keep one on task
      And no bitchin or need to grab a flask

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  16. Lol smelling takes away insecurity? ? Well, maybe if it's the aroma of a fresh pot of brewing coffee... mmmm

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    1. I suppose that could work
      To those with coffee as a perk

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  17. Yup, a cow poop does stink extra bad. No thank you. But not nearly as bad as the smell of kitty pee. Now that stinks.

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    1. Nasty as can be
      Had it at our sea
      But yeah cat pee stinks a ton
      Dog pee is a much stinky-less run

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  18. Sometimes I can smell people's BS from far away.

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    1. Yep, you can spot it
      As they are full of shit

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  19. Had to pay our local taxes on Monday and that really stank! Now I'm doing some cleaning so my house smells wonderful!

    Susan Says

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    1. I feel you there
      Had to pay insurance yesterday at my lair

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  20. Any poo smells bad, but Millie loves all smells, the smellier the better.

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    1. As long as she doesn't roll in it
      When it is a real hit

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  21. rather smell cookies than poo
    that makes me go ewww!

    betty

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  22. Smells, good or bad, can snap you out of anything

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  23. Cow poo? No thanks. Now about those roses... :P

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    1. They have thorns
      But then cows have horns

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  24. It always smells like Indian food in my neighborhood. They seem to really like curry.

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    1. Could be worse
      Unless Indian food makes you curse

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    2. My Bollywood Princess makes me shout
      As I try to throw her food out
      Well, maybe just the smell
      Making me yell

      Hi Sherry!
      Hello! (Notice the concise 'hello'?)

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  25. I turned on the news today.
    Their B.S. made me turn the other way.
    Lots of crap in the air.
    I'm going to go and hide in my lair.

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    1. haha crap on every station
      All of it in relation

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  26. LOL! The good and the bad of it!
    I can't think, as here I sit,
    of any bad smells at DIA.
    Everything smells good, as I fly away!

    The nice and helpful cat?
    I can smell the BS where Orlin's at!
    Each IWSG I do look forward to what he offers,
    it's always fun, though there may be scoffers!

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    1. haha the BS may fly
      Not that helpful of a guy
      As he may lie
      But he is ever so spry

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  27. Clean laundry is the smell at my place, not bad, and much, much better than poo!
    Happy Writing!

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    1. that it is
      Plus nice to be done the laundry biz

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  28. Last night I smelled both the good and that bad,
    Some delicious cooking first filled my entire pad,
    Then at night as I took the dog out,
    I had to pick up something that made me surely pout.

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    1. haha picking up crap is never fun
      But it has to be done

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  29. Scooping ice cream or scooping poop?
    I'm thinking I don't want to snoop.

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    1. Neither for the scoop
      Is a score in a hoop

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  30. Smells of nostalgia got my nose
    Horror isles my brain well knows
    Clean and scents of stuff plasticy
    Hold great memories of clean hiny

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    1. The memories arose
      As there she blows

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  31. Nothing like the smell of a fresh cow patty to push all those pesky insecure thoughts away. Cat you could market a scented Cow Shit Candles. City people might just buy into the idea that "Authentic smells from the country, are capable of melting away negative thoughts.

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    1. Hmm, now there is a plan
      Could make me a rich man
      Cow shit on the night stand
      City folk may find it grand

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  32. I'm hoping to smell some nice pumpkin spice and coffee today. Let's make those insecurities go away--forever!!!!

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    1. That should help out
      With no insecurities to make one pout

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  33. Just follow your nose
    and hope it's a rose!

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    1. Hopefully so
      And not what in it does grow

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  34. I smell pollen in the air
    And it makes my sinuses aware
    Now off I go to sneeze away
    Allergies are such a mean game to play

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    1. Ugg allergies suck
      And them you can't duck

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  35. I've smelled enough bullshevic to last a lifetime. And I've never seen a real bull in my whole life. :)

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    1. haha wow, look at you go
      Kinda ironic at your show

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  36. We smell BS in the air all the time here in the South!

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    1. It just flies away
      Over and under your bay

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  37. I’ve smelled that smell
    of which you speak.
    BS does indeed reek.
    A full litter box can’t compare.
    to a load of BS in the air.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Nope, the BS wins the day
      The more and more the BS-er does say

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  38. I'm so congested today, I could smell a thing :)

    - Madilyn Quinn @ NovelBrews

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    1. That sucks a ton
      Hopefully soon away the germs shall run

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  39. Thanks for the sensory overload today, Pat! Now I'm off to find a potpourri for my desk. :-)

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  40. Smell the BS in the air? On a daily basis. Good thing I get paid for it.

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    1. That you do
      With your student crew

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    2. You mean colleague crew
      Should make them sniff a blue shoe

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    3. Could do a test
      See who sniffs the best

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  41. Get Pat the clumpable kitty litter. He deserves to have a good smelling abode.

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  42. Maybe I won't take the Sudafed today...might not want to smell the air today.

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    1. Might not want a whiff
      So avoid any sniff

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  43. This time of year the Texas sage are in bloom. They're a lovely flower, have a sweet scent, and usually attract butterflies. Haven't seen many butterflies yet. October is the time the monarchs fly through. They are a sight to see.

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    1. Bet they are indeed
      As they all fly through your feed
      A better smell too
      There at your zoo

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  44. When your around cat, I always smell BS in the air, it just hovers here at your lair! Admit it, you've missed me! haha

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    1. It is up and down
      Smell it at my town

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  45. orlin N cassie.....we like ta smell each otherz buttz ♥♥ ☺☺

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  46. When it comes to stink
    I can compete
    A bad sense of smell
    In a classroom of children
    Or my dogs in the house
    Keeps everything swell.

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    1. haha kids and dogs with bad smell
      Is sure a nice spell

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  47. Bad smell? A classroom of 4th gr. boys in the afternoon after eating bean burritos at lunch.

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    1. haha that would sure do it
      No insecurity but maybe a fit

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  48. Replies
    1. A good way
      To help any insecurities at play

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  49. Luckily the things I smelled were all good today. Yeah for the garden veggies. :)
    ~Jess

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  50. Ha ha - there are things I don't wish to smell
    smelling some things would be a bit like hell
    but if anyone wants to smell I will never tell!

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    1. Let them smell away
      Enjoying their smelly bay

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  51. I don't recall smelling anything bad today...roast was in the slow cooker all day and that smelled pretty good!

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    1. A good smell work too
      From zoo to zoo

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  52. Chocolate is my favourite smell... but only when I'm about it eat it. Not when I'm dieting. That's just torture ;)

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    1. haha then it must annoy
      And bring little joy

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  53. I burn tarts and candles all day long, so I usually smell those. Gotta cover up the stinky dog smell somehow.

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    1. haha the mutts can stink
      Maybe bath them in the sink

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  54. You made your mark cat,
    No need to be insecure after that.

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  55. I spent so much time on the computer today the keys should smell all burnt. I did take a pleasant walk to unkink my shoulders though.

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    1. That is a good way to be
      Damn shoulder kinking sucks at any sea

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  56. I grew up in the country
    I felt quite free
    but the winds do blow
    and make certain odors flow
    cow poop was from the east
    that smell could tame the savage beast.
    Worse still was from the west
    horses never knew when to give it a rest.
    Pig manure was from the north
    that made me heave to and from and so forth,
    but the worst was chicken from the south.
    That smell is so foul you can taste it in your mouth.

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    1. Damn, that is nasty as can be
      Just cow poop for me
      Guess I had the better deal
      Wouldn't want a chicken poop reel

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  57. I always make sure we've rolled up the windows when we drive by the cows.

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    1. haha a good idea indeed
      There at your feed

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  58. Midsummer Night - by Yankee
    Wafts its way into my hanky
    Ever my solace for allergy pain
    when lost is the comfort of sweet summer rain!

    P.S. Orlin rocks!

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    1. Allergies sure do suck
      Wish I could pass that buck

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  59. If I have to I would rather smell a good smell in the shitty smell .

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