Saturday, September 5, 2015

Take A Whiff Of The What If!

The cat hears this almost everyday, what if this, what if that, at his bay. That seems to be all some humans can do at their zoo. Is that called denial or living in the past without a clue? Beats the heck out of me. But I'll show you the error of you ways at your sea.

What if it went that way.
What if that was on display.
What if I did that.
What if I were a cat.

What ifs do flow.
What ifs do show.
What ifs in the know.
What ifs you crow.

What if I turned.
What if I learned.
What if I flew.
What if that were true.

What ifs high.
What ifs don't die.
What ifs aplenty.
What ifs of 2020.

What if I fell.
What if there's hell.
What if I walk.
What if I talk.

What ifs north.
What ifs put forth.
What ifs south.
What ifs have lots of mouth.

What if-ed out?
What if I end my shout?
What if I stop right now?
Would you have a cow?

What if that were true.
That would hurt you.
Out pops a cow.
The world record book would wow.

Now what if you are in plot A,
Wishing for plot B at your bay.
Now what if you were in plot B,
Would you be wishing for plot A at your sea?

Did you grasp that?
What if I'm not really a cat.
What if I'm a dog.
What if I say pffft to that final log.

Do you get it now? All done what if-ing and having that cow? If you what if about situation B while in situation A, still following at my bay? Then you'd most likely, what if about situation A if you were in situation B. You humans are never satisfied at your sea. Now the deep thinking has come to pass from my what if-ing little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

80 comments:

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    1. In the place to be!
      Blue was on the road
      Like a big blue toad
      But I didn't get stuck
      Such luck!

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    2. On the road
      A weekend work overload?

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    3. Let's not even go there
      It's making me lose my hair

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    4. Ugg to that
      A bald blue guy where you're at

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  2. What if I win the lottery
    Lots of money to buy some pottery
    But what if I then lost it all
    Away it bounced like a rubber ball

    (south and growth rhyme?
    was that from a mime?)

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    1. I'd never lose it all
      Screw that at my hall
      The rhyme works if said right
      Guess it's the way said at my site

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  3. We are never satisfied as humans are we?. What if I were first to comment, hmmm.

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    1. What if you were
      Might ruffle Blue's fur

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    2. What if Blogoratti were number one?
      Such fun!

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    3. Could be
      Never know at my sea

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  4. What if.... you are getting greetings from Amsterdam? :))
    Wishing you a very nice weekend!
    See you on monday! :)

    ઇઉ Ell@

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    1. A fine what if indeed
      Enjoy the weekend at your feed

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  5. I say What if a lot...
    Always weighing the options I got.

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    1. Could go either way
      But have to choose at the end of the day

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  6. I don't say what if a lot but I do say what? a lot!

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    1. Sometimes it can confuse
      So what needs to light a fuse

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  7. There's no if
    I'm Southern riff
    Plot A or B
    Only if I can have a C

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  8. We spend too much time what if-ing and never getting done

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  9. I don't think I say what if. What is point of wondering. Just go with the flow and be glad for what you do have. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. That is a better way to be
      Unless the flow is screwing with thee haha

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  10. Life can pass you by too fast
    if you live with a lot of what ifs every day
    rather try not to ponder it too much
    and take the time to play

    betty

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    1. The time to play
      Is sure a much better way

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  11. I think that all of us using these words and I would say that they are just words like all others. I love the way people trying to combine here these words :)

    Wishing you a great weekend! Liuba :)

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    1. Sure you love the way
      From bay to bay?

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  12. "What ifs" are a fulcrum in the center
    If you're not sure, ask your mentor
    "What ifs" are the balance of the direction to take
    They tend to make your life a piece of cake

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    1. But I can't eat or like cake
      Can something else it make?

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  13. What ifs ???? decisions decisions decisions
    or indecision's, indecision's, indecision's
    always good to explore the ifs and or's
    who know what will open some doors...

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    1. Rather some stay shut
      I'll just jump out the window at my hut

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  14. I don't like playing the waht if game. Never have. It doesn't enter my mind.

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    1. A better way to be
      No what ifs for thee

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  15. What if I were a cat
    Would I be rhyming on my mat?
    Would I laugh at Blue
    And his grumpy Scooby Doo?
    Would I write 2,000 books and say
    Pffft at my Kitty Cat bay?

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    1. You just never know
      The books could grow
      I'll break 2000 maybe one day
      If I live to 80 or so at my bay

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    2. That you will
      Even if you're ill
      2,000's the new aim
      Ready for that game?

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    3. Damn, 100 was my goal
      You really want me to take a stroll

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  16. I'm not really a what-iffer. Doesn't change a thing. Every once in awhile though, something happens and I'll kick my butt with a what-if I had been smarter (or two). :)

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    1. Can you kick your own butt?
      That is a talent at your hut lol

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    2. I could when I was a kid, bet I still could but I'd look ridiculous trying. :)

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    3. hahaha that be rather funny
      Do it in the dark and not when it's sunny

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  17. I really don't get into the what ifs...I worry more about what is.

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    1. What is is the thing
      That can sure make crap spring

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  18. I really don't get into the what ifs...I worry more about what is.

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  19. The what ifs are fine
    Its the if onlys that chime!!
    ;)

    Have a great day, Pat :)

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    1. haha the if onlys sure come
      And have a familiar hum

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  20. What if and if only ~ so true
    have no regrets at your zoo
    live in the now, don't have a cow :)

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    1. As a cow may hurt coming out
      Could be quite the shout lol

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  21. What if and if only ~ so true
    have no regrets at your zoo
    live in the now, don't have a cow :)

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    1. Times two
      5 minutes apart from you

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    2. you got 2 comments from me
      yippee :)

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    3. you got 2 comments from me
      yippee :)

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    4. hey why does everything post twice lol

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    5. lol look at you go
      With double the flow

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    6. Gloria prefers three
      In the place to be
      Synchronization is a pain
      I'd rather be in Spain

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    7. That it can be
      Spain would be fine by me

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  22. If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas! Got that one from The Big Bang Theory--but this particular rhyme reminded me of it!

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    1. haha it works well
      Although candies and nuts could make a belly swell

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  23. I'm with Kathy - what ifs mean very little
    it is what is that we need to worry about and work with!!

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  24. Somehow my computer is back working and i am not going to think what if it doesn't work tomorrow:)

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    1. lol a wise choice
      Just sit and rejoice

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  25. What if, and this and that
    What's up with Pat
    I don't want a cow!

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    1. No cow for you
      Could start a petting zoo

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  26. The only time I say what if is when I am working on something. What if we do it this way instead of that, just to weigh different outcomes ahead of time. I don't do what if for past tense. No sense on dwelling on what ifs of the past.

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    1. Yeah, that is a good way to be
      Then you may find a quicker or better way at your sea

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  27. Sometimes at my work
    I'd interact with some jerk
    Whose many "what ifs"
    Always caused a tiff.

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    1. lol that would suck
      Hit him with a truck

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  28. I take one data time and what if I never enters my vocabulary.

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  29. I take one day at a time, and what it never enters my vocabulary

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