Tuesday, September 1, 2015

The Whine Shall Now Align!

The rip offs are through. Back to the norm at my zoo. Wait, wasn't it the norm before? Stop that whining at your shore. Did you get the topic of today? Don't whine if not at your bay.

Whine about this,
Whine about that.
Whine for bliss.
A whiny little brat.

My back has pain.
But I walk in bad shoes.
I have to look pretty on a train,
So my back will lose.

I need to drop weight.
But I eat a lot and hate exercise.
I have to fill my plate,
Isn't this magic pill wise?

The ying of the whine,
The yang of the shit.
All would be fine,
It you weren't a dimwit.

My place is small,
But I don't want to work.
I need a bigger hall,
Why can't welfare have that perk?

I hate my work,
But I don't look for anything new.
I can't go and lurk,
New is such a scary view.

The yang of the whine,
The ying of the shit.
See the sign,
And don't be a dimwit.

My phone won't work,
I didn't pay the bill.
I blame that phone company jerk,
Had nothing to do with my will.

I hit a car,
But I had to talk.
My friend was waiting at a bar,
I had no time to gawk.

Whine about this,
Whine about that.
Whine and hiss,
Pfft to you says the cat.

If you won't do what needs to be done and instead need to give a whining run, then you won't get any sympathy from me. Whiners can go hang upside down in a tree. Maybe they'll fall on their head and the whining will no longer need to be fed. Was I too crass? Doesn't bother my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

106 comments:

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    1. Wow, number one
      On time with your run

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    2. Well done Manzie
      You are in good company!

      Hank

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    3. Yipppeee
      For meee

      And Manzi too
      At my zoo

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    4. Manzanita is NUMBER ONE!
      Such fun!
      And she said hello too
      More concise than Scooby Doo
      From coast to coast
      Don't mean to boast
      Yipppeee for you
      At your shoe!

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    5. haha more concise indeed
      As she goes all one word at my feed

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    6. No, 'Hello Cat
      Where's the party at?'
      No Suza or Hank
      No Poetry Tank
      Just a very brief hello
      At the Kitty Cat Show

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    7. That is all in took
      At my nook

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  2. Whiners have to leave the room
    They are really gloom and doom
    They suck the energy from the air
    Drives me crazy, they don't care
    Nothing seems to make them happy
    Their life continues to be crappy

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    1. haha that is their way
      Spinning it around at their bay
      All about the whine
      From their toes right up their spine

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  3. Where is everyone today?
    I wrote my rhyme I had my say
    I am going back to study
    Life can be a fuddy duddy

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    1. Guess they are slow
      Or sleeping at their show

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    2. Like a toad
      Stuck in a jam too
      With only one shoe

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    3. Feeling like a blue clown
      Not a fox
      In a box

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    4. Do you have a red nose
      Like a rose

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  4. Whiners gotta step up and do what's right.
    Can't change shitty things without a fight.
    Don't like somethin' what's ya gonna do?
    Come on whiner, change starts with YOU!

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    1. That is the way
      Day by day
      But whiners whine
      Wishing things to align

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  5. whiners whiners everywhere,
    all they do is sorrows share
    Maybe I'm on of those
    cos that's the blogpost I wrote!

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    1. Once in a while
      A whine isn't so vile
      But whining this and that everyday
      Is crazy at any litter tray

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  6. Whiners whine but they do nothing about it. I have a co-worker who constantly moans about needing to lose weight but he doesn't change anything about his life.

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    1. Yep, I know a few of those too
      Whine and do nothing to fix it at their zoo

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  7. With you as teacher I try to learn better English .... :))))
    We say to someone who whines "Zeurpit" !!!
    Are you one "Nag"? :)))

    ઇઉ Ell@

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    1. The cat can try and teach
      But crazy may be in reach
      Zeurpit I like
      Make the whiners take a hike

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  8. Mushy is in the whining faze and it's awful. Everything is a whiny "nooo don't do thattt". I hate it. Lol People should put more effort into fixing the problem then whining about it!

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    1. haha a whiny child isn't very fun
      And they should put more work into getting things done

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  9. I recently stopped visiting a blog
    cuz she was the whining hog
    after 7 years of her whiny spat
    I thought I'd had enough of that!

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    1. You lasted 7 years at your zoo?
      Damn, not sure I'd make it past 2

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  10. Kind of fits with my nightmare, worry and stress poem. I like the ying yang touch and wondered how the poem would read if I changed all the whines to wines.

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    1. haha might get one drunk
      Left in a big funk

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  11. There are so many people who would have a better life if they would just shut up and do something about it.

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    1. Yep, that many would
      And shut up they should

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  12. Whining gits, do they want cheese with their whine too?

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    1. Probably do
      And the expensive stuff too

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  13. I can whine at times
    I do admit that is true
    usually about the weather
    which I can't change, but can make me blue

    betty

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    1. I'll bitch about the snow
      When the white stuff does show
      But nothing I can do
      Except move to a warm zoo

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  14. "The Whine Shall Now Align!"
    Intruding is not a good sign
    Whiners are losers
    Dispense with answers
    Such twisted mind entwined

    Hank

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  15. I cannot put with the eternal whiners. Don't mind someone complaining but don't whine all the time.

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    1. Yep, a complaint here and there is fine
      But screw those that just whine and whine

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  16. I want to complain about your post being back in the norm.
    Whine as I may, are you going to do what I say.
    I mean you will have hell to pay.
    What do you mean this is how it will stay
    It is not all day
    It will not always be this way
    Just too many words rhyme, okay.
    Yay, I'll whine and rhyme away
    at your bay
    Imagine walking along a cay,
    To make hay
    With a great big J
    Or anyway you may
    Don't want to hear nay
    Just a great big ray

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    1. You forget play
      With your rhyming fray
      But what the hey
      Come what may
      The rhyme shall stay
      And be this way
      Maybe with a twist or two in May
      With the path I lay

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  17. Oh the whine is everywhere. So much whine, so little time!

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    1. So much to ignore
      From shore to shore

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  18. Whiners everywhere I must say. Hour after hour, and day after day.

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    1. And year after year
      With their whine cheer

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  19. Those people want a couple of things that I don't want to give them. They want attention, they want sympathy and they want a big "you're so brave" pat on the back for whatever crap they're yakking about at the moment.

    Life is tough, we've all been through hard things but one learns to get through it. Stiff upper lip and all this is better than "welcome to my pity party"

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    1. Yep, the sympathy is what I laugh at
      They'll get no sympathy from the cat
      When all one does and sit and whine
      A big feck off comes from the feline
      Stiff upper lip works indeed
      Then the waterworks at ones feed

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  20. I try not to whine because the responsibility is mine, but sometimes I just need to vent. One thing: I really, really hate all my FB friends who think diet pills with exercising and eating right are a good thing. Dummies :(

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    1. haha yeah I hate those nuts too
      Oh look what a fancy diet pill can do
      Pffft to that
      says the cat

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  21. haha, I was such a whiner when we were hiking this mountain last weekend but at least I was owning it! I could hear how annoying I was being as I continually complained about my aching feet!!

    Also, this sums up life:

    I need to drop weight.
    But I eat a lot and hate exercise.
    I have to fill my plate,
    Isn't this magic pill wise?

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    1. hahaha well at least you knew
      And aching feet can bring forth a whine or two

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  22. ha - there seem to be so many people who always complain and find others to blame for their own lack of energy or discipline
    well roared lion

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    1. Yep, they always have an excuse
      When really they need a kick in the caboose

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  23. I hate the whiner
    He/she needs to let loose
    Go drink a keg
    Or dance on a caboose
    Just don't whine near me
    And give it a rest
    Else I'll show you a real whine
    That shames all the rest.

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    1. haha put them in their place
      Then maybe the whine will leave without a trace

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  24. Hate whiners. Simply hate them. A person simply needs to do what they have to do and deal with it. ♥

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    1. That they surely do
      Flush the whiners down the loo

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  25. Hate whiners. Simply hate them. A person simply needs to do what they have to do and deal with it. ♥

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  26. They can't help it......they were born like that!

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  27. It's not their fault! It is someone else's fault!

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  28. One can never satisfy a whiner.
    Nothing would be finer
    than to tell that whiner "Shut Up"
    but they would whine more in their cup.
    Now I when they whine
    I am sitting there, just fine
    'cos I'm not listening to them at all,
    my mind is dreaming about other things and having a ball!

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    1. haha the way to be
      Let the mind stray at your sea
      Then just nod and go on your way
      Have a much better day

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  29. There's a big whiner down in Kentucky who refuses to issue marriage paperwork for gay people. The governor told her to do her job, a federal judge told her to do her job and the federal supreme court told her to do her job. Yet she whines about her beliefs.

    Now I want to whine about not having that kind of job security. How nobody has been able to fire her has made me wonder.

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    1. Wow, that is stupid as can be
      Fire her ass and let her go swing from her whiny tree

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  30. No whining from me as today its warm and sunny outside ~ Whiners are losers ha ~

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    1. That they are indeed
      Nice today too at our feed

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    2. So no whining and dining for the two of you?

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    3. haha - I'll take some wine...

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    4. The cat doesn't eat
      So avoid that street

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    5. Wining sure beats whining even if The Cat won't eat
      We'll just stuff him with a special, you know, treat! :p

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    6. Pffft good luck with that
      Your arm will be gone if you come at the cat

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  31. orlin N cassie

    de food servizz gurl haza motto that ya can pizz & moan til de cows come home but itz knot gonna change a dam thing til ya look ta try & change it yur self furst....

    { tho frank lee...bee tween uz....we pizz & moan everee day bout sum thin coz we iz catz..... N we can due that ya noe ~~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥ }

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    1. haha cats can do it with ease
      And whenever they please
      The motto is true
      Has to start with you

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  32. I had to listen to a whiner today...I always have so much to do..they give me everything...ugh..shut up..

    I have to admit I whine here and there...you know it's true...haha...

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    1. I don't listen at my sea
      May come off mean, but don't bother me

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  33. I'm with Madilyn, it's not whining if you're venting:)

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  34. I really despise whiners
    I would rather deal with winers.
    LOL!

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    1. lol the drunks pass out
      And end their shout

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  35. Today's whine is mine - not thine!

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  36. Have you been using my Facebook account for inspiration here? Seems like all I see on there anymore are whiners. I need a big glass of WINE after scrolling through for a few minutes!

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    1. haha oh I ignore that crap
      No Facebook for this chap

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  37. It's nice to read your words. Gives many meanings. Have a nice day!

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  38. Time to swap whine, whine, whine for wine, wine, wine!

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  39. If I could drink
    Some wine with their groaning
    Then I would be immune
    To whining and moaning

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    1. But might cost a bunch
      As some are really out to lunch

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    2. I'll add a pair of earplugs
      To help stifle those lugs

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  40. One of the girls I taught last night
    Wears braces and can't eat taffy white
    Handed out to all the class
    She really could have whined in mass
    Instead she said, "That's okay,
    I'll have straight teeth one day!"

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    1. That is sure the attitude to keep
      Then forward she will leap

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  41. How about a little wine, to help forget about the Whine

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