In this place you will have plenty to see.
There is many a huge tree.
There are green leaves too.
Oh yeah, the other thing in view.
There are dolls hanging from many a tree.
It is rather creepy if you ask me.
But if you love dolls a ton,
Go to Isla de las Munecas for some fun.
Some who have been there have a claim.
It is far from tame.
They claim the dolls have whispered in their ear,
When they have gotten near.
Chucky for real?
That is a sweet deal.
Could star in your own horror movie.
Wouldn't that be groovy?
A girl supposedly drowned there,
And the dolls came by the pair.
Her spirit possesses them all.
That is a lot of possessing at ones stall.
But the dolls aren't just naked as can be.
Nope! They have decapitated heads for all to see.
They are missing limbs and eyes too.
Don't you want to go for a view?
Some think they are threatening in their stance.
I suppose that could be true upon first glance.
But unless they really go all Chucky,
You'll be just fine and ducky.
And if you don't hang a doll up,
You may suffer a hiccup.
The spirit may haunt you,
Until you add a creepy doll for all to view.
Creepy doll land.
Come, put your toes in the sand.
Who needs Bora Bora anyway.
Here with creepy dolls you can play.
Ready to take that trip?
Board a bus, plane or ship?
You may never return though,
Just so you know.
Is Isla de las Munecas your next destination spot? Don't you want to see creepy dolls rot? They only have eyes for you. What? I'm sure it is true. If they have eyes that is. Otherwise you may have to settle for nose biz. At least they can smell your gas. Report back how it goes to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.