Saturday, October 31, 2015

A Future Day As The Ghosts Play!

So way back when Halloween started someone must have farted. That is the only reason for this. The Celts sure were amiss. It was said that because spirits and everything were out and about, seeing the future was as easy as catching a trout.

I can do it too.
Right here at my zoo.
No need for a boo.
I can do it on the loo.

Just a little flick.
I'll do it right slick.
Brick by flippin brick,
Everything will click.

Don't believe me?
Go climb a tree.
Human stuck in a tree.
That would be a sight to see.

The future is here.
I can see it in my sphere.
It is so easy to peer.
No need to shed a tear.

What was that?
Where are you at?
Listen to the cat.
I'll chew the fat.

You are here.
You are near.
You have no fear,
Of my rhyming rear.

Wow, I'm wise.
The future flies.
No second tries.
I tell you no lies.

You read my post.
You read it at my coast.
Read or read boast.
Say it right like most?

Or maybe say it wrong.
Sing the same old song.
Why not sing along.
Rap like Donkey Kong.

And now for the mess,
I saw so much less.
Because as "publish" I press,
It's still June I confess.

Maybe on Halloween night I'll see so much more. Do you think so at your shore? Do you think the future can be seen on that day of Halloween? Pfffft says the cat and Santa decided to drop the fat. Silly humans are found in mass. But you amuse my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

61 comments:

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    1. What's happening?
      Was just lurking
      Didn't know what's coming
      #1 in the offing!

      Hank

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    2. Got on in
      For the win
      Not on the road
      Blue had to be in snoring mode

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    3. Not snoring like you
      At your zoo

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    4. Thanks Blue
      Great to see you!

      Hank

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    5. On the road
      With a toad's load

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  2. A Future Day As The Ghosts Play!
    Will be seeing all these in a few days
    All can do it
    Not to retreat
    A matter of finding some clever ways

    Hank

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    1. Clever ways
      Can get one out of a maze

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  3. Pagans sure knew how to make a good holiday, they were so good Christians kept stealing them and making them their own.

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    1. lol well best form of flattery, right?
      As they stole on sight

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  4. When this was written
    By a kitten
    People were aflutter with spring
    The world was sunny with bling
    Today we await
    By the garden gate
    For the ghosts to float by
    As white sheets in the sky

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    1. Spring had sprung
      Now pop a lung
      Ghosts can scare
      So beware
      Or get a vacuum and suck
      That will pass the buck

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  5. Halloween all year around
    Any mask can be found...

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    1. That it can be
      As some hide with glee

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  6. Happy Halloween, hope you all don't have too many scary looking witches come visit you. And that you get lots of treats.

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    1. The cats will get a few
      No witches though in view

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  7. Have a spooky cool Halloween Pat!

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    1. Hope you do as well
      As under the bed we all dwell

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  8. I'm turning off my porch light, so I won't see anything.
    Actually, did you see the interview this morning - the one with a guy stuck up in a tree after his car was swept away? Too wild.

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    1. haha easy way to not see
      lol just looked that up as he sits in the tree

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  9. Have a good one, and don't forget to open your doors when they come around.

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    1. No one comes around
      As in an apt we are found

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  10. Writing your post in June
    Imagining a frightful scare
    Now you're there
    Boo!
    Happy Halloween!

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    1. haha didn't quite work
      But got a smirk

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  11. I'll reboot my previous thoughts on your amazing, future-seeing productivity: I'm in awe, and that isn't hypothetical, Pat! I'd be idiotically and blissfully happy, if I could get as far ahead as you; that would be as sweet as the beat of Halloween treats! Have a great weekend, my friend!

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    1. It is sure a nice way to be
      Can break whenever I like at my sea

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  12. Twas four months ago
    There's so much new at your show
    And one dozen books or so
    But of course, that you know.
    Happy Halloween to you
    May June weather come through.

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    1. June weather would be nice
      Books sprout like rice
      Been 7 sense june
      Close to a dozen at my sand dune

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  13. I do read your post.
    I read it at your coast.
    It is not polite to boast.
    if you do you'll become a ghost!

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    1. Read it at my coast
      Were you a ghost?
      We didn't see you
      Sneaking into our zoo

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  14. Hehehe this post was funny
    Happy Halloween
    xx

    www.sakuranko.com

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  15. Grrrrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast!

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    1. To the future, Cat!
      Raise that beer on your mat

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    2. The future you say
      Does it involve lots of pay

      R must be on vacation at his sea
      Or maybe gone again for a spree

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    3. No... I've got him in a box
      With a fox

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  16. I love how you set your posts so early. But, yeah, for fortune telling it's a bit squirrelly. I think this time of year is so creepy because it's suddenly dark as we go to work all sleepy.

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    1. Yeah, the dark can make people go snaky
      And could make some shaky

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  17. ha - surely the future cannot be seen better on halloween than on any other day
    cheers and have a happy weekend

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    1. haha yeah, just a myth indeed
      At any old feed

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  18. Do you dress your cats in costumes, Pat?
    No, I doubt it...they'd knock you flat!
    Or eat them to set themselves free
    as you took a Halloween spree!

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    1. I'd have no arm
      And yeah, they'd eat them like a charm

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  19. Boo! can you hear my creepy voice?/Have you any choice?/Say your last prayers, cat!/I'll kidnap you in my hat! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Good luck with that
      May lose an arm if you try to kidnap the cat

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  20. Sitting in my lobby
    Just saw a giant bunny
    He was soft, grey and white
    And had ears ever so funny

    Happy Hallowe'en to Orlin, Cassie and Pat...

    BOOOOOOOOOO!

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    1. Did Easter get mixed up?
      Maybe the easter bunny found something in his cup

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  21. Didn't see much here on this Halloween Day
    nothing from the future or even the present day
    not one single trick or treater came our way
    I'll have to save the candy for what I might say???

    betty

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    1. Freeze and save for next year
      Or give it to random kids for cheer

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  22. I can tell the future if I put on my super 3D happy sparkly spy guy ghost glasses.

    Or I made that up. ;)

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    1. Damn, can I get a pair
      Wait! You'd lied to me at my lair?

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  23. Why do people who claim they can see the future end up going bankrupt. Why can't they pick the lotto numbers?

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    1. Yeah, as they lie
      On every single try

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  24. I did see into the future this Halloween. I woke up and saw myself eating lots of candy. As soon as the we got home, I raided the kid's buckets and voila! My vision was true!

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    1. Easy vision to have come true
      As long as the candy came due

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