Wednesday, October 28, 2015

A Hypothetical Day Here At My Bay!

The cat was reading a hypothetical thingy the other day and they wanted to know what you'd say. Or it was how you'd hide a body after a kill. Hmm, doesn't that just give you a thrill?

Hypothetically, which would you rather be.
An apple on a tree.
An orange in the sea,
Or a banana tripping me?

Did you pick three?
Damn, now I know you hate me.
Wait, it was hypothetical, right?
So can't hold that against you at my site.

Hypothetically, what would you rather do?
Sit on a shiny public loo,
Wrestle with a kangaroo,
Or steal the blue guy's shoe?

Back to number three?
How dare thee.
Oh wait, still hypothetical and all,
Here at my hall.

Hypothetically, which would you rather see.
A dog taking a pee,
A flea on your knee,
Or the cat stuck in a tree?

Still stuck on three?
I'll curse thee.
What? Hypothetical is the name of the game?
Damn, I guess I'll remain tame.

Hypothetically, which would you rather eat.
Cow testicles picked off the street,
Salamander ever so sweet,
Or the blue guy's shoe?

Was that number three?
A tough choice for thee?
Leather can be tasty.
Unless it's too pasty.

Hypothetically, how would you win a bet?
Play far and hope it's met,
Cheat and leave another in defeat,
Or let the cat handle the meet and greet?

You still stuck on three? Damn, you proved my point at my sea. Hypothetical questions can be used to see into your mind. You are a strange human kind. Hypothetically, would the cat enslave you all? Yep, like heads on a wall. What? It was hypothetical of me. I wouldn't really do it at my sea. Hmm, at least I'd leave you happy like the singing bass. He is always fun for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

111 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    How about some reboots on your mat?
    Michael, Jason and Chucky walking hand in hand...
    Wouldn't that be grand?
    They can go and reboot my shoe
    Or sniff some Scooby Doo goo
    Hey, it's Wednesday...
    Such a fun day!

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    1. Reboot and sniff
      Get a good whiff
      Then they go stiff
      Fall from a cliff

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    2. Will they fall fast?
      Such a blast!

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    3. Fall and go boom
      Ending all's doom

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  2. Steal the blue guy's shoe????
    This can't be true
    Twice?
    How nice!
    Oh it's hypothetical... I see
    Well, so is Scooby Dooweeee
    Which would you rather be:
    A fox in a box
    Or a toad on the road?

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    1. A fox in a box
      Safer that roads and rocks

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    2. No moles allowed
      Three's a crowd

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    3. My neighbor wouldn't mind
      Likes a mole's behind

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    4. They get kinky
      With a mole who's dinky

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  3. Lucky number three.
    How can that be?
    It wins the hypothetical war.
    Dang, sounds like folk lore.

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    1. Folk lore a plenty
      Maybe lucky number twenty

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  4. Actually, I'd probably take the salamander. A good chef could make it tasty.

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    1. I suppose it could be done
      With a good cooking run

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  5. A Hypothetical Day Here At My Bay!
    Not a day gone without some play
    Which in theory
    Just take three
    Perhaps spring a trap for a blue jay

    Hank

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    1. Play at hand
      In my land
      Ain't it grand
      A blue jay stand

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  6. So I could have a banana
    And the bread called anadama...
    Toss the peel after I ate it all
    Just so I could see you fall?

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  7. Pick a number, it'll bring you fame
    Easy to play the old shell game
    Hypothetically don't be wise
    They'll cut you down to Bubba's size

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    1. Bubba is a shrimp?
      He must be a wimp

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  8. Way to early in the morning to make choices of three! Let me see, I would rather watch a dog take a pee, while I sit on my shiny loo, then I am off to wrestle that kangaroo. Gonna have to pass on those cow testicles though...just going to walk away from those. Yep..gonna have to pass with a big smile on my face. :)

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    1. haha a big smile saying you want a few?
      You know it has to come due

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  9. Way to early in the morning to make choices of three! Let me see, I would rather watch a dog take a pee, while I sit on my shiny loo, then I am off to wrestle that kangaroo. Gonna have to pass on those cow testicles though...just going to walk away from those. Yep..gonna have to pass with a big smile on my face. :)

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  10. My kids had that game, 'Would You Rather?' I hated that game!

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    1. lmao seems many do that
      Was done where we are at

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  11. Well to be honest, I don't particularly like this game. None of the choices are great. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. haha none to pick
      Can make one run some slick

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  12. You got me, I love the idea of a banana peel accident! Hypothetically, that is. :)
    Happy Wednesday!

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    1. Death by banana peel
      That would be a rough ordeal

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  13. Just to shake up things a bit
    I will go for number two
    Because I might do some of those things
    wouldn't you?

    betty

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    1. You just never know
      May give some a go

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  14. Hypothetically, realistically, or imaginatively...I will never EVER want to see a flea on my knee EVER. Ew.

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    1. lmao hmmmm the cat may have to make that come true
      Just to watch the reaction from you

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    2. That's not very nice, cat. :(

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    3. Never said I was nice
      Care for some mice?

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    4. How rude, Cat!
      Be nice on your mat

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    5. Bah, more fun the other way
      Here at my bay

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  15. I would rather...
    Be an apple on a tree
    Sit on a shiny public loo
    A dog taking a pee
    Umm...I refuse to eat any of those...but the best option would be the shoe. Sorry!
    And lastly, I'd play fair and hope it's met.

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    1. Play fair you say
      Can work at ones bay
      The shoe may be best
      haha well beats the rest

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    2. The best option it is
      Doing the blue suede biz

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    3. No need to scream and shout
      That's what it's all about

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    4. Now that you can dance
      You take such a Teen Wolf 2 stance

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  16. I would rather...
    Be an apple on a tree
    Sit on a shiny public loo
    A dog taking a pee
    Umm...I refuse to eat any of those...but the best option would be the shoe. Sorry!
    And lastly, I'd play fair and hope it's met.

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  17. Not for one minute do I believe
    The Cat could ever be so naive
    To get stuck high up in a tree
    No, siree!
    Cat
    Is too clever for that!

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    1. The cat would get down
      Then run across town

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  18. I find it strange, hypothetically
    How the word is used redundantly
    Hypothetically or in reality
    I would much rather wrestle a kangaroo
    Thank steal the Blue Guy's shoe
    A kangaroo, I could take down
    But a shoe from the Blue Guy
    Would make him frown
    For that, I would not stick around.

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    1. haha the Blue guy would frown
      Can't have that or he may turn brown
      Redundantly it is used a ton
      With all the hypothetical fun

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    2. Wrestle that kangaroo
      And I'll raise you a Scooby Doo!

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    3. Maybe even a snack
      There for her shack

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    4. You're on the right track
      No need to go back

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  19. I'd definitely want to be,
    an apple on a tree,
    Wrestling with a cute kangaroo ,would certainly do,
    I'd have no problem seeing, my adorable dog peeing,
    Id' definitely eat, what the blue guy put on his feet,
    And I'd forever cheat, by letting the cat handle the feat.

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    1. haha sounds grand
      A cheater in cat land
      And watching a dog pee
      Doesn't take much to impress thee haha

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    2. You'd eat what I've got on my feet?
      Say it ain't so at your shoe eating show

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    3. Must find them yummy
      Easy on the tummy?

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  20. "Would you rather be" sounds like a Bing Crosby song.

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  21. "Would you rather be" sounds like a Bing Crosby song.

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    1. Not a fan
      Of the blue shoe stealing man

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    2. You tell that cat, Sherry!
      Smack him with a violin
      Throw his butt in a bin :p

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    3. Throw my butt in
      What about the rest of me given a spin?

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  23. Ooh! I love the change in your header. Super fun!

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  24. I may not be hypo but I can be hyper at times!

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  25. Would you rather be #1

    or having fun?

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  26. orlin N cassie...just sayin.... but if de cowz "parts" iz on de street....then uz boyz wanna noe wear in de hell ........ R'z iz ~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. May not find them at all
      The vet stapled them to some wall

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  27. Replies
    1. Yippppeee
      For meeee

      R is late
      So you took the bait

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    2. He was busy eating my shoe
      So here's GREAT POST Scooby Blue

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    3. You stole R
      First post he missed in a while at my sand bar

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    4. I put him in a box
      With a pair of socks

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    5. You stole R
      How rude at your sand bar

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  28. I've always said I don't do 'what if's" and to me speaking hypothetically is the same thing to me.

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    1. That is true
      The same through and through

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  29. Here's a hypothesis for you cat/what would happen if an apple fell over in my hat?/would I eat it straight away/or would I save it for another day? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. You'd eat it a bit
      Then throw it in a pit

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  30. I'll stay far away from Blue's shoe. I might get a book about me.

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    1. Smart thinking
      Or you'd be drinking

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    2. haha wise choice indeed
      there at your feed

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    3. That you do
      But not at my zoo

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  31. I won't eat any cow testicles! Nope, not me.
    I'd take a shoe at my sea!

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    1. haha shoe over those
      Each could cause woes

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  32. Hypothetically, I have nothing to say.
    Truthfully, I have nothing to say.

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    1. haha nothing can work
      Beats each above perk

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  33. I am not fond of eating shoe, but it sounds like the best choice out of the 3.

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  34. Hypothetically speaking I'd rather choose between a white sandy beach or a golden sand beach to live next to... ah the trauma of having to choose. Real life is about to put me in an apartment though. Not close to the beach. ;)

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    1. lol that would be a nice spot
      Apartments can sure suck a lot

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  35. Sit on a public loo?
    What has gotten into you?
    Never in a million years
    would those things touch my rear.
    You know it's the squat and hover!
    Any other way would make me shudder!
    lol....

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    1. lol yep, that is the only way
      Nasty at any public bay

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  36. You made me go "GAK" after reading about cow testicles

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    1. lol people eat them up
      Don't even have to be a pup

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  37. Lots of hypos
    You've given a run
    A banana tripping
    Might add to the fun

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    1. Depends who took the fall
      And hit a wall

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