Do you need a date? Want to find a mate? No superstitions need be had, just hop on a dating site at your pad. Look below. Maybe you'll find one you want to give a go.
I'm originally from a small town living in a small town.
Wow, how were you able to write that down.
Love sports. Love soccer. Love softball.
Hmm, redundant much at your hall?
I'm a very simple woman with expensive taste.
Call oxymorons r us, no time to waste.
Things I don't like: Flakes....Things I do like: Snow flakes...
I guess you want to weed out the fakes?
I like travelinngoutdoor
What? You mean indoors you can't explore?
Raised in the middle of the woods
Deliverance is not fine in any hoods.
I'm not much of a good speller(I hat it realy)
And you were doing so well with the spelling dealy.
My mom thinks I'm the best
Glad you can pass the mommy test.
I'm an easy going girl who would like to meet someone similiar to me.
So looking for a girl who is easy?
I could sayings but I'll save that.
No going to saying the cat?
I' m a 3 two year old woman looking to see what's out there.
And still can't type right with years to spare.
Will update at a lader time
Do I have to get a ladder and climb?
I don't bit.
The cat may bite because of it.
Rock n socks with me.
Don't they roll and live free?
I'll take the one with socks.
I like to pay poker.
Hope you avoid the dreaded joker.
Come to my door and speak.
Sorry, not a mutt at our creek.
Houses are my things.
Do any have wings?
No shit on, no chat.
Think you forgot a R where you're at.
But if shit is what you want,
The cat has jars of it at his haunt.
So there you are. Now you can have some strange/scary dates for Halloween at your sand bar. The cat can always hook you up if you want. Or he'll just sit here and taunt. Any you want to grab from the above dating class? Wise not to tell my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.