Sunday, October 25, 2015

A Scare For Your Neck Hair!

Do you need a date? Want to find a mate? No superstitions need be had, just hop on a dating site at your pad. Look below. Maybe you'll find one you want to give a go.

I'm originally from a small town living in a small town.
Wow, how were you able to write that down.
Love sports. Love soccer. Love softball.
Hmm, redundant much at your hall?

I'm a very simple woman with expensive taste.
Call oxymorons r us, no time to waste.
Things I don't like: Flakes....Things I do like: Snow flakes...
I guess you want to weed out the fakes?

I like travelinngoutdoor
What? You mean indoors you can't explore?
Raised in the middle of the woods
Deliverance is not fine in any hoods.

I'm not much of a good speller(I hat it realy)
And you were doing so well with the spelling dealy.
My mom thinks I'm the best
Glad you can pass the mommy test.

I'm an easy going girl who would like to meet someone similiar to me.
So looking for a girl who is easy?
I could sayings but I'll save that.
No going to saying the cat?

I' m a 3 two year old woman looking to see what's out there.
And still can't type right with years to spare.
Will update at a lader time
Do I have to get a ladder and climb?

I don't bit.
The cat may bite because of it.
Rock n socks with me.
Don't they roll and live free?

Freak lunchbox
I'll take the one with socks.
I like to pay poker.
Hope you avoid the dreaded joker.

Come to my door and speak.
Sorry, not a mutt at our creek.
Houses are my things.
Do any have wings?

No shit on, no chat.
Think you forgot a R where you're at.
But if shit is what you want,
The cat has jars of it at his haunt.

So there you are. Now you can have some strange/scary dates for Halloween at your sand bar. The cat can always hook you up if you want. Or he'll just sit here and taunt. Any you want to grab from the above dating class? Wise not to tell my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

74 comments:

  1. Testing one two....
    Reboot the hoot....


    Kitty... Catty
    On the matty
    Where's that crocky
    On a rocky?
    And that foxy
    In boxy?
    And that catty
    In a hatty?
    Or that Hanky
    In a tanky?
    Or Trueweeeeh?
    Or Scooby Dooweeeeeee?
    Hey,
    It is Sunday...
    Such a fun day!

    How do you do
    The name is Boppity Blue
    AKA The Grumpy Goo

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    1. Stuck on the road
      With quite a load

      Hanky

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    2. Hank was stuck
      Had to duck
      You were up
      Like a pup
      Ready to go
      Scooby Snacks in a row

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    3. Hank was on the road
      Stuck like a toad with a load
      Did he go from coast to coast
      Did he have some toast?
      Lots of questions from The Goo
      And Scooby Doo
      But how great is this post?
      Did you mean to boast?

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    4. Yipppeee
      For meee

      Oh it is oh so great
      No one anywhere can relate haha

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    5. Trueweeeeh was in bed
      as dreams danced in her head

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    6. Are you okay
      At your True Blue Bay?

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    7. Hopefully the dancing was light
      Otherwise could cause a fright

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  2. Jars of it, you say?
    Even on a Sunday?

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    1. When you gotta go
      There'd better be no snow

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    2. That would freeze
      Like a bad breeze

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  3. No dates for me, I'll pass on that, ha.

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  4. "I'm a very simple woman with expensive taste"
    With such credentials one will 'be laid to waste'
    Perhaps a gold-digger
    One can fairly figure.
    Look for another and to just chill off with haste

    Hank

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    1. The Cat is fast asleep
      Dreaming about some simple creep ;)

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    2. The Cat is fast asleep
      Dreaming about some simple creep ;)

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    3. Gold diggers are scary indeed
      Run away at top speed

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    4. Times two
      With a sleep or snore too

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    5. I snore
      Like a boar
      Not a bore
      At my shore

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    6. Or a bore boar
      Boaring no more?

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  5. I don't think the easy girl would be interested in you then. Bummer, huh?

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  6. Maybe easy going and expensive taste should get together

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  7. I think I'll be spending Halloween under the bed!

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  8. I guess dating services are the rule
    There's no need to go to school
    No need to cram for tests beaucoup
    You'll find someone as dumb as you

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  9. I'm just glad I'm out of the dating scene
    don't think I could do it once again
    some of those lines are darn right scary
    would definitely frighten away the men

    betty

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  10. We will pass on the dating scene. Too complicated. Have great Pat.

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    1. Complicated in many a way
      Any old day

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  11. Wow. At least there's variety in their responses.

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  12. I prefer the old days....just pick up someone at a bar!

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    1. Can still do that
      But crazy where they are at

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  13. Dating scenes
    sometimes serene
    with sea view
    and soul kin.

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    1. Can be serene I suppose
      But tends to cause many woes

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  14. Oh my...so very sad
    they can't spell worth a tad.
    Thank God I am no longer in that scene
    I have a feeling some of those are not very clean.

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  15. No interest in the dating scene
    the pickings seem so very lean.
    Better to leave it up to fate
    then play a game of rate-a-date.

    VR Barkowski

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    Replies
    1. Fate can screw you in the end
      Lose no matter the trend

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  16. I'll leave dating for you to do
    so many for you to choose..

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    Replies
    1. I choose the door
      Over those at my shore

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  17. Jars of poo? Well that just won't do.

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  18. Oh good grief,
    There's a brain thief.
    Who it hits we can track -
    Watch who zombies attack.

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  19. Oh my, that was bad.
    So few IQ points have been had!
    Maybe the one that is 3 two
    couldn't spell 'thirty' so the three came due.

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    1. haha that may very well be true
      Thirty could be hard to spell at her zoo

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  20. Dating woes
    Leave it to others
    Arrogant, dim, maybe rude
    Or just live with their mothers

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  21. I'm glad I don't need any dating advice at the moment :)

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  22. My sister in law lived in a small town that has a gas station and a subway, and that's it

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    1. Damn, that would bore
      Not even a grocery store?

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  23. Wow! Wonderful words about each one...

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  24. All those poor souls out in the dating world. Seems like the good pickins are hard to come by these days!

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  25. Dating is overrated. Color me a skeptic in full. ;)

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    1. lol full on skeptic are you
      There at your zoo

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    2. proud to be
      oh that's me
      but life is still
      kind and sunny :)

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    3. Kind and sunny is swell
      Wish I had money as well lol

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  26. I'm going to pass on a Halloween date
    don't want to test my Halloween fate
    I'd rather live for another year
    than bite my fingernails in fear
    wondering whoooo would be whooo
    wondering what would be what
    no thanks, I'd rather wait!

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    1. haha probably a better way to be
      Then to go on a scary date spree

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  27. OMG! I'm so glad I don't have to think about dating!!!
    That's all you'll catch me debating!

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    1. lol that is about it
      With the dating shit

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  28. haha my mom thinks I'm the best
    my mom in law too
    I pass the mommy test twice at my zoo
    lol

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    1. but sorry I'm taken
      thank God no more dating!

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    2. twice in a row as the best
      haha you sure pass the test

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