Wednesday, October 7, 2015

An Insecure Attack To Help The Pack!


It's Halloween time,
Or close to it's chime.
You are insecure.
It has a certain allure.

Use it well.
Raise some hell.
If your eyes are baggy,
And kinda saggy,

Be a witch.
Scratch that itch.
Give it a go.
Away the insecurity will flow.

Just scare the kiddos away.
So fun at your bay.
Might get an urban legend made about you.
Hell, you might even get two.

Too lazy to shave?
Look like you came out of a cave?
Be a werewolf at your sea.
Howl the insecurity away from thee.

Just stay within the noise bylaws.
Fines may bring out your claws.
Scratching a copper will bring down the hammer,
And you don't want to go to the slammer.

Cat eat your toilet paper?
You know that is a fun caper.
Just a little holey and such.
We don't eat much.

Take your holey tp,
And wrap it around thee.
Be a holey mummy.
You and your cat may get chummy.

Could unravel you with ease.
Or you'll take off in a breeze.
Hmm, may get a bit dizzy.
That will stop your insecurity tizzy.

And if you really want it beat,
Leaving insecurity in defeat,
Just become the undead.
Eat off insecurity's head.

Wasn't the cat helpful today? Enjoy howling at your bay. Just don't do it near the cat. Not sure my ears can take that. Now I am through with my tips for you. So enjoy turning insecurity around in mass. It works for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

124 comments:

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    1. Yes, the Cat was very helpful today
      As I scratch that itch at my bay
      YIKES!

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    2. Good Morning Blue

      There is no party at 6:56 when you have to go to work
      as the cat would say so not a perk...

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    3. Did you catch fleas
      Itching all the way to your knees

      Work? What's that?
      Asks the cat lol

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    4. Hi there, True Blue
      How are you at your shoe?
      There's a always a party at his place
      The Cat has so much space

      No fleas or bugs
      To dirty thugs
      Just a little itch
      Ain't that a bitch?

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    5. Ain't that a bitch
      That little itch
      Need to break the hitch
      But beats a stitch

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    6. Sure beats a stitch
      Or an ugly green witch

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    7. A crazy green witch
      Shrieking at high pitch

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    1. And I'll raise you a....
      A what? :)

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    2. but, wait did you find that blue suede shoe...
      I am sure you have a clue or two...

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    3. Almost number one
      Blue ruined the fun
      But a scooby snack
      May not lack

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    4. In the place to be
      At your sea, not a moat
      Or a goat in a boat

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    5. what no snake
      that is always awake

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    6. That could go gutter
      When you clear the clutter

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  3. Howling at the moon
    Could be quite cathartic
    But maybe best done
    Alone in the Arctic

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    1. Then things may shrink
      Best in a warm place I think lol

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  4. Awesome tips! I think I might get a bunch of grey paint samples and tape them to my body and go as 50 shades of grey.

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    1. lol that sure can work too
      Just no kinky stuff out and about at your zoo

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  5. Be a mummy that Pat and the cat could do
    as the cat has tried that caper a time or two

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    1. The cat gets it done
      With a round and round tp run

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  6. I'd do better as one of the undead. Not hairy enough to be a werewolf.

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    1. With a little bit of rot
      You'll forget any insecure plot

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  7. It's that time of year,
    to sew up the kid's Halloween gear,
    A dragon for her
    I wish I could defer,
    A scary tiger for him,
    Where the hell is my bottle of gin.
    :D

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    1. haha you've got your hands full indeed
      This year at your feed

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  8. Your tips are great for the insecure
    They won't go crying in their beer
    They may sit and howl at the moon
    Wishing they were a beady--eyed racoon

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    1. A thief in the night
      That can take flight
      Into the garbage can
      A wish by every man lol

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  9. I'll turn a wheelchair
    Into a snare!
    Or maybe give it some flair
    And drive it from Batman's lair.

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    1. Throw a batman gadget or two
      Then you'd be a hit at your zoo

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  10. It's jeans weather once again, so shaving isn't high on my list. Not sure I can pull off a werewolf though.

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    1. lol you never know
      Let it grow for next year's show

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  11. Insecurity and Halloween are buddies. You can hide behind the disguise.

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    1. That you can at ones sea
      But no disguise for me

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  12. Lol @ shave and cave. Hahahaha if I didn't shave I may look like a wolf. Do wolves live in a cave??

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    1. That some wolves do
      And grizzly bears too lol

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  13. does a ghost cow say boo or moo?

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    1. I once had a Swedish girlfriend. She swore cows say, 'Meh!'

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    2. Hmmm was she all there
      In the head at her lair

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    3. She was talking about Swedish cows and stuff
      Meeeeeeeeh! Okay, that's enough

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    4. She still might be a nut
      Stuck in a meeeeeh rut

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    5. So grumpy a swedish, and spanish !you had a lot of girlfriends :)

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    6. The list is long
      Like the Blue Guy Song
      She was a twin, you know
      Saying, 'Meh!' at her show

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    7. Two isn't that much
      Had an uncle who had over 25 and such lol

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  14. I like your Halloween theme. Might just give a writer a meme. I feel way less insecure...or maybe that's just from the beer.

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    1. The beer can do that
      Help it out, stat

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  15. Halloween, the one time a year one can be silly
    and dress up however they want to be
    and everyone is fine with it
    and may laugh along with thee

    betty

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    1. Not a care is had
      With each dressed up lass or lad

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  16. "An Insecure Attack To Help The Pack!"
    Put up weirdo costumes for what we lack
    Halloween for kids
    Being hard to beat
    Just enjoy the fun and not to be set back

    Hank

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  17. Oh crap, Halloween? I hope that dreaded chicken hat isn't around.

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  18. Haha Zombieize insecurity. I kinda like it!

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  19. Me-ow. My black cat bit my ankle this morning. Maybe he's just getting into the Halloween spirit early?

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    1. haha could very well be
      Or he wanted attention from thee

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  20. Pfffft! I start napping before Hallo Weenie and wake up after the new year!! ;)

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    1. Hibernation at your bay
      As in sleep mode you stay

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  21. Halloween or not
    I'll be a witch
    With a capital B
    It's the best I've got
    Whoopie!

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    1. A witch making whoopie?
      That has to bring glee to thee

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    2. and possibly green babies. Witches are green, right?

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    3. With little wart noses
      To stop and smell the roses

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  22. Hahaha! Good one! Halloween is not the same for me since my kids have gone. I used to love it, look forward to it. Now, well, it's just another day/night... But I like your take on it so might have to rethink...

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    1. Yeah, just another day and night to me as well
      But I can still use it where I dwell

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  23. Mummy your way is a cheap way to dress up but I'm not sure how long it would last especially if it rains.

    Susan Says

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    1. Get the absorbent stuff
      Could make the mummy tough

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    1. lol just like the cat
      To inspire like that

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  25. Just write away about Halloween or witchy stuff, and soon Christmas will be on its way ~ Let the fun begin with candies and chocolates ~

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    1. Yeah, Christmas will be here before we know
      Along with the stupid snow

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  26. oh Pat "can you eat toilette paper"???
    oh and uusually Grumpy blue live here ?????
    xo

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    1. Blue lives here? Maybe my twin brother haha. I'm just... a visitor. Not a fox in a box
      Or a goat in a boat...

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    2. The cat can eat it
      At least a little bit

      Or a mole
      Stuck in a hole

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    3. You dont have a twin lol
      But you are always here :) :)

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    4. You dont have a twin lol
      But you are always here :) :)

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  27. Love that Halloween makes all those insecurities just go away, it all about the fun, then there's November and a writing challenge. Oh well, never far away!

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    1. Always something to come
      And then some

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  28. Time to jump out and scare all those insecurities away!

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    1. Easy as can be
      Just a boo away from being free

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  29. I love Halloween. I don't know what I'd be, if I'm doing that this year, but I like setting up the decorations for the trick-or-treaters.

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    1. It is fun to see the kiddos come
      Beating their I want candy drum

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  30. orlin N cassie

    we live howl o ween 378 dayz a yeer ....de scareest damn thing ya ever due knot wanna see iz de food serviss gurl gettin outta de showerz....be jezuz...now we haz de heebeezz just thinkin oh it ~~~~~~~

    ♥♥♥

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    1. lmao better keep that under your fur
      She may hear you and not feed you or make you purr

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  31. Some kinky ideas you gave us here.
    Hope you keep on your underwear...lol....
    Scratching that itch in public is just wrong.
    You'll be singing the jail time song.
    And all this about shrinkage has cracked me up.
    That one episode of Seinfeld is still at the top. hahaha....

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    1. Bah, I don't wear undies at my sea
      Like your twin with that spree hahaha
      That Seinfeld episode was great
      Poor George didn't get to mate

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    2. That was TMI
      from you, a guy.
      hahahahaha....
      What happened to my twin anyway?
      His unannounced departure caused me dismay.

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    3. lmao TMI what is that?
      Never a thing for the cat or Pat haha
      Beats the heck out of me
      I guess he is finding himself at his sea

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  32. It's so much fun to see the little witches and ghosts.
    I don't know which ones I like the most.
    All the costumes are quite clever.
    I just hope they have good weather.

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    1. Hopefully it doesn't snow or rain
      That would be a pain

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  33. Aha! Unraveled yarn might do the trick
    With a little glue it might just stick!

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    1. Round and round it may go
      Glue it on and it may glow

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  34. See, that's my goal in life: to get an urban legend made about me ;)

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  35. I wonder if I came to the door with a rat on each shoulder to hand out candy if the kids would smile or be scared. Just call me the crazy rat lady.

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    1. lol kids would probably like it
      Parents may not one bit

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  36. Insecurity is for the insecure
    I will pass....life's too short!

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  37. Mark October 31st in your Planner
    Stay away from Murcat Manor
    A time traveling generational curse is on the loose
    And it's power chokes the life out of you like a noose

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    1. Damn, the cat shall get paranoid
      And surely avoid

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  38. No cats here to eat the tp.
    However, my boxers do it with glee.
    The little bastards are going to end up in witch stew if they don't knock it off.

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    1. hahaha the halloween nazi strikes again
      Serving up dog at her den

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  39. Last year was the first Halloween in my new home and I did not know what the trick-or-treat horde would be like. Scary scary, I ran out of candy way too early. This year I've bought 3 very big bags. Oh the horror, if no one shows!!!

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    1. lol that will likely be the way
      Too much or too little and oh the dismay

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  40. LOL, Pat! My eyes are baggy, And kinda saggy, but I'm more apt to be a bitch than a witch right now! We got home shortly before midnight to find our home safe and sound after five weeks away, and I've been making the IWSG rounds before heading to bed. I'm crashing and burning all of a sudden, but I was not going to bed without visiting your blog!!! I knew it would be funny and uplifting ~ which it was! Thanks for always being so secure and having original ideas for beating insecurity!

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    1. Hope you get a good night sleep
      Now that you are back in your keep
      The cat will always find a way to beat it
      Without a hiss and spit

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  41. Rawr! That inspires me to be a cat for Halloween. It would put other people in their place. :)

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    1. Cats take no crap
      You'd put them in place all across the map

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  42. Love Halloween and a witch is always dear to me

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