Thursday, October 22, 2015

Boppity Blue And The Kangaroo!

The cat is back once more with another book at his shore. The blue guy whined so much about his shoe that this one just came through. Yep, the blue guy got the spotlight. His shoe fear is a plight.

Boppity Blue had to poo.
So he stopped to let it come due.
Hope he had some tp.
A leaf would be nasty to me.

But before he could go,
He met a new foe.
A kangaroo in the trees.
He hopped up while Boppity Blue was bent at the knees.

He stole his shoe.
Boppity Blue couldn't let that come due.
So he stopped his poo,
And went after his shoe.

A shoe and a kangaroo,
The kangaroo wanted to chew.
Boppity Blue wanted his shoe.
What is Boppity Blue to do?

Will he get his shoe?
Will he get his poo?
Have to ask Boppity Blue,
As he goes after the shoe stealing kangaroo.












What was that? Hey, shit wasn't said by the cat. It is just scat. Sometimes you have to hop in the woods and do that. Beats a nasty loo. I just hope you don't run into a shoe stealing kangaroo. Could be worse though. A bear could show. Now Boppity Blue has come to pass so the blue guy can find his shoe thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

167 comments:

  1. Hello Cat.... I'm back.....
    Back from the future!
    No, my name ain't Mac
    It's Blue
    Scooby Doo :)

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    1. Good Morning Blue
      it is I True...
      Back from the Future
      now on the computer
      Would that be a Ted Baker suit
      why not buy some cowboy boots

      as the kangaroo stole your blue suede shoe
      where he hid it I haven't a clue...

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    2. Can you go back
      When the future you lack?
      Day past the date
      So a day late

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    3. Late seen from your time-line...
      Mine is just fine
      Hello True
      It's Ted Baker Blue

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    4. Fine you say
      Get lots of pay?

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    5. Too many bills to pay
      On a single day

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  2. So, it wasn't you?
    It was a frigging kangaroo?
    Say it ain't so
    At your show...

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    1. me thinks the cat has a clue
      just ask him blue...

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    2. Will do!
      And, of course, his favorite word is still poo.

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    3. It was the kangaroo
      He really needed that shoe

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    4. Say it ain't so
      As I take over this show!

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    5. Say it ain't so
      As I take over this show!

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    6. Stupid phone
      Should leave me alone

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  3. Lmfao!!! The picture of him chasing the kangaroo looking like a crazy person and wearing one shoe is priceless!!! Congrats on another book, Pat!

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    1. It's a blue suede shoe...

      It all makes perfect sense when you think about it. (Think about it, Jax, and watch Back To The Future...)

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    2. lol crazy person over his shoe
      Can't have one, needs two

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    3. In the place to be!
      Did Jax say, 'lmfao'?
      Is she old enough to use the f-word, Cat?

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    4. Well she is nearing 30
      I guess she can talk dirty

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    5. haha had to
      Never let it go at my zoo

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    6. That Boppiti Blue clone sure let it go
      At the kitty cat show
      Say it ain't so

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  4. Congrats on yet another Book
    to add to your nook...

    haha - where o where is that blue shoe
    maybe, he wanted it for Baby Roo...
    or perhaps, he will deliver it to Pooh

    I guess you have to buy the book
    and have a look....

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    1. Don't believe everything you read, True
      He can't be trusted, I tell you...
      He buried it somewhere on Bora Beach
      So far out of reach!
      And it's cruel too
      If your name is Blue

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    2. Have to get to the beach
      To see if it is in reach
      Right now you can preach
      Don't let a kangaroo be a shoe leech

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    3. Why did he need my shoe?
      Because he needed to poo too?

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    4. Maybe he liked the leather
      Or wanted to poo together

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  5. Boppity Blue Grumpster, chasing a kangaroo for his shoe. Brilliant!
    Congratulations on another book, Pat.

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    1. Where's my shoe!
      That frigging kangaroo!
      I still think it was the Cat, Alex. He burried it somewhere on Bora.

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    2. lol was fun to do
      As everything came through

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    3. Sure it was fun...
      Making fun of Number One
      Or was it number two...
      Minus a shoe?

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  6. OMG this is exactly why I can only take care of business in the privacy of my chambers. Stuck mid poo, to chase after a kangaroo, who stole my shoe, would cause a panic attack to come due. Congrats on another book!

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    1. lmao you never go into the woods to go
      Things can go crazy and out it will never blow

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  7. Boppity Blue And The Kangaroo!
    Did he or didn't he,steal the shoes
    Stuck in the middle
    He could only fiddle
    More to think on not just the poo

    Hank

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    1. More to think on indeed
      Chasing the kangaroo at top speed

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    2. Quick as a flash
      As quick as I spend cash....

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    3. That must be quick
      Caught some slick

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  8. I once saw a kangaroo sitting on a railroad track at the zoo and refuse to move for the kiddie train. They can be ornery little buggers.

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    1. Never knew they were as stubborn as can be
      I guess have to watch their shoe spree

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  9. I just want to know what he used for tp. lol...

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    1. lol socks? Leaves? Long grass?
      Either way, may be hard on the umm ass

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    2. I've got a special app
      When I need to take a.... you know what...

      CAT! This is all your fault!

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    3. lmao oh how fun
      I like what I've done

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    4. Nope, no drool
      Dogs think it cool

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  10. Mystery solved, it is true
    Now Blue knows who stole his shoe
    He limps along in his Ted Baker
    But I guess he's not a fakker
    The Cat's a sleuth, he solved the puzzle
    Drinks are on Blue, it's time to guzzle

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    1. Cat, that was brilliant to find Blue's shoe
      Congratulations are due for you
      A fun book, it is indeed
      You always help a friend in need

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    2. lol got his Ted Baker suit
      Chasing after the brute
      Mystery has been laid to rest
      The cat helped Blue with his shoe stealing pest

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    3. No faker at this shore
      Just three suits hoping for more
      Why did it have to be so skinny
      Doesn't make a new cousin Vinny
      The Cat stole the real shoe
      Painted a fake one blue
      Then gave it to that kangaroo

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    4. Bah, not fake at all
      You can trust what is said on my wall

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  11. I will bet on the kangaroo
    to get away with that shoe
    too bad Blue had to use the loo
    but you do what you have to do!

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    1. Sometimes you can be driving along
      And then everything goes wrong haha

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    2. When you gotta go, you gotta go
      Just like in that dino show

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    3. Which dino was that
      They have big scat

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    4. Run for that
      Bury a person or cat

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  12. Blue must be taking Yoga classes. That second to last picture has him ready to pounce like a cat. Good of you to finally help him find his shoe.

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    1. The cat is as helpful as can be
      Blue must have yoga down at his sea

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    2. Maybe the Cat was wearing a Blue costume and a mask
      You saw through it....such an easy task!

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    3. lol you just never know
      Here at our show

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  13. He caught the kangaroo blue-handed

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    1. That it did with his shoe
      Now the kangaroo is blue

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  14. Kangaroo are herbivores,
    and they chew meal before
    swallowing...so...
    I predict ..the blue shoe
    in the pouch, hurry, Boppity Blue,
    or things get worse! ouch!

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    1. lol in the pouch you say
      After chewed on for play

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  15. Congrats on what looks like to be
    a very cute rhyming book
    definitely will take a bit
    more of a look

    betty

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    1. Was fun to do
      With Blue's shoe

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    2. Don't get too close though...
      You know....

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    3. May stink
      Bring you to the brink

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  16. Okay. Too funny. Considering who was in the starring role, I had to get a copy;)

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    1. haha blue can make it a best seller
      he doesn't die like Old Yeller

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    2. Sandra's got great taste
      She bought it... with haste

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    3. Great taste indeed
      There at her feed

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    4. Got myself a paperback too
      It'll be cherished by Grumpy Goo

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    5. Cherished you say
      On a shelf in a gold display? lol

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    6. I might put it in a picture frame
      No shame!

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  17. What's a kangaroo to do
    With many a shoe?
    Another fun silly book at your zoo.
    Grand applause to you!

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  18. That first line made me crack up!

    The blue guy is kinda cute. :P

    Congrats on another great book!

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    1. Don't tell him that
      He'll stalk your blog flat

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    2. That I'll do
      With my blue suede shoe

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    3. P.S. Did she just call me... cute?

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  19. you are such a grown-up kid, this is spectacular!!!!! What a greedy kangaroo!

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    1. haha grown up kid indeed
      Damn kangaroo's and their greed

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  20. That Roo looks like a whole big bunch of fun! Congrats Pat!!!

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  21. Oh a Blue Guy book, how cute! Congrats on another book!

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    1. The Blue guy got a run
      At least another one

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    2. 1,000 is his aim
      Rhyming is the game
      And a lie or two too
      About my shoe
      And that dino poo

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    3. 1,000 would be grand
      Doubt it at my land

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  22. Replies
    1. Hopefully sales before I'm old
      Or find gold

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    2. It'll be a hit...
      Does poo rhyme with...?

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    3. Nope, need shit
      To take that hit

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  23. After nibbling that shoe
    The Kangaroo may have to poo
    Then Boppity Blue might get the chance
    To grab it and do the Scooby dance

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    1. Or with a wink
      Blue's poo may stink
      Scaring off the fink
      You think?

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    2. I did no such thing, Suza dear
      As the bears I fear

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    3. So he says today
      Here at my bay

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    4. And I say it twice
      Isn't that nice

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    5. Times two
      Gets a run from you

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  24. So I have but one question for you
    Will you be splitting the profits with Grumpy Blue
    So he can finally buy a new shoe?!? :)

    Congrats on the new book, too!

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    1. haha need to sell 1000 to get a good shoe
      That probably won't come due

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    2. Never say no
      At your show
      To Bora we'll go
      With True and Scooby Doo
      And a brand new shoe

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    3. haha riiiight
      In the dead of night

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    4. What?!? And not take me?!?
      It wa my idea to split the money!!!
      😀

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    5. He left you out
      You deserve a shout

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    6. I thought you were already at that beach
      The one that's out of reach

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    7. Been there done that
      Bored the cat

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  25. Another book at your nook. So Boppity Blue could stop in mid poo to get his shoe from the kangaroo? He's gifted!

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    1. Gifted he may be
      And by the looks of it rather bendy

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    2. The only thing you did bend was the truth, Kitty Cat
      As you lied through your teeth on your mat!

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    3. The only thing you did bend was the truth, Kitty Cat
      As you lied through your teeth on your mat!

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    4. Bah, bent not broken
      Care for a bridge token?

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  26. orlin N cassie

    mega awesum...congrats two yur dad on book 935 !!!! we hope him sellz a bazillion copeez & makes a trazillion $$$$$'s

    ♥♥♥

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    1. That would be grand
      We'd share across the land

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  27. Poor Kangaroo! No porta-potties?

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  28. Congrats on the new book ~ What fun to read and see the illustrations ~

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    1. Fun to do
      And screw with Blue

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    2. Nobody screws with me
      In the place to be
      Ask my neighbors... they will tell
      As they yell

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    3. lol got a wall
      To ignore it all

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    4. It cost me two grand
      In my hump hump land

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    5. Damn, should just hump back
      Cheaper and more fun at your shack

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  29. Pat in the Hatt
    How about that
    Whoopty doo
    For a kangaroo
    Boppity Blue
    And a wandering shoe
    Congrats on your book
    I'll have a look.

    Gary, Gary, quite contrary.....

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    1. Blue ad a book
      What time it took

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    2. Will there be a rebooted sequel
      Or a Bora prequel?

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    3. Cat we need to write that book!
      Bora Bora is off the hook!

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    4. Cat we need to write that book!
      Bora Bora is off the hook!

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    5. Will there be a rebooted sequel
      Or a Bora prequel?

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    6. A Bora Bora book?
      May get a look

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  30. Who steals a shoe when someone has to poo? Better yet, how do you just stop mid poo to go running after a shoe. Sounds like a new Olympic sport right there!

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    1. So it can't be true
      Believe the Grumpy Goo

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    2. haha could be a big hit
      With each dimwit
      Olympic sport ready and waiting
      Noses everywhere may be hating

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    3. Just don't slip
      Might cost a hip
      Or a lip

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  31. That was marvellous! I want to sing it all day :) Boppity Blue!

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    1. Jules... you're here too?
      Sing along with Boppiti Blue
      Now, the bop won't stop
      We'll reach the top
      Boppiti Blue
      And his blue suede shoe!

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    2. Sing a song that never ends
      It has trends

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  32. Great fun, Pat! I'm guessing the "blue guy" is the Blue Grumpster, but I'm the first to admit that I might be missing something. "Boppity Blue" sounds more tickety-boo than "Blue Grumpster," although I bet kids would be attracted to that as character name too. Although it doesn't rhyme with "poo." Could make it more challenging for you! If a book called "Everyone Poops" can be a hit, why not this one? Great graphics. Now I'll have to go check it out! Have a good one!

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    1. haha yeah, if everyone poops can win
      We should be able to give it a spin

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  33. What is Boppity Blue doing out in that field taking a poo anyway?

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