Friday, October 30, 2015

Here Come The Dumb Who've Had Too Much Rum!

The cat has noticed a thing here and there, like I always do at my lair, some people just can't be helped out. They are stupider than a trout. That actually may be offending the trout. Off with another rhyme I spout.

There are people that are fat.
There are people that are small.
There are people that are scat.
But one likes to rule them all.

There are people that are whiny.
There are people that are broke.
There are people that are tiny.
But one likes to be the dumbest bloke.

There are people that are tall.
There are people that are short.
There are people that fall.
But one rules this report.

There are people that are slow.
There are people that are fast.
There are people that need to grow.
But one is stuck in the neanderthal past.

These people are the top.
These people are the low.
These people can't stop,
Giving IQ points a lethal blow.

These people always fail.
These people always blink.
These people always wail,
Making you want to drown yourself in the sink.

These people are a drain.
These people are a pain.
These people have no brain,
It hopped to the fast lane.

These people are a dunce.
These people are a schmuck.
These people can be fooled more than once.
These people are denser than a truck.

These people won't get this.
These people will walk away.
This people have idiot bliss,
Come whatever will may.

Find them in the road,
Find them on the lawn.
Go and find a toad,
You'll likely teach it more before dawn.

Ever met a person who was so ditsy and dumb that there is more sense in a dog that sniffs a bum? One said I'd like to know how you get paid on the Internet, there is no debit machine. Where do the bills go? Yeah, I just couldn't at my scene. I'd get dumber from sinking that low. A mutt has waaay more sense. Some people are just dense. Now that cat is through with his sass. Don't go sticking any bills up my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. Good Morning Blue,

      Where's the party at?
      Have a great weekend,,,


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    2. In on time
      Party of one chime

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    3. It was Friday, so I had to go
      Just stopping by to say hi at this show

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    4. Had to get to work
      To many a smiley smirk

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    1. lol jerk or dumb
      Or both, chum?

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    2. I'd throw them in a moat
      Minus a coat
      Or a boat
      Or a goat

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  3. I know quite a few people who have given IQ points a lethal blow. (This made me laugh).

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    1. haha they keep on popping up
      Worse than a butt sniffing pup

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  4. But seriously, sometimes wouldn't life be easier being like them for a day or two because they are so freakin' clueless?

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    1. Yeah, no worries and nothing at all
      Walk around air headed and have a ball

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  5. how do you get paid on the internet
    what there is no place to insert my card...hahahaha
    laughing all the way to the bank....scary stuff

    Have a great weekend!

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    1. lmao so sad that is true
      had to use it at my zoo

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  6. Good morning Pat ~

    I see a lot of them walking in the streets ha ~

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    1. Hopefully they don't walk into stop signs
      Or over felines

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  7. You mean people you wonder how they've remained alive up until this point? Oh yeah, I've met them.

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    1. Yep, not sure how they survive
      Must have a maid at their hive

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  8. Many, many, many of them I have met!

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    1. That there seem to be
      Really rather scary

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  10. So, I see you've sat in on a city council meeting?

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    1. lol nope, but if they are that bad
      Damn, I'm never going there at my pad

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    2. Ha!!! I was thinking... Oh. You watched the debate!
      You've nailed the dummies oh so great!

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    3. lol only seen clips of that
      And dumb where they are at

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  11. Oh come on Cat, don't be like them prudes
    You can dance on stage and be one of them dudes
    Gals will empty their wallets of all folding cash
    You will go home with a very wealthy little rhyming ash. LOL

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    1. lmao shake it all about
      Listen to them shout
      Get myself rich
      Being snip snip though may make them twitch

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  12. Here Come The Dumb Who've Had Too Much Rum!
    There looks to be many of them around and some
    Of many kinds
    That will be fine
    It is a matter of choosing the options and having fun

    Hank

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    1. Choosing to run the other way
      Sure works at my bay

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  13. You made me LOL at the trout comment. I work with someone who is dumber than dumb. I seriously think she very well may be the dumbest person I ever met. How's that?? haha

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    1. haha can you get dumber than dumb?
      That may be impressive and then some

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  14. Takes all kinds I guess
    to make up the population on this earth
    seen a few of the dumber ones
    they do cause me some mirth

    betty

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    1. They can cause that
      Especially when you have to directly deal with them where you're at

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  15. Indeed, many fall short
    When follow a crowd
    But one rules this report...

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  16. As a teacher I saw many who fit into the categories you name,
    Dizzy and dumb, students and teachers the same.

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    1. Takes all kinds I guess
      One big ditsy mess

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  17. Yep, can't fix stupid, not even with duct tape!

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    1. Nope, duct tape is out
      Can't fix everything like they claim about

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  18. It’s surely the age of smart phones and stupid people
    Makes me want hide away in a steeple.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Could see all
      If a steeple was your hall

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  19. Lots of different kinds of people. It seems that stupid is becoming rampant. I worry about our future.

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    1. Yep, future will be screwed
      Ruled by the stupid and rude

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  20. ha, so many types of people! I am fairly positive that each descriptor matches me at some point or another! I'm a smart person but sometimes I need to ask myself what I'm even talking about.

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    1. lol well at least not all the time
      That would just be a crime

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  21. There are many who are getting by on luck alone

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    1. If luck existed maybe
      More statistics on a spree

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  22. When visiting Italy
    I had too much to drink (silly me).
    I stumbled, fell on my face,
    and woke up in my pillowcase.

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    1. Was it big
      Did you and it dance a jig

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  23. And I seem to run into all of them every day!

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    1. haha they are growing
      More are showing

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  24. I meet them often I dare say.
    There was one gal...Oi-Vay!
    She spent 3 grand on her kids at Christmas time
    instead of paying her mortgage-she didn't have a dime!
    Now the bank was taking her house
    She wondered why the bank was a louse.
    She said she had no luck
    I thought she was just one dumb F&^$

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    1. lmao damn that is a lot
      Here brains sure aren't so hot
      Must have got misplaced somewhere
      If she had any to begin with at her lair

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  25. Yeah, unfortunately, there are way too many empty heads walking around. What's most perplexing is how so many of them wind up in leadership positions. Guess that makes a lot of other people dummies, too, for either promoting them or voting for them.

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    1. One dummy to lead them all
      Dummies heed their dumb call

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  26. I do know someone who baffles my mind. And she graduated high school...a thing I will never understand. ;)

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    1. Some get pushed along
      Like nothing is wrong

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  27. And they were all debating on CNBC two nights ago

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  28. orlin N cassie

    we haz never meeted a trout we dinna like......tho we hazz meeted sum dumb onez....{ just due knot le.... de cutthroat trout.... noe we said that tho !!! }

    heerz two a driftwood catfish kinda week oh end !! ♥♥♥

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    1. haha we'll keep in on the down low
      So no cutthroat trout show

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  29. "The elevator doesn't go to the penthouse"
    Is a saying we had
    Sometimes could not believe
    How their brains were so bad

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    1. Yep, heard that one
      Some are so dumb by a ton

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  30. I work the auctions with someone like that.
    Makes me want to smack her flat!

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    1. lmao take a picture if you ever do
      Be fun to see at your zoo

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  31. I heard the term a few Fruit Loops short of a box the other day and I think we have all met people who fit the description.
    ~Jess

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    1. Yep, we've all met a few
      From zoo to zoo

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  32. Some people are sad and that is bad.
    Some people are funny and call everyone honey.

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    1. haha the honey ones I've seen
      Beats being called something obscene

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  33. Tell her you just scan the money then *poof* it comes out real when we print it from the computer attachment bwahahaha! Some people...

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    1. haha she probably couldn't even work a printer
      Might think she'd get a splinter

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  34. There are people who write poems
    there are people who write prose
    there are people who are gnomes
    who dress in funny clothes!

    There are people who are young
    There are people who are old
    There are people with a loose tongue
    Who become so very bold!

    There are people who are tall
    there are people who are short
    there are people who trip and fall
    when they try to do a sport!

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    1. haha there are many
      Can't exclude any
      As they come and go
      Running to and fro

      Some sure fall
      Seen it all
      Fall and splat
      Not agile like a cat

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