Friday, October 23, 2015

I Meant To At My Zoo!

The cat is so slack today. I meant to write a post at my bay but it just slipped my mind. How could that be done by my behind? That just can't be. I ruined my streak at my sea.

I meant to write a post,
But instead I chased a ghost.
Hmm, maybe just a shadow on the wall.
It was moving and needed to be stopped, that's all.

I meant to write a rhyme,
But I wasted my time.
I watched YouTube videos all day.
I just kept pushing play.

I meant to just write.
But it was too night.
Yep, way too dark.
So I listened to a dog bark.

I meant to write a post,
But I was a slacker host.
I cleaned the place.
Hey, need a clean space.

I meant to write a rhyme,
But I committed a crime.
I fell asleep at the keyboard.
I'll need forgiveness from the lord.

I meant to just write,
But then I saw the light.
Yep, I saw the light.
It was small, red and bright.

I mean to write a post,
It would turn out like most.
But then I had to eat.
Damn, it was a fine treat.

I meant to write a rhyme,
But then I saw a mime.
I had to give it a kick.
He hit me with a fake brick.

I meant to just write,
But I didn't just for spite.
The computer was slow.
So I went and watched a crow.

I meant to...
At my zoo,
But had others things to do.
I really did mean to.

Can't believe I meant to and I missed out. Damn that juicy trout. The cat had to have a snack. Wait, did I post at my shack? Maybe it happened while asleep at the keyboard. This post was just stored. I meant to watch a cat video and give sass. I'm just a meaningful little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

81 comments:

  1. Cat, are we rich yet?
    10,000 copies sold, I bet
    Ready to buy that Bora sand
    As Boppity Blue is in demand?
    Will there be a reboot too
    At your shoe?

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  2. I chase ghosts all the time
    And I don't even rhyme...

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    1. haha - I think ghost chase me...
      in fact one came calling at 3:00 am

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    2. rude indeed no sleep for me
      as that ghost came calling

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    3. Have to watch the peeping ghosts
      From coasts to coasts

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    4. Send them to the moon
      With a harpoon

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    5. Be a fun fly
      For some ghostly guy

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  3. For the cat bein' slack.
    She sure got a comment that's wack!
    The cat just tryin' to rhyme.
    Without committin' a crime.
    But ya get Devi talkin' about boobs and and a bra.
    Ya really can't complain about that after all!

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    1. haha - the cat might like talkin' about boobs...he will get the hammer for the spammer...

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    2. Boobs are fine by me
      Very nice to see
      But the spammer
      Got the hammer

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  4. I Meant To At My Zoo!
    There are a lot to do
    Many distractions
    To other directions
    Missing targets but a few

    Hank

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    1. Can look away
      Much to distract at play

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  5. I meant to, but I let the day slip away
    as I had to work more hours at my bay
    or else I would have no pay...

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  6. Mime kicking is important! That's what they get for doing that walking against the wind shit.

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    1. Saving spectators everywhere
      With a kick to a mime affair

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  7. YouTube is seriously addictive. I go to see one thing, and then I look again and I've been pressing play for three hours.

    So I try to avoid it.

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    1. Yep, it is easy to get lost there
      I try to avoid it too at my lair

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  8. Your distraction is distracting
    And that won't earn me a ker-ching.
    Better get with it, cat
    And put the screws to Pat!

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    1. The cat better make him work
      Laziness is not a perk

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  9. Yup, so many distractions especially with a whole herd of cats around here. They always need something.

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    1. haha always want attention and such
      Maybe just a touch

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  10. Some posts have a style
    Makes reading all worthwhile
    Others have pizazz
    They lend a certain jazz
    Posts do vary greatly
    They're snobbish and they're stately
    Some posts that are unwritten
    May be too boring to be fitt'n

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    1. Those posts can go
      Right down below
      Who needs to bore
      When Blue can snore

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  11. This post reminds me of that "but then I got high" song. Guess it got lost in a bong. Somehow the cat managed to post. Maybe he hit publish while eating his toast?

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    1. haha then I got high
      Is fun to let fly
      Maybe my tail hit it
      Are I was done with my bit

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  12. Well, you did write just right!

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  13. LOL you forget to write?
    I don't think that would ever be the case
    I think you even write in your sleep
    you definitely do it with such haste

    betty

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    1. haha yeah, I do write in my sleep
      As in the post ideas do creep

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  14. You meant to and did.
    I meant to and didn't.
    Not the same my friend, not the same. :)

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    1. lol not one bit?
      Damn, have to watch it

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  15. Haha! My life is full of "I meant to write, but I ...! It's a relief to know that you are not perfectly motivated! Have a good day!

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    1. haha glad I can provide relief
      From any grief

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  16. You? Forget to write? Naw! That's more likely for me. :)

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  17. See, "I meant to write, but slack I slide.."
    the poem by itself,
    sure tell us write about anything
    at our shack.

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    1. Anything it can be
      With any post spree

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  18. I see what you did there,
    said you had no post to share,
    but of course that can't be,
    your streak is too great to see,
    and your non-post post,
    saved you from being a disappearing ghost.

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    1. haha saved the day
      Here at my bay
      I'm done until July
      So a no post would be a lie

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  19. Geez, you're a lousy slacker. Which is to say you don't know how to goof off. You probably have posts written for six months from now... :)

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    1. Actually 9 months or so
      Such a lousy slacker at my show lol

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  20. I think we can forgive cat for slacking one day. Don't let it happen, again! ;)

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  21. I was just forced to read your post out loud to management because you made me giggle during a meeting. Hahahahaha they gave me the strangest looks. Lmao

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    1. lmao the cat was read in a meeting
      Are you sure there is now no job deleting

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  22. Damn can I relate to this. The overall flow made me think of Redman's "But I Got High".

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    1. But I got high sure came into a few
      I see it now at my zoo

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  23. Hey, as long as you kicked a mime, it's all good.

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    1. Kicked once or twice
      The cat isn't nice

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  24. I meant to do a lot of things that I never get around to it.

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  25. Dang how things get in the way especially Mimes!

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    1. Those mimes screw all
      From hall to hall

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  26. I meant to write a post about the path on which I sped
    But I got back on my bike instead
    Why sit at a computer when the weather's fine
    So you'll often find me using that line

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    1. Good way to be
      Until the snow takes its spree

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  27. orlin N cassie

    troo lee...yur dad haz rited a post everee day sinz 1735....itz oh kay if him take one day off .....

    ☺☺☺

    heerz two a velvet belly lanternshark kinda week oh end ~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. lol Don't know if he knows how
      One day off would really wow

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  28. If you took a day off
    I think you'd implode
    Even if you were ailing
    You'd write, though indisposed

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    1. Been there done that
      Here at my blog mat

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  29. I meant to is one of my favorite things to say.
    I like it so much I say it almost every day.
    Have a nice weekend.

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    1. haha let it flow
      As the list shall grow

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  30. I get distracted all the time. I need your backup post system going on for when I just meant to work on a post and didn't, too.

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    1. haha backed up until July
      So can do whatever on the fly

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  31. I meant to go visit my Mother in Law today... but I got busy doing something else. Tomorrows another day.

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  32. Your OCD wouldn't let you skip
    because that just wouldn't be hip!
    hahaha...

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    1. haha nope
      I'd be at the end of my rope

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  33. I meant to do this and I meant to do that
    but I kept procrastinating and chewing the fat
    I looked out the window and opened the door
    so much to do but so much is a bore
    I meant to do that and I meant to do this
    until I heard the cat's hiss!

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