Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Round Thirty Nine Is For The Feline!

So I've been saving the cat search terms up for a while of those who find me and my rhyming style. Google sure can send some strange ones. I'm not sure they are all about cats so we may offend nuns.

Nun pussy cats

I told you so. Think this searcher is going down below?

cat on my lap on my leg on my dick

My, you typed all of that? Guess you weren't killed by the cat.

Cat sore feet me

Hopefully it is your sore feet. Maybe a cat stole your seat?

pussy in the barn

Roll in the hay? Hope you itch a lot at your bay.

scared and lonely cat and fish

Maybe they want to make a wish. Or the cat wants the fish on a dish.

Jax with cat hair

Damn Jax, run out of shampoo there at your zoo?

cats in the cradle smothering baby

Hmm, get the hair puller. Cradle just a little fuller. 

cat towers r us

Not sharing. None we are sparing.

man cat loving

Hopefully not in the redneck way, otherwise it is okay.

cat hair up my nose

Sneeze it out. Don't pout.

cat hair in my 

In my what? Nose at your hut?

cat pulled my hair

Pat knows all about that. His armpit hair was pulled by the cat.

gf cats are the devil

Did they pee on you? What does the devil look like at her zoo?

pussy cats felines cat

You know you only need to search one, right? Such a waste of a search site.

And the winner of the cats brings out the dingbats. I guess the winner is always a dingbat. It is no different with cat. Are you surprised my this? I guess to each their bliss.

Human smelling cat ass on all fours

Does that get you umm ready? Turn you on steady? I hope not. That is scary a lot. I'll take a butt sniffing mutt any day over some redneck human at my bay. And now the cat search engine one has come to pass. No human will ever be sniffing my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

104 comments:

  1. It's Tuesday!
    Such a fun day!
    Did Hank beat me at 8:15
    At the Kitty Cat scene?
    Is it time to reboot
    The hoot?
    Taking the week off at my shore
    So Blue is ready for more
    Where's True?
    Did she find my blue suede shoe?
    Is that ninja still snoring loud and clear
    Dreaming about beer?
    Oh dear
    Suza... is she number one?
    Such fun!

    Hello Cat
    On the mat
    Not a fox
    In a box
    Or a toad
    On the road
    The name is Blue
    Not Scooby Doo
    Now, where's my shoe?

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    1. The ninja snores
      Like your roars?
      That I never knew
      Look at you
      Week off to rest
      And snore the best
      Without a shoe
      Or a clue
      Except for Bora
      Where the cat can whora

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  2. Did you say, 'cat on my lap on my leg on my dick'?
    Not a chick on a stick or a fox in a box?
    Cat hair up my nose
    Smelling like a rose
    Nun pussy cats... I knew they were out there
    With lots of kitty cat hair?
    What.... don't you know
    At the kitty cat show?
    Say it ain't so....

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  3. GF cats are the devil? What are those? GQ cats? Or is a sports team?

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    1. lol maybe a sports team somewhere
      Or some evil cabal in some far off lair

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  4. Let's hope people are just using google images for legitimate purposes......LOL

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    1. lol some how I doubt that
      Scary as can be with each dingbat

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  5. If this was a pussy dating site the perfect couple would be the ass smeller and the cat on the leg on the dick dude.

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    1. They'd make kids all day
      And have the government pay

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  6. I can't even attempt a rhyme with this one Pat. Congrats!

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    1. lol got you to on rhyme
      That is a fun time

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  7. Dingbat crazies find the Cat
    Even when he's where he's at
    Send them home to learn to type
    Knock off all their trashy hype

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    1. What if they are home
      When they come to roam
      To their room?
      For their doom

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    1. lol laughed at that one too
      When I saw it at my zoo

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  9. Too much time on Google makes a lot of cat crap. Chill

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  10. Cat hair up your nose is never fun. One strange human on the last one

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    1. haha easy as can be
      Let loose some pee

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  12. Round Thirty Nine Is For The Feline!
    'pussy in the barn' are not readily seen
    Rolling in the hay
    On the sly any day
    Creating a ruckus for the search engine!

    Hank

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    1. A ruckus they sure create
      As they pass through the gate

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    1. Beats me
      Probably from an old post at my sea

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    2. Jax with cat hair...
      In your lair

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    3. Thank you, Adam, for remaining very surprised that anyone would google such a thing. Hmph!

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    4. lol bah, had to be done
      As we've done a hair run

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  14. An image I don't want stuck in my head
    of a human close to a cat's behind
    it never ceases to amaze me
    with these searches what you will find

    betty

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    1. Yeah, they can amaze
      Hopefully the cat smelling butt thing is just a phase haha

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  15. "Pussy in the barn."
    "Roll in the hay." <--This is the best response ever at your bay!
    Nice going, Pat.
    I can't top that.

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    1. haha worked so well
      As in the barn they dwell

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  16. That last one is definitely the winner. Sounds like something my dog would do.

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    1. At least dogs can get away with it
      And no one will have a fit

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  17. oh man, that's definitely a scary search term that I never really thought about when people find your blog via their searches using the unsavory version of cat. Yikes! Or as Jax would say (who was lovingly included in your search items: "Eeeep!".

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    1. haha got your yikes and eep on today
      Yeah, cats can go another way

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  18. Sure seems like just anything can be found on Google. Sometimes it might be good to be careful what you search for.

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    1. That it sure might
      Especially if you find the correct site

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  19. Oh lord. I'm just going to leave these searches for you haha

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    1. Did Gloria say pussy in the barn?
      Oh darn....
      Cat those people must be nuts
      They can stuff their own.... you know what

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    2. That they can indeed
      Maybe Gloria saw it take seed?

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    3. Ha ha ha
      You and blue are really funny ha

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    4. Ha ha ha
      You and blue are really funny ha

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  21. Pussy in the barn?
    Is that what you're hintin'?
    Well, golly gosh darn.
    Don't tell Bill Clinton.

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  22. Wow. This one was a bit all over the place. I think the change up from your normal style might have thrown me off too.

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    1. Comes once a month at my sea
      As the nuts go on a spree

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  23. Makes you kind of want to go back to time before the internet when we were oblivious to how many crazy people walk among us!

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    1. Yeah, that was bliss
      Now they always rip the piss

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  24. 'cat search terms up' found
    39th ride around
    scary and spam
    only you, Cat, get one.

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    1. haha get a bunch
      As they are out to lunch

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  25. Yikes on the last one ~ And I am smiling at all the comments ~ No comments on pussy in the barn ~

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    1. lol no pussy in the barn
      Could spin quite the yarn

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  26. Cat pulled your armpit hair?
    Ouch to that
    Is there nothing sacred
    Even to the Cat?

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    1. He yanks away
      So I shaved it at my bay

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  27. Well, at least you have us regulars that are normal. hahahahaha yeah right, normal.

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    1. lol normal may be stretching it
      Just a little bit

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  28. I'm left feline aghast at these terms. Yep, I'm more about the puns than the rhymes.

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  29. orlin N cassie

    we canna even troo lee commint we iz laffin two much ~~~~

    ♥♥♥

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  30. The Cat be stylin' on Pat's underarm mat
    Braidin' and curlin' and teasin' at that
    Clawin' and pullin' and scratchin' beneath a full moon
    Makin' the wackiest Halloween costume

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    1. He can style
      Rather vile
      Yanking away
      Night or day

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  31. A human smelling cats`butts will be the next episode on Strange addiction or intervention or maybe the real housewives of whichever city they are in

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    1. Wouldn't doubt it at all
      Dumb as a stump those real housewives are from hall to hall

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  32. been reading your stuff - and I can't get enough!
    no topic is sacred - with clothes or naked
    but after my stop here - my cadence is clear
    will i keep rhyming the rest of the year?!

    thanks for supporting my simulation blog tour!!

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    1. haha any and all
      Done at my hall
      The way of the cat
      We rhyme like a dingbat

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  33. The cat is getting inventive, pulling your armpit hair :)

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  34. Lots of double meanings here
    innocent I am sure, have nothing to fear
    trying to be nonplussed
    rather than to blush! (smiles)

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    1. That is probably right
      But the cat goes to the gutter on sight

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  35. Until that last one they weren't so bad! Funny, rude, but not as bad as that last one. :)

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    1. The last one wins out
      Bad as they search about

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  36. Haha, cat hair up the nose. Been there, lol.

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  37. First my mushy tells me I'm a zombie and now you're readers are googling about my cat hair?! Lmao

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    1. Someone trying to tell you something
      There at your blog wing? lol

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  38. The cats tug your armpit hair? Buahahahaha I bet that was a bit of a surprise! :)

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    1. That it was indeed
      So shaved it away at my feed

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  39. What a creative rhyme, you entertain me all the time!

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  40. You sure do get some weirdos searching your bay.

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