Sunday, October 11, 2015

Some Brain Type Rain!

So a while ago at her sea snowcatcher gave an idea to me. She wants all spammers and haters brains to explode. Damn, wouldn't want to meet her on the road. She may run you down in a rage. Maybe she offs people for a wage? Those snowflakes are just a cover. A gun or poison is her real lover. Anyway, back on task before she puts poison in my flask.

Brains go boom.
That would bring doom.
With a big splat,
You'd become a stat.

1 in 5 brains will blow.
That's 1.3 billion deaths you know.
Population control too.
What exploding brains can do.

If you are an internet tough guy,
Your brains go bye bye.
If you like to spam,
You mind turns to jam.

If you go out and steal,
Your brain no longer turns its wheel.
If you look at one the wrong way,
Your brains make you pay.

Hmmm there may not be a human left.
All the exploding brains would have heft.
My OCD wouldn't want to clean that.
Nope, exploding brains doesn't apply to a cat.

We can do what we please.
But if you so much as sneeze,
Your brain goes boom.
What's left of you is in a tomb.

So now beware.
Do things with care.
If you don't do it.
Brains turn to spit.

As in they leak from you face.
Good you need to embrace.
Can't be a criminal of any kind.
Can't even moon your behind.

Brains exploding is upon us.
So you can't fuss.
Time to give nice a chance.
Maybe the human race will advance.

Yeah, that will be the day.
They'd all go boom I'd say.
All on Earth would be sunk.
Except for maybe a monk.

Wouldn't that suck? Brains exploding everywhere like muck? If you did anything bad at all your brains would splatter on the wall. Sword of Damocles in a way. Everyone would always have to have a nice day. Even when you have a bad case of gas. Good thing I'm an exempt little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

78 comments:

  1. Hello Cat
    On the kitty cat mat!
    Is Suza number one or is it Hank?
    (You know, Hank The Poetry Tank)
    Or did the Ghost play another trick on me
    In the place to be?
    Or is it True
    You, know the one and only True Blue?

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    1. Nope, just you
      Blogger had an issue at my zoo
      Post never showed up in a blogroll
      think I fixed that stroll

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    2. So I noticed at my sea
      It was just me
      Blogger spoiled your fun
      As they check out a bun

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    3. They can do that
      Annoys the cat

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    4. They spoeled my fun a couple of times too
      Got me red hot and steamy at my shoe
      (No, not that way
      At my bay)

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    5. From blue to red
      There outta bed
      Dumb old blogger is a pain
      Wait until tomorrow at my lane

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  2. Spammers can sniff my shoe
    And Scooby Poo
    I don't get these people, Cat
    I'd sure like to smack them with a mat

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    1. I'd rather use a bat
      Knock them flat

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    2. How about a bucket of flees
      Or up to their knees

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    3. That would be grand
      Let them itch across the land

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    4. Let's add some honey too
      And a bucket of glue

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    5. Why not go for tar
      They wouldn't move far

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  3. It would get kind of messy if that were the case

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    1. Get rid of them though
      As boom they'd go

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  4. I have not had a lot of spam at my sea. Maybe I should start posting regularly :-)

    Till then happens, I will say that you and snowcatcher are crying needlessly!

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    1. Can hit delete
      But exploding brains would be neat

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  5. I hate spammers and trolls and I hope that their brains explode ~

    Hey, Happy Thanksgiving Pat ~ Enjoy the long weekend ~

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    1. Hope you have a good one too
      Yeah let them go boom at their zoo

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  6. It would be just like the movie Scanners...

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    1. That it would
      Forgot about that one in my hood

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  7. We sure wish that someone would figure out a way to get rid of the darn spammers. That is one way But it would be very very messy. Too much clean up for me.

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    1. Yeah, too much clean up for my ocd too
      Wouldn't want that at any zoo

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  8. It isn't raining rain you know
    It's raining Santa, ho, ho, ho
    His brains exploded in the air
    I hope he's wearing underwear

    The snow queen likes to hear a boom
    As brains go flying, zoom, zoom zoom
    They smack your windshield as you drive
    Does that mean you're still alive

    Spat and spatter, sizzle splop
    Ain't no good to call a cop
    Carry a brolly when outside
    And behind it you can hide

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    1. But be sure and wear a hazmat suit
      For you may get hit with a brute
      They shall fall without a chute
      And make grown men mute

      For with brains in the air
      And brains in your hair
      You'll smell like death
      But you still got mentos for bad breath

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  9. A few spammers have slipped in lately at my sea
    All from Pakistan, they be.
    I usually don't have any at all.
    Maybe their brains will hit the wall.

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    1. Goo on a wall
      A new art call
      Splattered brains
      And so the money rains?

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  10. Spammers make like difficult. I've had to keep an eye out for them lately, and delete comments accordingly.

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    1. Yeah, that we must do
      At each zoo

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    2. They even mess with Grumpy Goo :(

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    3. That why your are a grump
      Their little road bump

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  11. Some brains these days wouldn't make much of a mess!

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    1. haha yeah not much there
      Room to spare

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  12. Some creatures like starfish and redneck walmart shoppers actually function with no brain at all.

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    1. Amazing how they do it
      Every little ass crack hanging out bit

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  13. I too do not like spam
    Not the kind in email or meat
    But to some I think
    It could be a tasty treat

    Betty

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    1. The later could be a treat
      The rest aren't neat

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  14. I think I'd like to treat all the spammers
    To a clout on the head with heavy hammers. . . lol
    It would not be such a strain
    To help them with their brain drain.

    I get some from Pakistan
    Or India ~ one is a strange man.
    He says he has enjoyed reading at my door
    And then tries to sell me stuff galore.

    He is both a spammer and a scammer
    And truly deserves that heavy hammer.
    Blogger is good at dealing with spam
    And catches all and starts a publishing jam . . . lol

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    1. But it could weigh on the arms
      And may raise some alarms
      A spammer hammer bandit at large
      May end up with a charge

      Don't want some India sand?
      Hey, it's from another land
      It could be magic.
      That wouldn't be tragic

      Times two
      Sure needs to be flushed down the loo

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    2. Eddie.... not you too
      Scamming spammers at your shoe?

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    3. Scamming the scammers is fun
      It can be done

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    4. Spamming the Spammers is even more fun , , , , lol
      See:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

      Who is the lady ordering the spam?

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    5. lmao first time I saw that one
      As spammitty spam gave quite the run

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  15. I've been away for a while but have no fear
    I'm back again, oh dear oh dear . . . lol

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    1. lol back and on the attack
      With a rhyming stack

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  16. We'd need zombies to clean up all those braaains.

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    1. Then we'd be screwed
      Zombies would eat every dude

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    2. Well, they can bite me!
      Zombies and spammers in the place to be

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    3. Take a bite out of crime
      With that chime

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  17. There's a commercial on now where the peoples heads explode in a purple powder. Don't understand why, and really dislike the commercial. Dislike anything with brains involved. LOL
    Zombies around every corner!

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    1. lol zombies are the rage
      Never saw that commercial take stage

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  18. My worst nightmare would be brains exploding!
    Makes me feel like the whole world is imploding!

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    1. Yeah that would be ick
      But it would do the trick

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  19. I can't say I disagree, spammers also annoy me. :)

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  20. Brains go splat
    Create quite a mess
    But it would be worth it
    If spam became less

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  21. Ha ha ha, Cat got inspired once more
    When Snowcatcher came knocking on his door
    Perfect for Halloween night
    Brains exploding instead of a fight
    No more spam for me, I've had my fill
    I wish spammers didn't get such a thrill

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    1. A thrill as they spam and scam
      When they should just scram

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  22. It would be a zombie delight if all the brains started exploding!

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    1. Zombies would be in love
      Catching brains falling from above

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  23. Maybe put them under hot shower
    to melt the spam, to return 'the favor'

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  24. I see a movie made of this filled with zombies, the Kingsmen and that bad dude from Breaking Bad.

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    1. That would be a mashup
      Fill any pop corn cup

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  25. Some Brain Type Rain!
    Can cause some refrain
    May explode
    It's a big load
    Just so to avoid the pain

    Hank

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  26. I just hope the rednecks and the ninjas don't team up with the beer guy!

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    1. That would be something indeed
      Best to avoid it at many a feed

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  27. Okay, I was expecting gory, scary at some point!
    This filled the bill at my joint!!!

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  28. Spammers and haters are more than I can bear
    So if they explode, so what? I don't care.

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    1. Works for me
      Let them go boom in the sea

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