Thursday, October 29, 2015

The Beat Of The Treat!

Halloween is near and all the kiddies will shake their rear. Out they will go and run to and fro. They will want a treat, something that is sweet. And if you don't give one, you may get a TP run. That is a treat for me, but maybe not for thee.

The beat of the treat.
The treat is so sweet.
Be the treat to beat,
With your meet and greet.

A toothbrush treat,
Will get a delete.
Won't be a repeat,
Near your concrete.

The beat of the treat,
With a meet and greet,
Brings the treat to beat.
A treat that is sweet.

A gift card treat,
Isn't very neat.
Santa may tweet,
You walked his beat.

The treat on a beat.
The beat of the treat.
The treat so sweet,
It's the treat to beat.

The coffee treat,
For a kid fleet,
Won't be neat.
But could be sweet.

The sweet in the treat,
The sweet to beat.
Beat the sweet,
In the sweet treat.

The I owe you treat,
Will hit the street.
You'll get a treat.
A TP meet and greet.

Meat of the treat.
Meets with the treat.
Treat with no meat.
Leaves less to meet.

With your meet and greet,
Meet the beat of the treat.
Or the treat and the meet,
Treats you to a delete to beat.

Get my treat beat? Was it so sweet? Did you meet and greet the beat of the treat or hit the street on repeat? Saying that three times fast is a treat. Trust my rhyming ass so sweet. A sweet ass is neat? Hey, could be a treat. Now the beat of the treat has come to pass and I'll go treat my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

68 comments:

  1. Testing one... two...
    No one eats a blue suede shoe...


    Kitty... Catty
    On the matty
    Where's that croc
    On a rock?
    And that fox
    In box?
    And that cat
    In a hat?
    Or that Hank
    In a poetry tank?
    Or True?
    Or Scooby Doo?
    Hey,
    It is Thursday...
    Such a fun day!

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    1. All must be at work
      Or a road driving perk

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    2. Maybe you scared them away
      With your blue poo play

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    3. Scared them all
      You going Blue poo at my hall

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  2. I get your treat beat
    I'm stomping my feet
    One foot, one shoe
    Doing the grumpy goo

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    1. lol could be a new dance
      Your one shoe prance

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  3. We always give out the good shit and have repeaters. One year we gave out blow pops and we could hear the trick or treaters yelling, "they got blow pops" and the kids would come in swarms. It was so cute!

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    1. lol your house is the place to be
      You made sure to get no TP

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  4. That was a treat when all about beat
    Neat not to cheat then you have to delete
    Ding ding it's the bell
    Come and sit for a spell
    And eat the treat to the beat as your day is conplete

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    1. TYPO, TYPO
      Let play find the typo.

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    2. Is it a con?
      Where the typo doe dawn?
      Hmm I don't know
      Should I cheat on the go

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    3. It's me
      instead of thee.
      First paragraph....and this editing is free. haha,

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    4. Whoopsy
      At least one slip beats three

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  5. Get ready for the swarm on kids on doorsteps.

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    1. I'll watch from afar
      None at my apt sand bar

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  6. The Beat Of The Treat!
    And plays it way out neat
    At Halloween
    Such a scene
    May appear to be that sweet

    Hank

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  7. I'll take a gift card!! No coffee though. Disgusting stuff.

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    1. lol gift cards can sure work
      But yeah, coffee may not be a perk

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  8. Who needs a sweet treat?
    Let 'em smell your stinky feet!
    And if they dare complain -
    Smack 'em with le pain!

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    1. Child abuse could come due
      May get the PTA after you

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  9. My son is excited to go, which means I'm excited to go. :)

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  10. Uh Oh time for Halloween, with witches and all kinds of scary stuff. Luckily we don't usually get any trick or treaters. And time for lots of treats. Sure makes for great rhyming.

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    1. Can make for a fun rhyme
      Any old time

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  11. Someone in our old neighborhood always gave out tennis balls. I have no idea......

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    1. lol well can be fun to throw
      Dogs will like them at any show

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  12. Funny is people give out good treats
    but then dentists offices will pay kids for the candy
    so why go through the hassle of providing something good
    if the kids are going to use it for something more handy?

    betty

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    1. haha never knew they did that
      I could have used that trick where we are at

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  13. I bought some sour treats
    Of which I readily had some eats
    They're horrible!
    Horseradish has them beat.
    I don't think any kid will ever return
    For my Halloween treats.

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    1. haha scare the all away
      Save money at your bay

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  14. We are going to give out catnip balls this year and see who ends up rolling in our yard!

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    1. haha you may regret that
      If too many roll where you're at

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  15. If you want to get fat, indulge in those treats
    get yourself large stomachs and larger seats
    Halloween is definitely a candy maker's dream
    but indulge too much and your pants split a seam!
    Boo!

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    1. lol pant makers dream too
      The bigger they are, the bigger they charge you

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  16. I'm cool. I give out good treats. Which is why kids come like five times to my pad. ;-)

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    1. lol do they change costumes at least
      Or always the same scary beast

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  17. If I got a gift card while trick or treating i would be really happy!!!! Can't lie about that. Forever NO RAISINS.

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    1. That would be neat
      I'd think it was sweet

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  18. I'm cool with all treats on Halloween. Expect for:

    Religious Pamphlets
    Christmas Candy (because you know it's from last year)
    Soda (who wants to carry that around in their bag all night)
    and people who make you stand there while they pop you some popcorn or fry you up a doughnut. (yes, we've had this happen before)

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    1. Wow, never had the last one happen before
      I'd run far far away from that shore
      And religious nuts
      Can go sniff butts

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  19. My little mushy best not be shaking her rear or she won't be allowed to eat candy for THREE years. Lol

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    1. lol make here wait three?
      How rude of thee

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  20. I loved Halloween night and you realize how people have awful taste for candy

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    1. Yep, you find that out
      When out and about

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  21. orlin N cassie

    de rain in spain stays main lee on de plain ~~~~~

    ☺☺☺

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    1. It doesn't go far
      Around to the corner bar?

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  22. No candy at my place for five years now
    Toy planes and bubbles instead of chow
    Parachutes and penguins and hedgehogs
    This year glow in the dark temp tattoos for their nogs

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    1. haha that sounds like fun
      Plus no rotten teeth are done

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  23. Treats are sweet
    they can't be beat.
    Better than meat
    or smelly feet

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    1. No zombie feet?
      Those aren't a treat?

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  24. We'll probably be giving out whatever is left on the shelves since we haven't picked candy up yet.

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  25. The only trick or treeter I've had in the last 3 years has been my grandson. We never get kids around here anymore. All the more candy for me. lol

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    1. haha can spoil him and keep the rest
      That ought to pass the test

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  26. I wouldn't mind getting handed gift cards.

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    1. That be nice
      Especially if they were high price

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  27. The beat of the treat
    Aint that sweet
    In England, no greet
    No feet
    To meet
    At my door
    That's for sure

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  28. Thanks for the treat from your feed
    The comments were sweet! :)

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  29. I'd love a gift card
    But probably kids hate
    They'd rather have cool things
    To fill their plate

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    1. That they would
      Toys and candy in their hood

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  30. I don't eat much candy, but I do like bite size Halloween candy. :)
    ~Jess

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