Friday, October 2, 2015

The Goal Of A Hole!

I've heard it time and time again here at my den. You want to get out of the hole. Umm, need a rope to accomplish that goal? Lassie may be around. You can count on that hound. Does one ever truly get out though? Damned if I know.

Life takes a stroll,
You're in a hole.
Didn't watch your feet,
Tripped on the street.

In the hole you are.
Beats being hit by a car.
Now you are stuck,
And covered in muck.

That is just yuck.
Can't make a buck.
Bills in the mail,
Saying you fail.

Peter pays Paul.
They rob them all.
But why not Paul and Peter?
Peter a big eater?

Why not Anne and old one eye?
They popped in, don't know why.
Might want to jump in a hole,
If old one eye takes a stroll.

Where was I?
Right, a holey cry.
Stuck in deeper.
Bills are a creeper.

The harder you work,
More life isn't a perk.
Down further you go.
Can't get enough dough.

Can't see the sun.
Holes are no fun.
Then they come and lock it.
Take your last buck out of a hole in your pocket.

Now trapped in the hole.
Out is your goal?
Might need a gun,
Rob a bank for fun.

Go in on it with a banker.
Then double cross the wanker.
Out of your hole you'll be,
But now it is time to flee.

Hmm, so I suppose you humans can get out of the hole. It just depends on the goal. Although don't stop and stammer or you'll get chucked in the slammer. Can one ever get out of the hole in life? Need to marry a rich husband or wife? That would stop the hole sass. I'll now go dig a hole in the litter box with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

79 comments:

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    1. Where have all the good guys gone
      Leaving Hank here alone all forlorn!
      Life takes a stroll
      A change in role
      Slight change to the order of positions

      Hank

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    2. Good Morning Hank,

      All alone today I see, have a great day!
      Blue must be out on the road...

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    3. Hiya
      Truedessa!
      Blue gets to oversleep
      Little Bo-Peep
      Lost her sheep!

      Hank

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    4. Got #1
      As all are out for a run
      Or Blue is after sheep
      Is he a sheep creep?

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    5. In the place to be!

      Yes, I was on the road, Hank
      I wish it were a prank
      Sometimes life gets in the way
      Even on a sunny Friday

      A sheep creep I'll never be
      But a bunny honey at my sea

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    6. What type of bunny
      For love or money?

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    7. A Playboy Bunny
      Yes, they them honey!

      Hank

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    8. haha after those
      Curl some toes

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    9. Hank beat me to it
      He knows his um... bit haha

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    10. He must have been around
      And oh so profound

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  2. Well, to feel whole
    you need to get out of the hole
    so, I guess that should be the goal
    then you could take a stroll
    just don't get caught in a dust bowl
    then things might get out of control
    so stay out of a funky hole
    & free the chains of your soul

    ok had to as I am in a rhyming mood

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    1. Chains and a hole?
      Damn, be quite the role
      Sure need a goal
      Dig out of it like a mole
      Climb a flag pole
      Free as a whole

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  3. The Goal Of A Hole!
    Exploits of a Mole
    Sets a target
    Not to be had
    Makes one a kind soul

    Hank

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    1. Getting on out
      Can be kind when about

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  4. Warning for the Cat!
    "If you are digging a pit for your enemy, don't make it too deep, for you may fall into it" :)))

    ઇઉ Ell@

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  5. A sink hole would be worse
    Could loose your car and your purse!

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    1. Could loose your car and purse?
      Losing it would be far worse hahahaha

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  6. A stinkhole would be a snotter,
    Especially if the last person let go a rotter.

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    1. At least letting it rip in a crater
      Isn't as bad as an elevator

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  7. I had such a good smart arse comment to make and forgot it. I don't know if the cat would have liked it but Pat would have.

    This post is a little deeper than usual, pun intended.

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    1. haha just popped out of your head?
      Oh the dread
      Dig a little deeper sometimes
      With our rhymes

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  8. If you're in a hole
    And you don't meet a goal
    Perhaps the money's lean
    And you look like a string bean
    Get in the welfare line
    But don't try to hold a sign

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    1. No sign holding
      Like I'm umm golding
      Can I bounce around like Tigger
      As I be a gold digger?

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  9. Ehh were are all in a hole, you just got to make sure that you don't get in over your head. Besides, you'd dig me out, right cat?! Hahaha

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    1. haha they cat may dig you out
      But you could shout
      For if he had to go
      He'd let it flow
      From down below
      A hole is made of dirt, you know

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  10. It is way too hard sometimes to get out of a hole. Just have to be careful not to get in a hole. Right!!!

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    1. haha sometimes they creep up on you
      And you're stuck before you know it at your zoo

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  11. We all have some sort of hole. Deep today cat.

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    1. The cat can dig deep
      With a hole at his keep

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  12. Most of the time those poor humans dig their own hole!!!

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    1. Bein' in the hole is tough, but bein' an a$$ hole is rough.

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    2. That they do
      With shovels by the few

      haha rough on who?
      The idiot without a clue?

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  13. What if the hole is inside you?
    Got a problem there I'm sure, especially as it wasn't mean to be there! Oops!
    Happy Halloween!

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    1. Means you may have got shot
      That could hurt a lot

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  14. lol "Bills in the mail, saying you fail". Basiccaalllyyyyyyy. I always need help getting out of a writing hole! takes me like 1 hour of staring at a wall before I even start.

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    1. haha damn, hopefully the wall is fun
      And not boring to stare at a ton

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  15. We all seem to get into a hole of some sorts at some times.

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  16. When it comes to finances, happy to say I am currently out of the hole.

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    1. I'm currently out too
      But not by much at my zoo

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  17. I've hit a pothole or two in my day
    Not the same as being "in the hole" way
    But still stinks because the alignment will take
    Away from the dough I work so hard to make

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    1. Yep, damn pot holes suck
      They can cost a mighty fine buck

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  18. Financial holes...been in those over a lifetime.

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    1. In those one can sink
      Bringing one to the brink

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  19. I'll just call Lassie
    Or one of his mates
    He'll sound the alarm
    Rescue me from my fate

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    1. May want to carry a bell
      So Lassie hears you down the well

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  20. Lassie is the one who pushed the children!

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    1. Figures it was the mutt
      At their hut

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  21. Indeed so often life takes a stroll
    and just as often it takes its toll.

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    1. Seems to be the way
      Can have play or make you pay

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  22. This could be depressing
    My budget needs re-dressing
    The bills all look the same
    Is this how you play the game ~
    (Um, fall in a hole?)

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    1. Well if all the bills are small
      Nothing wrong with them looking the same and all

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  23. Nobody likes to be in the hole, except maybe a mole. Collectors calling wanting their pay. Yep, in the hole causes much dismay!

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    1. The hole sure can suck
      Have to stay out and not pass the buck

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  24. This is what I deal with every day.
    This is my job to help people pay
    off their debts and feel better.
    They are so stressed about all those letters
    and phone calls are a real pain
    some cry and almost go insane
    from the stress of their debt.
    I'm glad I can help get
    them some relief
    and not feel so much in the hole.

    Oh and when St. Paul's Cathedral was being built, they needed a loan which they got from St Peter's-found that out a few short years ago.

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    1. haha the saints helping all
      There at your hall
      Being helpful too
      Way to be at your zoo
      As in the hole can suck
      I'd rather pass that buck

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  25. Best way to avoid the hole
    is not to spend more than you make
    than you will be one happy person
    and might even enjoy some cake

    betty

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    1. Not sure I'd enjoy cake
      But advice which all should take

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  26. It's not too hard to avoid a hole,
    To stay on top, not on the dole.
    Just spend less money than is coming in
    And the biggest secret has always been
    If you can't afford it, no need to pout.
    You just have to learn to do without!

    Unfortunately, some people figure as long as they have checks in their checkbook, they must not be out of money.:)

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    1. haha yeah many do not learn
      And give a check another turn
      Then the hole shall grow
      And they sink rather low

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    2. Or as long as the credit card swipes, it's like free money, right?? Until the bills come in...

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    3. Yep, until in comes the bill
      Ditched credit cards at my hill

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  27. Live below your means,
    forget those designer jeans!

    Stay out of the hole
    should be your goal.

    Do with less.
    Avoid the mess!

    Words to live by
    under my sky!

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    1. You know I'm caught up when I rhyme!
      As out of my time hole I climb!
      Money, I'm okay.
      Time, I'm a herky jerky bunny!

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    2. lol herky jerky
      But every so perky? haha

      Way to be
      At ones sea

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  28. Policemen like donut holes, or is that whole doughnuts? I don't know, it could be both. I think I'll hole up with a whole book now and get a little reading time in. :)

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    1. haha hole one up with a book
      Works for my nook
      Bah, both doughnuts work
      They find all a perk

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    2. Unless they don't eat donuts...

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    3. Then they may run
      From the holey fun

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  29. I try to stay out of holes- unless I was to stumble upon the one Alice went down. That could be interesting!
    ~Jess

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  30. To keep out of a hole, watch where you step.
    That'll do the trick, I bet.
    Have a nice weekend.

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    1. Very true
      And you'd avoid dog crap too

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