Thursday, October 1, 2015

The Month Of Scare, Readers Beware!

The cat will scare you today, as Halloween is coming to play. Oh what I will do. One is for Gloria at my zoo. She likes that. You'll see from the cat. Might even get the Halloween Nazi as the scares fly free.


The cell of doom.
 It will bring gloom.
Won't fit in your pocket.
It's back on the docket.


Whoops, wrong holiday.
Scary anyway.
Santa is frisky to all.
Think it shrunk at his hall?


Yummy fish crap,
Is going in your yap.
Don't you love that?
Some scary scat.


A floating brain.
Too big for a train.
It has its eyes on you.
 A brain with eyes? Who knew.


Umm err eww.
Quite the view.
Shit in a chair.
Have to sit bare.


Hoarders r us.
Can't even fit on a bus.
 Buried in boxes is scary.
Bet things are in there that are hairy.


Like thousands of these.
They sure won't freeze.
Even too many for the cat.
Mary Kirkland would like that.


The craze is still on.
It isn't a con.
Human noses up your ass.
 Get ready to pass some gas.


Eyes to scare all.
Pop out like a ball.
Isn't that nifty?
Rather thrifty.


And the worst of all.
Ready to run down the hall?
Yep, the return of zombie feet.
Hey, Gloria finds them neat.

And now whatever comes due, unless maybe an alien probes you, you won't be scared at all. All thanks to the cat getting it out of your system on my wall. Gloria was waiting for the feet to return. Took a year and a half for zombie feet to make eyes burn. But there they are. Nasty by far. Enjoy the scary mass? No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

87 comments:

  1. Hello Cat on the kitty cat mat!
    Is Suza number one or is it Hank?
    (You know, Hank The Poetry Tank)
    Or did the Ghost play another trick on me
    In the place to be?
    Lots of questions from The Goo
    Who lost his blue suede shoe
    And raised you a Scooby Doo!
    (Not a fox
    In a box)

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    1. No one today
      Beat your #1 play
      They wait for you to be on the road
      With a toad

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  2. Eeeeeww plus infinity, Cat!
    I'm having breakfast on my mat
    Now, I guess I will go and puke a bit
    People are full of um.... spit!

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    1. NOOOOO, not those zombie feet!
      Now I have to puke in that toilet seat.
      My eyes are going to bug out like that guy.
      Maybe I'll go give peep show Santa a try!

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    2. lol saving you on food
      How can that be rude?

      haha peep show santa will make all swell
      He doesn't even carry a bell

      A line up you say
      Eww at my bay

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  3. Its a great new month. Scary for some, not me though. And if those images don't make people throw up, I don't know what else will.

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    1. Hey, Cat, who's this?
      A bit of spambizzz?

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    2. Got the hammer
      Put in the slammer

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  5. I think the butt sniffer scares me even more than the feet.

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    1. Yeah, at least the feet can be put away
      Butt sniffers are out to play

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  6. Zombie feet at your mats?
    I'll have to say "oh rats",
    Oh, and that butt-sniffer view?
    In that 'throne' I'll spew!

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    1. lol nasty thrown
      Rather throw a dog a bone

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  7. oh my goodness... that one with the toenails beat them all... how did he manage to fit in any shoe...oh my

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    1. Must have a mighty big shoe
      In order for that to come due

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  8. OMG....that was some pure nastiness, Pat! However, I do prefer your form of scary over the Texas Chainsaw crap.

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    1. Yeah, Texas Chainsaw redo/reboot/remake 50
      Sure isn't nifty

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  9. No need to thank, you say, but I will
    The images give quite the thrill
    Zombie toes makes quite a hit
    He's full of yeast, not just a bit
    Eyes that pop mean a goiter
    Live by the sea I reconnoiter

    If you do your poo in a chair
    Habit forming, so beware
    If your whole house is like Fibber MacGees closet
    On a psych ward you should make a deposit
    Ennis is the Santa's name
    Rhymes with something won't bring him fame
    To Halloween let's have a toast
    To scary things we love the most

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    1. lol Ennis you say
      Makes sense at play
      Santa has a secret identity I guess
      How can you confess?
      The feet needs some good herbs indeed
      Cut them off at ones feed

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  10. Pat, too many good lines today
    I've certainly missed you while I was away.

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  11. wow, was that a neat post
    you surly make a perfect host!

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  12. Yuck-a-roo! Oh Santa, that's not right!

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    1. Santa may not get a gift
      But his spirits he can umm lift

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  13. October's my favorite.
    Because, yep, every day.
    On the porch, Bones will sit.
    I'm kinda weird that way.

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    1. A new video will come due
      With him at your zoo?

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  14. Santa and the butt sniffer needs to get together.

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    1. They could have fun
      But everyone else would run

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  15. Oh my gosh, those toes. I'd rather walk a haunted graveyard than have to see those toes!!

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    1. haha even if ghosts came after you
      There at your zoo?

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  16. All I've got to say is, "Eeeeeeeeuuuuuuwwwwww!"
    But The Cat wants a rhyme too...

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  17. Those are terrifying photos and thoughts. Eww and ugh. I scrolled by the hoarder picture fast. Even thinking about hoarding makes me sweat.

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    1. Not a hoarder at my sea
      But they don't cause sweat at least for me

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  18. All of your favorite Ew photos.
    I know you just love all of those!
    haha....

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    1. haha love to make one curl up their nose
      And cause such woes with the toes

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  19. Ick on the feet
    not an image I want to carry all day
    can't believe it is October already
    this year has just floated away

    betty

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  20. Lol too funny with the toilet chair and Santa cracked me up. But...I ALWAYS say this when people ask me to swim in the ocean. "Where do this fish poop?!". Bleh gag barf

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    1. haha yeah, I knew you say that
      Had to use the one about fish scat

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  21. OMG, OMG, that is just so gross! Now I'll have Zombie feet nightmares! Can't unsee that! Yuck!
    But that toilet - Eww, can just imagine the sh.. on that fabric. Oh gosh, I need some cute cats to revive my happiness level!
    Thanks, but no!!!!!
    Happy Halloween!

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    1. haha yeah the feet are as nasty as can be
      Sure cats will be shown soon enough at my sea

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  22. that toilet honestly made me want to gag! GROSS. Ewwwww. My dad kept his first brick phone and i'm so glad he did, it's always funny to find! And merry christmas santa- bells be ringin'!

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    1. haha that thing must weigh a ton
      And yep, santa's having fun

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  23. Just saying, real life can be scarier than things that go bump in the night.

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    1. Yep, very much so
      Judging from this show

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  24. I saw your title, Pat, realized it was October, and remembered that you have a lot of fun creeping us all out during this month! So I'm laughing with anticipation at the thought of what you'll come up with! It's all freaky, but the toenails are the worst! Have fun under your sun!

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    1. lol this one is the nastiest of all
      With such sights on the wall

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  25. "The Month Of Scare, Readers Beware!"
    Just take a close look if you even dare
    You'll not laugh
    Such scary stuff
    You do not have to look but just be aware

    Hank

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  26. Hundreds of rats, I could deal with that. Oh man...scary feet.

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    1. lol that would be crazy as can be
      As they ran around thee

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  27. I should not have scrolled through this post
    The nails are what gross me out the most.

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  28. Ah, the cell phones of the 80s, and Homer Simpson's favorite chair.

    But the toe nails??Ewww

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    1. lol ewww gets the win
      For such a sight at my bin

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  29. O M G those toes though...Ewwww You crack me up! That toilet lazy boy, really?? HA HA HA HA

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    1. Lazy as can be
      To sit and never get up to pee

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  30. O M G those toes though...Ewwww You crack me up! That toilet lazy boy, really?? HA HA HA HA

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  31. orlin N cassie

    FISH CRAP WATER !!!!!!! wear due we sign up !! we iz buzzed happee octoburrz heer coz we get ta start R week lee howl oh ween scaree mewview ree viewz ~~~

    heerz two a frigate mackerull kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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    1. The scary movies shall start
      Can take them and fish crap water to heart lol

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  32. I am laughing at the first few pictures, then ewww at that last one ~ Hey, I remember that picture ~

    Thanks for the smiles ~

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    1. lol the ewww one is hard to forget at ones sea
      With its zombie feet spree

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  33. I remember a few of these
    there at your rhyming sea
    the toes are really gross
    to those I would not get close

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    1. Run far away
      Should they come to play

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  34. where's the fish bathroom by the lake?

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    1. They need one
      Could be nasty by a ton

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  35. Ewwwww, yuk, bleh, and gross
    You are such a nasty host
    I think Santa should take to indoor malls
    Before he has to endure blue balls!

    ... or Blue balls
    (you know who you are lol)

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  36. Finally; my perfect toilet!! I think I'll go clip my toe nails now.

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  37. You certainly scared the old Halloween Nazi with some of these images today! Though the fish sign gave me a good chuckle!

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    1. haha takes a lot to scare you
      At your Halloween Nazi zoo

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  38. Oh my the feet are scary but that toilet chair is the worst. As for hoarders-they are everywhere

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    1. That they surely are
      Toilet is almost as bad as those at a bar

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