Sadly they don't look like this,
At least 99.9% of the time as they hiss.
Still, who wants a dead thing?
That desperate at your wing?
Geez, just go to a bar.
Beats something like a wheel on a car.
Could work in a rubber there,
But that's too easy at my lair.
Back to vampires on display.
Real is what I say.
But you are shaking your head.
Hey, literal blood suckers I never said.
They are the poor pitiful me's.
They whine more than a stray has fleas.
Sucking you down into their pit.
Whining about any kind of shit.
They'll whine and whine and whine some more.
Sucking your life away at your shore.
They get a thrill from it to.
Hey, at least they don't yell, boo!
Do they turn you on as much as a dead thing?
I'll leave that for you to experience with a fling.
No need to tell that cat your fetish for the dead.
Keep that under your bed.
Yep, they'll whine about that too.
Poor me can't get a dead thing at my zoo.
Maybe they need to whine then.
Not even the dead want to come near their den.
No matter what you say,
They won't have a happy day.
Staying down in their hole,
Is their only goal.
And then bringing you into it,
Joining them in their hell pit.
Sucking your life away.
Those vampires are here to stay.
And don't worry all you lasses,
I like to appease the masses,
So I'll give you a sexy guy vampire too.
No need to thank me at my zoo.
Later all, have a nice fall.