Saturday, November 7, 2015

A Little Chew Between Me And You!

So the cat is fine with letting mutts take the rap, after all, they do eat their own crap, but I'll put a theory to rest. It's not just dogs that can chew with zest.


You see this corner here?
It is shiny I fear.
But it got chewed.
The table never found it rude.

Who did that?
Not Cassie cat.
Nope, it was me.
Caused me glee.


Even the rocking chair.
The whole Pat rocks incident at our lair.
Do you remember that?
The ninja wannabe said it to Pat.

How rude is that?
So I chewed the chair, stat.
 It was tasty as can be,
And still caused me glee.


 When there is no mouse,
I'll settle for the cat house.
It is furry though.
Could make a hairball show.

But with a little chew,
It doesn't taste so eww.
Just suck it back.
The fur doesn't lack.


Pat can't understand why,
I chew the scooper on the fly.
It is just there, okay.
So I chew it each day.

Plastic is yummy.
Not hard on my tummy.
I don't chew the scoop part though.
That is just nasty, you know.


And back to the corner.
Nope, not for Jack Horner.
That guy was horny?
Maybe he was just thorny.

That one isn't the same.
Two corners are my claim.
Have to make them match.
I chew so no need to scratch.

See? It's not just mutts. They may sniff more mutts, but cats can chew too. I enjoy it at my zoo. Pat just doesn't care, telling me I'll get a splitter in my lip at my lair. Like I'd let that come to pass. Pffft to any splinters says my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

71 comments:

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    1. Stopped for a while
      To have a peek
      Just as well
      No.#1 there to be picked

      Hank

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    2. Stopped for a while
      To have a peek
      Just as well
      No.#1 there to be picked

      Hank

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    3. Got on in for the win
      Times two with your spin

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    4. I was on the road
      Stuck like a toad

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    5. Stuck but non run over
      Road kill for a stray rover

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    6. Still beats a bluehound buss
      Making me cuss

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    7. busssssss? cus cusss ..... this phone is making me p.o.o.

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    8. haha the phone wins
      Showing your sins

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  2. A little chew between me amd you
    Where have the good guys gone to
    None around
    Just here alone
    Two hours on there are lots to chew

    Hank

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    1. When time on paws
      Cat finds the flaws

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  3. A little chew between me amd you
    Where have the good guys gone to
    None around
    Just here alone
    Two hours on there are lots to chew

    Hank

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    1. Apologies, Pat, still on the road
      Accessed through smartphone
      Didn't know it made double load
      Hopefully you are the only one

      Hank

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    2. Phones do that
      At many a blog mat

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  4. Hmmm! I need to chew this over!! ;)

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  5. Now you just rock on a chewed chair, that's all!
    Perhaps the Cat needs a new cat structure with lots of wood, wool, and plastic to chew on?
    The Cat is still an amateur though. When I was a kid, my dog at shoes, half my 45 record collection, a hole in the wall, and the legs off the coffee table.

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    1. lol your dog sure wins the day
      With the chewing display
      Can still rock on
      Cat won't fall for a new structure con

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  6. What do you do with a cat that chews?
    Maybe give him a glass of booze
    Then he'll sleep sound without a clue
    Maybe he'll learn to snore like Blue

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    1. He snores a bit
      But Blue's snoring he can't hit

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  7. Oh yes, some of us love to chew but usually just on cardboard. We use our nails to destroy the furniture. And believe me, it is destroyed. We did a great job. You all have a wonderful day.

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    1. haha Cassie does the furniture thing
      Here at our blog wing

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  8. My dog lives inside and she's not too bad when it comes to damage. We just have to wash off the walls sometimes as she gets dirt on them

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    1. That's not so bad
      Keeping a clean pad

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  9. We have some chewers here too, but they are not woofies!

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    1. Just a woofie wannabe
      There at your sea?

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  10. A little chew? Is this true?
    Maybe add some chewing toy
    to enjoy?
    or plan the trip to dentist cliff
    to blunt the teeth for safety motive?
    or order some vitamin additives?

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    1. Toys he shall eat
      Thinking they are sweet
      Vitamin this and that
      Gives him rather loose scat

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  11. Had been fortunate with our last dog
    He was not one that liked to chew on things
    Unless it was something specifically for him
    Like a dog bone bling

    (safe one of course)

    betty

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    1. Good when a dog doesn't chew
      As they can make a bigger mess on cue

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  12. haha, my cat chewed the couch
    it was expensive, ouch!!
    why do they chew so much
    you'll have no furniture left as such!

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    1. They chew
      And stew
      Just to see
      The reaction of thee

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  13. Yep, unfortunately, cats can cause just as much damage to furniture and carpet as dogs can.

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    1. That they can do
      With ease at their zoo

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  14. Yep, unfortunately, cats can cause just as much damage to furniture and carpet as dogs can.

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  15. Schultz did lots of chewing when he was a puppy. Our kitchen chairs didn't look so good!

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    1. Made short work of those
      Chewing and striking a pose

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  16. A corner-chewing lad?.Maybe you are going mad? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Been there done that
      Here where we are at

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  17. Wow - Orlin must have sharp teeth
    And a stomach made of steel
    Guess you don't have to feed him much
    As anything can become a meal!

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  18. Our one cat Kaspar, should have been called Anarchy.
    He is full of Malarchy.
    He likes to scratch and bite.
    Our door frame is quite the fright.
    It is scratched all to bits
    when he has his fits.
    The only thing he likes to chew
    are toes! That hurts, but he has no clue......I think.

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    1. lol or maybe he might
      Chew on sight
      Get a rise
      Then away he flies

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  19. Only ONE of my dogs likes to chew
    don't drop a pen on the floor
    or it becomes food! Not good!

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    1. Ink in the gut
      Not good for cat, human or mutt

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  20. Grrrrrreat post!
    From coast to coast

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  21. You should give that a Google
    and see what's in his noodle!
    Not a single chewing cat have I,
    of which I am glad, I can't deny!
    Our chewer was Nugget and that part I don't miss.
    He would chew electric cords and make them zizzle and hiss!

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    1. haha Cassie chews thin cords
      Chews them by the hordes
      So have to hide them away
      Chewed my cell phone one the other day

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  22. A cat that chews?
    My, that's news!
    That's normally for puppies.
    Or malnourished yuppies.

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    1. Usually is it
      But he thinks it's a hit

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  23. Oh, no! I'm sorry to hear that your cat is chewing on everything. I've never heard of that before. I hope you can figure out how to stop him from doing that.

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    1. Not much one can do
      With his little chew

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  24. Animals do like to chew
    chewing paper
    is my bird's caper

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  25. Some people I know only chew nails though. :D :P
    Enjoy fall. :)

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    1. Seen many of those
      Too bad they can't reach their toes

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  26. Uh oh, a chewing cat?
    That's really bad! ;)
    Luckily our cats do all those things outside on trees and such :D

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  27. My dogs outgrew their chewing up my stuff pretty quickly. Now, they'll only grab a roll of toilet paper once in a blue moon and shred it all over the house if we aren't giving them enough attention.

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    1. haha tp is his thing too
      He'll eat that as soon as it catches his view

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