Monday, November 2, 2015

Get It Here First With This Burst!

The cat will help all today. Plus I'll make some pay. Isn't that grand? I'll be helping out all across the land. So get it here first. Those other guys sell the worst.

Come one, come all.
Read the writing on the wall.
It is as safe as can be,
You can trust little old me.

I'm a feline after all.
We don't lie in the fall.
We lie in the sun.
I bet you liked that one.

Got you sucked in already.
It will be coming steady.
What? You don't know what it is?
Bah, you'll be begging for my new biz.

As long as you don't sniff a butt.
Leave that aspect to a mutt.
You'd look funny doing that.
But you're money would still be taken by the cat.

Hey, I can be bought.
Just don't sniff a lot.
What is it you ask?
First let me put on my mask.

Don't I look so wise in it?
I'm really the shit.
I read it in a book so it must be true.
Damn, I'm so great at my zoo.

Now come and sit,
Of course after you've paid for it.
No freebies for anyone.
Hey, I want to make a ton.

Now show some skin.
Don't worry, this isn't sin.
This is what you have to do.
Get ready, we go on two.

One, two, jab!
Did you like my stab?
Didn't I do that well?
Now your health is so swell.

I just gave you a shot.
It works a WHOLE LOT.
Now you won't get the common cold.
What? On my snake oil shot you aren't sold?

Are you lining up at my sea? Come on, show me the money. I'll save you from the common cold. My shot full of water is pure gold. Who needs one for the flu when you got my placebo at my zoo? So stick out your arm, water will do no harm. Hmm, may cause diarrhea, bloating, headaches, heart attacks, strokes, the common cold and gas. But that only happens to 0.000001% of those jabbed by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

89 comments:

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    1. Three times in a row
      #1 a thrill just as before
      Hank the Poetry Tank
      Signing off with thanks!

      Hank

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    2. Haha look at you go
      Three in a row

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    3. Hank the Poetry Tank!
      You can take that to the bank! :))

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    4. Hank on a roll
      Was with his stroll

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    1. The name is Grumpy
      Angie says you should've called me Blue Dumpy

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    2. The name is Grumpy
      Angie says you should've called me Blue Dumpy

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    3. lol Blue Dumpy would have been grand
      Dumping about the land

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    4. Just beware of the Kangaroo
      Stealing that blue suede shoe

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    5. Have to watch him
      May turn things grim

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  3. Cat's like the pharamacies, one by one
    They'll give you a shot, take it on the run
    Really good business, who wants the flu
    You'll feel better or drink a mountain dew

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    1. Better in the head
      After what is said
      Hypochondriacs everywhere
      Can no longer share

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  4. First off, cat, don't be such an easy sell!! It's gotta be a lot of dough to get a sniff of my rear! Lol lol

    Secondly, you hit a sore topic today. I've been fighting the flu shot FOREVER. I didn't take it pregnant. I turned it down during every single one of lucis physicals. My husband took her to her last physical on thursday and allowed her to get a flu shot!! And then calls me and says "it's so weird the dr said that she never had one before.". Proof that men don't listen!!!!

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    1. lmao but a sniff can be bought
      There at your living plot

      Uggg to that crap
      Need to smack that chap lol

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  5. Trust me, I never sniff any butts, but Miles (dog) sniff every dog butt he meets. Not all dogs appreciate it.

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    1. He makes up for it
      Even if some hiss and spit

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  6. I've never gotten a flu shot and I've only had the flu once in the past ten-twelve years. I like those odds.

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    1. Yep, same odds there abouts for me
      So I'll stay away from such a spree

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  7. Get It Here First With This Burst!
    Sniffing at the nose with flu not a curse
    But sniffing the butts
    Leave it to the mutts
    Just take life easy with a fat purse

    Hank

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    1. Yeah, leave it to those
      Who have a good nose lol

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  8. Sometimes I get the shot
    Sometimes not
    depends how I feel that day
    or if I wanna even pay
    to have them jab a needle in my arm
    but can't say it's caused me any harm
    or stopped me from getting sick
    after all, it's just a little pin prick
    never know it will really work
    or if they're all just a bunch of jerks

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    1. Jerks is what I say
      Can stuff it at their bay
      Stick it in their own ass
      I've got better things to pass lol

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  9. You have reminded me its time for the flu shot
    better to do it and be safe than not!

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    1. Safe is relative as can be
      With a flu shot spree

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  10. I just had my flu shot. Better safe than sorry at my age. I am way older than dirt. Course as soon as one has the shot, a new strain of flu arrives according to some. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Yeah, you just never know
      When you are older than dirt, what's the harm though

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  11. Dad got shot too, but that doesn't ever sound like fun!

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    1. nah, never a fun time
      Except in a rhyme

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  12. Haven't gotten a shot in years
    Say I will get one but then usually forget to
    Will probably have to make it a habit soon as I age
    Definitely don't want to succumb to the flu

    betty

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    1. Age and flu aren't a good mix
      But I still think the flu shot pushers are dicks

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  13. I get a flu shot every year.
    I turn my head when the needle comes near.

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    1. I get stabbed for an IV
      I watch with glee

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  14. Shoot me up, 'cause I don't want the flu.
    I'm such a believer sometimes I get two!

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    1. One for each cheek?
      Do they get a peek?

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  15. I've never had a flu shot. I also haven't had the flu since I was about 12. Never leaving the house helps, though. Can I have one of those water shots? But make mine gluten free, please. I'm watching my figure.

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    1. haha yeah, never leaving home is a good way to avoid it
      What? Just gluten? It as dairy, nuts, GMO and gimpalotutous a bit

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  16. So the cat is telling us to disrobe for money! CAT! Why I never!!!!

    And sometimes I'd rather just fight through the flu than coddle it, Idk why!

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    1. lol fighting through it works
      Hey, disrobing as perks

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  17. Yeah as long as those flu shots are gluten free, wheat free, sugar free and free free, I take it every time!!!

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    1. haha doesn't seem to be the way
      At any old bay

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  18. I thought you were selling Blue Emu oil or the fountain of youth. No shots for me, I've had enough over the years.

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    1. Yep, enough for me
      I'd make a killing on a fountain of youth spree lol

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  19. I really wonder if those flu shots make a difference.

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    1. haha doubtful at all
      Placebo at many a hall

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  20. I've had the shot the last five years or so. I never get sick and haven't even had a cold since 2011.

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  21. The flu shot last year was a joke and I didn't get one...I got the flu. Usually I just get a cold. I decided not to get the flu shot unless the flu shot nazi, aka, my hubby, nags me. Funny, My dad, back in the early 1920's, sold Rolly's Good Health products from a horse and buggy, with his dad. I still have the big medicine black box that it used to be carried in (I place pictures on the shelves for display.

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    1. haha bet it helped more than any flu shot too
      Joke it was last year that came due

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  22. For a little, full-proof shot
    It sure hurts and awful lot
    Small and full-proof it is not.

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    1. Full of something though maybe
      Rhymes with it at every sea

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  23. LOL That's a really good one, I had no idea where this was going till the end ;) I sure loved the line that felines don't lie in the fall but in the sun :D So true!
    Flu shots - no thanks. I do agree, the water is more for me :) :)

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    1. haha they cat just went with the flow
      Water is much better as it can flow too you know

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  24. They suck my blood every six weeks
    But that's it for me with needle freaks

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    1. I get stabbed once in a while
      Turning the IV dial

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  25. Just started a new medicine and they'll have to check my blood every month but I haven't had a flu shot in years.

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    1. Blood checking can be a pain
      But hopefully there is gain

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  26. orlin N cassie....

    think oh thiz......

    N ther ya haz it ~~~~~~~

    happee monday !!!


    ♥♥♥

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  27. Woo! I'm saved!! It's flu season here in Oz too. Phew!

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  28. I need to go drink a glass of water. :)
    ~Jess

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  29. I've been allergic to the shot since childhood. Build up your own antibodies or perish! :)

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    1. Build up is a better way
      To most things at play

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  30. Shots everywhere, even at the pharmacies ~ I think I will take a break from it, smiles ~

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    1. They are everywhere
      As at the dumb signs you stare

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  31. I'm abstaining this year. We'll see how that goes.

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  32. Got a flu shot for free
    At my sea
    Now I get the flu
    What can I do
    Become catatonic
    Almost moronic....

    Gary, Gary, quite contrary....

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  33. 99 cents for a pocket full of riches
    If enough people bite, I'll buy some new britches ;)

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    1. Will they be fancy as can be
      Or just plain britches for thee

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  34. I've only had one flu shot in my life and was so miserable for about 2 weeks afterwards. Never again. I'll take my chances on getting the flu (something I've never had either!)

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    1. I'll take the chances too
      They can stick their flu shot up their gazoo

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  35. So many flu shots...
    you get one,
    other viruses
    may come.
    So better breathe deeper,
    be stronger than creeper!

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    1. Stronger than germs
      Oh, but that isn't medical terms lol

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  36. Ha. I never get a flu shot, and never get sick. Not buying today :)

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    1. Damn, not getting a sale
      But my water came from hail

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  37. No flu shot for me!
    But you knew that already!

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  38. I will get a flu shot one of these days
    it seems prudent to me
    I'd rather have a little bit of arm pain
    than be laid up at my sea!

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  39. Most of the time I do
    This year, don't know
    But it's not just for your protection
    But others near your show

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    1. Pffft protection is washing hands too
      Easy enough to do

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    2. Pffft that's true
      Bit not the only thing to do

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