Sunday, November 15, 2015

In A Rut With 15 What?

Hmm the cat is trying to figure out your math. I guess it all follows the same path. Humans take their shoes off one foot and count. That sure gets the 15 amount. 15 what you ask. Let's follow the task.

Do something dumb.
Do something smart.
Maybe just show your bum,
To the people of Wal-Mart.

Do something silly,
Do something wise.
If you flash your willy,
You'll hear jailhouse rock cries.

Isn't wise and smart the same?
That depends with some.
But either way they seek fame.
Most by doing things dumb.

Fame is the name of the game.
That lights their flame.
Idiots everywhere should know your name.
Hey, at least they know who to blame.

But can't know long.
15 minutes is all you're allowed.
Can't come on too strong,
Or you may draw a crowd.

If you break the 15 minute rule,
You will just be so bad.
15 minutes is enough for a fool.
Enough for people to see they are sad.

Sad as in pathetic as can be,
Trying to get attention and such.
Whoopdi friggin doo says me,
To those that try too much.

15 is all you are given.
So you better not waste it.
Time to get really livin.
Do some stupid shit.

The other possible millions of minutes in life,
They don't matter at all.
Those 15 minutes is needed to show the wife,
You are the star of having a great fall.

What goes up must come down,
Or at least that's what they say.
Just like the 15 minute thing in every town,
And all strive for it night and day.

Got your 15 minutes yet? Pffft says the pet. Fame is nonsense anyway. But then it can get you pay. The sheep shall follow for a while. At least for your 15 minute mile. Then you are screwed and left in the grass. So sad, not really, says my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

59 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. 4th in a row
      Gets a nice flow

      Hank

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    2. Getting back a streak
      Here at my creek

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    3. Rolling away
      With many on display

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    4. But can he beat Blue when he's awake?
      Could he eat cookies and bake? ;)

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    5. Or chew gum and walk
      Maybe walk and talk

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    6. Or sing a song about a book
      Or do the dinosaur near a crook

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    7. Or a acrobat
      Swinging and singing and all of that

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  2. Fame is nonsense indeed. People seek it, and once they get it, they moan about not being able to live a normal life. Sheesh.

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    1. haha yep, can't please the whiners at all
      All about them at every hall

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  3. In a Rut with 15 What
    15 mins it takes to start
    Whatever occasion
    Or what situations
    Guide to those who are smart

    Hank

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    1. Guide to run away
      And not seek a 15 min display

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  4. In a Rut with 15 What
    15 mins it takes to start
    Whatever occasion
    Or what situations
    Guide to those who are smart

    Hank

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  5. It's the fifteen-minute game/where they give you a celeb name/then they watch you go up and then down/when you're low all you get is a frown. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. The kick you to the curb
      Then you get stuck in some suburb

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  6. Follow the 15 minute rule
    You have to be some kind of fool
    Hit it big, others drool
    Never have to go to school

    Life is like some fancy lace
    Full of holes, lots of space
    Someone's always in your face
    Take the 15, slow the pace

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    1. Lots of space up in the head
      Of those where it has led
      Maybe full of lead too
      Or what they release on the loo
      Can't pity the fool
      As they drool

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  7. I always thought Sugar Ray's 14:59 was a clever album title. Plus, that's about how long their fame lasted!

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    1. lol clever indeed
      As it took seed
      Pigeon holed themselves maybe
      There at their sea

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  8. So many things give one fifteen minutes of fame
    let's hope they don't bring also fifteen years of shame
    if someone does mischief let's hope it stays tame
    or that the accomplice is one who is game!

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    1. Yeah, hopefully all are game
      Or that could end up with plenty of blame

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  9. Don't want 15 minutes of fame
    Lots of those by people have been of shame
    Rather live rather ordinary and boring
    Even if that includes a bit of snoring

    betty

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    1. haha that works for the cat
      Take a nap where we are at

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    2. Take a nap and snore
      Maybe snore some more

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    3. Just not loud
      May draw a crowd

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    4. Snore to the beat
      Stomp your feet

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    5. Might not work
      With a snoring perk

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  10. I think I will pass on 15 minutes of fame. I like my life just like it is now.

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    1. A good way to be
      Passing on the 15 min spree

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  11. If only the Kardashians had 15 minutes.

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    1. The world would be a better place
      Not having to see each of their stupid face

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  12. That seeking fame thing can sure be evil.

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    1. That it can indeed
      Much crap can take seed

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  13. I'd rather have 15 minutes of snoring
    That is never boring
    Do you know what I mean
    At the Kitty Cat scene?

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    1. A little snore
      Can be restful at ones shore

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  14. When driving I must watch out.
    To hit a dear would be sucking.
    Because, tis the season, no doubt
    for all the deer to be fucking.

    He said "fucking"...say WHAT?
    Well, it's another word for "rut."

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    1. lol another word for rut?
      First I heard that smut
      But hit a dear you say?
      Is that after the fucking display?
      It can't be good
      If you want to hit them with the hood

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  15. All the other minutes are far more important.

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  16. Just a quarter hour
    then things go sour. lol.

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    1. Down to the gutter
      And not in the fun way that make some stutter

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  17. I'm still waiting for my fifteen minutes of fame. Hope its not for something totally stupid:)

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    1. lol that is a good hope
      No one wants to look like a dope

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  18. I am waiting for my 30 seconds of fame...with my luck it will be someone who filmed me with the cell phone as I fall into a fountain (I know-already been done by someone)

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    1. lol could be many a thing
      As now phones do more than ring

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  19. I've never been on tv so no 15 minutes of fame for me.

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    1. Can come from a cellphone
      As people capture all at the tone

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  20. Can someone please tell the Kardashian clan that their 15 minutes is up? It feels like they will never go away!

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    1. Keep doing more stupid crap
      And people watch across the map

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  21. 15 minutes only should be compulsory for most "celebrities"!

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    1. Wish it were so
      Then away most would go

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    2. 15 minutes
      Is not enough
      For me to show
      My very fine stuff

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    3. lol so you need more
      There at your shore

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  22. I like anonymity and have no desire for fame. I'm pretty much free to be me, and I love that! Have a good one under your sun!

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