Sunday, November 29, 2015

Intruder Abounds As Our Head Pounds!

The cat is still recovering from the other day. Some intruder came to our bay. She tried to be nice and give us a brush, but we treated her like something you'd flush.

There she was,
Here just because?
I knew not why.
But away I did fly.

Cassie gave a glare.
She has one hateful stare.
Females and big dogs she gives it to.
I guess she wants to be the only female at our zoo.

Then she ran under the bed.
We were both filled with dread.
Why did Pat let her in?
This surely wasn't a win.

We couldn't have her.
She didn't make us purr.
She was just scary.
And far too hairy.

Although that hair I may like to chew,
Between me and you.
Pat's armpits learned that.
Hey, I'm a weird cat.

She then moved near our litter box.
Good thing she had on socks.
My litter might stab her feet.
Nope, after going, I'm not neat.

Then she moved further in.
She was near my food with her sin.
She reached up with a do hickey,
And that is when things got tricky.

The fire alarm went off.
That made us both scoff.
It gave us a headache as well.
Those things sure are hell.

She said it worked fine.
Waved goodbye to each feline,
After checking a box.
She left and Pat turned the locks.

So she was the yearly fire alarm tester,
Only here to set the thing off and pester.
I guess that's not so bad.
Things are now back to normal at our pad.

What? Did you think it was something more? Whoops, sorry for the curve ball at our shore. This was four months ago though. So I guess you never know. Our headache is hopefully gone by now. We sure can hiss, spit and meow. But she thought it was cute. That doesn't work when I'm trying to be a brute. Next time the cat will have to pass nasty gas out of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. A home run
      Lots more fun!

      Hank

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    2. Wowweeeee
      11 is impressive as can be lol

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    3. Even more thn Scooby Doowee
      In the place to be?

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    4. Ohh so impressive it beats scooby doo
      And a scooby snack too

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  2. Fire alarm testers one and all
    Inspect away, have a ball
    Cassie thinks you're something mean
    Arriving in a flying machine
    Perhaps an alien from way out space
    Someone who gets right in your face
    Maybe she's one of the dreaded fed
    It feels so safe tucked under the bed

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    1. The bed is the way to go
      But it has wheels you know
      So they have to move with it
      When hiding from scary shit haha

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  3. Intruder Abounds As Our Head Pounds!
    It causes a din and it certainly astounds
    Not to be alarmed
    A friendly someone
    Alarm tester making his annual rounds

    Hank

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  4. I lived in a number of apartments and I've never heard of a person coming around to test the smoke alarms. Probably a good idea!

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    1. Yeah, the first one they did it for
      I guess they want to be safe at this shore?

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  5. Well that is pretty darn scary. We would have hidden under the bed too. Whoever heard of someone coming to test fire alarms. Glad it worked all right. You all have a great Sunday.

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    1. Yeah, at least it worked on cue
      And they never came back to our zoo

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    1. They run for cover at the sound
      Heading for the low ground

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  7. Oh yea, that sound is awful when Dad tests ours!

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    1. Awful as can be
      Worse than a vacuum spree

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  8. I don't blame Cassie and Orlin. I don't like a stranger tromping around the house. But, I think the crew could adjust and love a regular female guest as well as Pat.

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    1. They may adjust with time indeed
      But are very anti social at our feed

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  9. Thankfully it was only a fire alarm tester
    those alarm sounds are enough to scare the tails
    off any of our four-legged friends!

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    1. Yep, scares them all
      Some howl and some run down the hall

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  10. I don't think I've ever heard of a tester before

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    1. Yeah, weird that they do it
      Guess for insurance purposes or some shit

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  11. Well,I thought it was going to be a romantic interlude. See how we women think, lol....always the romance thing first. BUT, hurrah for fire alarms that work right. :)

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    1. haha nope, no interlude came due
      I knew I'd give off that tingly feeling at my zoo

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  12. Shocking 'she had on socks'
    can upset, when stranger walks
    in Orlin & Cassie' litter box
    to check the alarm
    I assume thru PC its can be done...

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    1. haha nope, no through PC
      As has to come to see

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  13. Did she really show up in socks, no shoes??

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    1. Shoes she had indeed
      Took them off at my feed

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  14. Getting the alarm checked each year is a good idea. Thankfully hubby does that for us.

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    1. A good thing to do
      Except nuts coming in your zoo

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  15. Guests are like fish, I think.
    After three days, they both stink.

    PLEASE NOTE:
    I did not write this verse.
    To claim it would be a lie.
    It was written by Mark Twain.
    Or some other dead guy.

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    1. haha a good line none the less
      We kick them out to save the stink and mess

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  16. Better safe than sorry
    when it comes to having a fire
    glad that a tester did come by
    although perhaps she didn't have the best attire

    betty

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    1. haha maybe not
      But came by for a plot

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  17. Sound the alarm an intruder is found...
    hey, I am all for safety as you never know...
    especially, since I thought love was floating around

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    1. Not that kind of safety needed
      So no chance of spawn being seeded

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  18. 4 months would be super long for a headache.
    ~Jess

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    1. That it would
      Need a pill in ones hood

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  19. I just could not get past the armpit hair chewing...

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    1. lmao he does that with glee
      Nasty as can be

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  20. Poor kitties ~ loud noises and an unwanted, scary visitor. I'm glad it was nothing more than a yearly fire alarm tester. Sure wish we had those here! Have a good one!

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    1. Yeah, all it was that came due
      Here at our zoo

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  21. Just had mine tested
    A few weeks ago
    Took only a few minutes
    Wore booties over shoes at my show

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    1. lol booties you say
      Good idea at their bay

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    2. You wore booties over shoes?
      Did it give you the blues?

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    3. They did, not her
      Did the lines blur

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  22. Always good to have those things tested out in real time.

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    1. That it is indeed
      Should a fire take seed

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  23. And here I thought you had a date,
    one with hair that got an A rate.
    haha.

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    1. haha nope, not the thought
      But made it seem so with my plot

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  24. Jason just did our testing the other day. It is such aggravating noise when it is blaring away!

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    1. That it is
      Aggravating to check the biz

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